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Solar Flare Erupts From Sun…. Bush Administration To Blame

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NOAA forecasters on Wednesday observed one of the largest solar flares on record at 1:40 p.m. EDT. The forecasters are predicting significant solar eruptions in the coming days. Agencies impacted by space weather storms may experience disruptions over the next two weeks. These include spacecraft operations, electric power systems, high frequency communications and low-frequency navigation systems

I certainly hope a Solar Flare Incident Commission is formed since it is quite clear that President Bush caused this cosmic event in order to further disrupt search and rescue efforts around New Orleans since he hates black people.

What? What did I say? I’m sorry, I was just listening to Howard Dean talk tonight… so I assume this must be true.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  3. It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed. The very nature of calling accountability the “blame game” dodges the fact that there is no one side that is absolutely culpable for this disaster but EVERYONE is spinning this and that to AVOID accountability.

    Accountability is decided by the ballot box.

  4. The Republicans would be well advised to remember who these critics of the administration are. These are the same folks who attempted to hype every criticism beyond reason and who enabled the reelection of Bush and the strengthening of the Republican majorities in the House and Senate just last year. I want to see these idiots pop up on television and accuse Bush of sharing his bed with Satan (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). I want to see more lose control and cuss.

    These folks need one thing: more rope.

  6. Has everyone seen THIS?

    Apparently, the Louisiana STATE dept. of homeland security refused to let the Red Cross bring their pre-positioned supplies into New Orleans — supplies that were intended to stock the Superdome.

    The explanation was that if they brought supplies to the Superdome, people wouldn’t want to leave.

    Mission Accomplished, Governor Blanco. The people at the Superdome were indeed eager to leave.

  8. Well Clint, it is obvious…you see, because W had taken the extraordinary step of declaring NOLA and the Gulf Coast federal disaster areas BEFORE she even made landfall, Gov. Blank-head rightly assumed that she could wash her hands of this entire nasty affair and that she could go back to pondering more important things like how to raise taxes and who invented liquid soap and why? You see, Bush made her feel too protected to care enough about her own people…it’s OBVIOUSLY W’s fault.

  9. #3 It’s so sad that we have douchebag liberals who want to waste time and money by investigating every time the president takes a shit.
    Comment by ThatGayConservative
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    Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
    It is a pity the everytime Clinton took a shit you DID waste time and money investigating him. 55million for 124k Whitewater, what driven bullshit. And Travelgate, bulshit.

    But Enron, Accounting gate, Energy gate, what will become the Round Robbin Gas Refinery Closure gate, all of The REAL Contract on America, all uninvestigated because the statute has tolled.

    Not to mention Cheney Energy Department Policy gate.

    This administration is corrupt.

  10. #9
    Sadder still, Chandler, is that you can’t do better than that.
    BTW, Hitlery should have been indicted for lying in Travelgate.

    http://www.judicialwatch.org/archive/2000/564.shtml

    Enron? You know the libs didn’t want that investigated to the point they would get themselves caught.

    Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.

    Please keep showing your stupidity, though.

  11. Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.
    Please keep showing your stupidity, though.
    Comment by ThatGayConservative
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    Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
    Now that made ME ROTFLOL.
    Thanks, I didn’t think you could do it anymore, but I was wrong.
    LMFAO

  12. It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed.

    Who takes up tons and tons of bandwidth here at GP: ridiculing everyone else with snotty, irrelevant slurs; deriding all [Republicans in] government; slandering competent people; and mocking anyone who is serious about good governance — and then pretends to be “sad”?!?

    Sorry, the sober citizen act doesn’t work.

  13. #11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality. (Not supposed to be that way, since is a Hollywood “writer – actor – producer” or some such, right?)

  14. #11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality.
    Comment by joe
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    joe,

    Because I am a guest liberal on this excuse for a gay-conservative blog, and so as not to shock the sensibilities of the ass-clowns that are regular conservative posters, I usually use a variation of some douchebag post already written. Firstly, it seems to be the kind of language most easily understood here and secondly, it meets an unstated community standard that is easily adhered to. Wanker.

