Solar Flare Erupts From Sun…. Bush Administration To Blame
NOAA forecasters on Wednesday observed one of the largest solar flares on record at 1:40 p.m. EDT. The forecasters are predicting significant solar eruptions in the coming days. Agencies impacted by space weather storms may experience disruptions over the next two weeks. These include spacecraft operations, electric power systems, high frequency communications and low-frequency navigation systems
I certainly hope a Solar Flare Incident Commission is formed since it is quite clear that President Bush caused this cosmic event in order to further disrupt search and rescue efforts around New Orleans since he hates black people.
What? What did I say? I’m sorry, I was just listening to Howard Dean talk tonight… so I assume this must be true.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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My lawyer will be contacting you Bruce G.P.
For injuries sustained from falling out of my chair LAUGHING at your sarcastic witticisms.
Good one!
ROFLMAO
Comment by MarkP — September 7, 2005 @ 9:58 pm - September 7, 2005
To borrow from Monty Python:
There’s absolutely nothing wrong that a nice, expensive congressional investigation can’t prolong.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 7, 2005 @ 9:59 pm - September 7, 2005
It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed. The very nature of calling accountability the “blame game” dodges the fact that there is no one side that is absolutely culpable for this disaster but EVERYONE is spinning this and that to AVOID accountability.
Accountability is decided by the ballot box.
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 7, 2005 @ 11:06 pm - September 7, 2005
The Republicans would be well advised to remember who these critics of the administration are. These are the same folks who attempted to hype every criticism beyond reason and who enabled the reelection of Bush and the strengthening of the Republican majorities in the House and Senate just last year. I want to see these idiots pop up on television and accuse Bush of sharing his bed with Satan (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). I want to see more lose control and cuss.
These folks need one thing: more rope.
Comment by JT — September 7, 2005 @ 11:13 pm - September 7, 2005
#3 It’s so sad that we have douchebag liberals who want to waste time and money by investigating every time the president takes a shit.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 7, 2005 @ 11:30 pm - September 7, 2005
Has everyone seen THIS?
Apparently, the Louisiana STATE dept. of homeland security refused to let the Red Cross bring their pre-positioned supplies into New Orleans — supplies that were intended to stock the Superdome.
The explanation was that if they brought supplies to the Superdome, people wouldn’t want to leave.
Mission Accomplished, Governor Blanco. The people at the Superdome were indeed eager to leave.