    Sometimes I would like to say that most of the cons here sit around giving eachother rusty trombones, unless you are all joining in giving GP or GPW hot bukkake. Me, I’m just an intillectual upper-decking upper-decker here. But you prolly wouldn’t get it, unlike herpes. Because, joe, stupidity, like herpes, cannot be cured, only controlled through education.

    (Is any of that UNORIGINAL?)

  20. FYI 42%ers, Here’s the latest poll from CBS…

    BUSH’S HANDLING OF RESPONSE TO KATRINA

    Now
    Approve 38%
    Disapprove 58%
    Don’t Know 4%

    8/30-31
    Approve 54%
    Disapprove 12%
    Don’t Know 34%

    CONFIDENCE IN BUSH’S HANDLING OF A CRISIS?

    Now, After Katrina:
    A lot 32%
    Some 19%
    A little 25%
    None 23%

    Then, After 9/2001:
    A lot 66%
    Some 24%
    A little 7%
    None 2%

    BUSH JOB RATING — NOW

    Approve 42%
    Disapprove 52%

  21. Chandler. I don’t know quite what to make of your misspelling of INTELLECTUAL. But it started my day off with a good laugh.
    Comment by GayPatriot
    A guest? How about long-time resident. People who post all the time don’t get to call themselves guests.
    Comment by Butch
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    Hmmm,
    By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident. On the other hand the powers that be can be quite the riddle crunt. I have found that intellectuality has little to do with spelling.

  24. By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.

    So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.

  27. # 22:
    It was not a butterfly that triggered Katrina, but a kweef from Michelle Malkin. The evnvironment has adapted to the sludge coming from her mouth, but has reacted differently when it comes from another orifice that should remain closed.

  28. By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.

    So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.

    Comment by Butch
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    Butchie,
    For a neo-con to even have a comments section is remarkable. It must be the gay thing that makes him believe in open dialogue. GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.

  31. GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.

    Yes, GP promotes an open dialog, and whatever you suppose his political and affectational preferences have to do with that, I can’t imagine. God knows, he hasn’t deprived you of bandwidth on this site.

  34. njz (#26)-

    Re: Tommy Franks.

    New York Representative John Sweeney managed to get quoted with this proposal almost a week ago.

    Not a bad idea, I suppose, but I’d say General Honore is doing a fairly kick-ass job as it is. (he’s a 3-star general in command of the first army and a Louisiana native…)

    Sassy (#27)-

    What a clever, mature and thoughtful thing to say.

  37. Also, now that Congress has authorized an amount of aid equal to somewhere north of $200K per evacuee… anyone starting to get a bad feeling about where all that borrowed deficit spending is going to end up? (Aside from on the backs of the next two or three generations?)

  39. #35 Regarding #27
    Well, their lies are falling apart and the Lousiana libs are being uncovered for the frauds they are. Turns out the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die. Now their pissed off that Bush won’t allow them to see the bodies of the “poor blacks” according to Towleroad.

    So what have they got left but this kind of post? They won’t be getting their rocks off since nobody believes their lies and they won’t get to see the corpses of those “poor blacks”.

  40. Hey mens (and would be womens). Aint ya’ll got any room for a big BLACK gay republican here? WHo is this GUY calling all Blacks poor blacks. You man — ThatGUYCon. Ain’t nothing poor about Balck mens, you know what we mean baby?

  46. Ah, imagine for a moment that the media had directed even 1/100th of the amount of critcism hurled at Bush over the hurricane Katrina response at Kofi Annan and the UN over the Oil-for-Food, Child P0rn0graphy, and Sex Abuse scandals.

    I guess imagining it is all we’ll ever be able to do, huh?

  47. #40
    I’m speaking, of course, of the “poor blacks” that the liberals seem comfortable in exploiting.
    They like to say that Bush wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die but the more we learn, the more it’s evident that the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die.
    Now they’re pissed off because they won’t be able to see the bodies of the corpses in the media. Look for it on The Museum of Leftwing Lunacy today.

  48. #46 – Well, it’s all about abortion, V. And about personal responsibility as a philosophy.

    Why? Well, “they” (the urban, Left-educated NYT/MSM types) come to the table hating Bush deeply and powerfully and instinctively and permanently, because he doesn’t automatically agree that 9 months of unrestricted abortion (and no parental notification for teen girls) is good. Also because he’s Christian and believes people are responsible for their actions, rather than “society” collectively. And because of that d/p/i/p hatred, no topics are acceptable for discussion except those having utility in destroying Bush.

    So, in the MSM world, we try to avoid talking about the U.N. scandals (which I agree reveal far more human incompetence, corruption and long-term danger than anything at FEMA). Because they have no utility or value in the destruction of Bush.

  49. #48 P.S. And, even though the Federal response to Katrina has actually been better and faster on the whole than any other disaster (view the link and its sub-links)….the left/MSM types are hoping Katrina will let them create a new “political narrative” in America….getting us away from that nasty old “9-11 narrative” that has worked out so poorly for them (since fighting terrorists only makes conservatives look good).

    It remains to be seen whether the Left/MSM will succeed. Not that I believe Dick Morris, but his theory is that Bush is great at disaster relief and will make sure that he (Bush) is seen showering money on New Orleans for years to come….neutralizing the new “narrative”. We’ll see. Me, I’m worried about the cost of all that showering (the deficit spending and the further expectations that Big Government will always fix everything, in everyone’s life).

  51. Chickenbeavers!!

    Don’t call for more government action to help the poor people stranded in New Orleans unless you drove down there as soon as you heard the news and personally waded through the sewage and took some of them out of the Superdome and into your home. (Not impossible, some college kids did it).

    Don’t call for better canal walls and levees in New Orleans unless you are willing to take two years and go down there personally and build them.

    Don’t call for a more aggressive FEMA unless you’ve put in a job application there. Don’t call for a quicker and more effective use of U.S. military resources in the disaster zone unless you’ve spent the last two years encouraging healthy young men and women to enlist, and supporting the Defense Department budget.

    Looks stupid to me, too, but put up or shut up, chickenbeaver! Hey, your game, not mine.

  52. White America Plots to Destroy Another Majority-Minority City

    Quick, name an American city of 450,000 where the majority of the population is non-white, where a quarter of the population lives in poverty, and where most of the city streets are, even on a dry day, below sea level. New Orleans, of course.

    But also Long Beach, California.

    The city in southern Los Angeles county stands an average three feet below sea level, compared to eight feet for New Orleans. Yet despite all the talk from the political left that the Bush administration has effectively drowned New Orleans residents, that same political left is working assiduously to leave Long Beach residents exposed.

    Every time the storm swells and high tides of an El Nino flood the city of Long Beach, the only barriers protecting its poor Blacks, Hispanics, Cambodians and others from drowning are berms and sea walls. Yet across Los Angeles county, well-funded, white environmentalists and politicians who prefer pristine beach views uber alles do battle against such walls. … Pro-beach, anti-wall environmentalists are regular allies of Sens. Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein, both of whom are sharp critics of the Bush administration’s handling of Hurricane Katrina.

  56. #53 – OK, I’ll bite – What’s the other blog? I know you can’t name it here…..E-mail me, wdiw02-at-hotmail.com.

    Yes, it’s really me. I’ll prove it right now, as follows 🙂 The Iraq War is absolutely about the War on Terror. Saddam Hussein had many links to terrorists, including an al Qaeda subgroup he was nurturing in northern Iraq. Britton rarely makes sense anymore. GCB is a dope.

  60. Hmm.. I’m not sure. You managed not to mention the tax cut as though it were a spending program… but even Stephen complained about the unbalanced budget.

    This is why you should post with an email address.

  65. Let’s see…

    According to the A.K.C… the chihuahua must not exceed six pounds. Let’s say Karl Rove is around 200 — that’s 32 chihuahuas… and they can be vicious little critters. (I’m a dog lover — but I prefer a big dog that knows how to relax.)

    I’ve got to go with the chihuahuas, unless Rove gets a weapon.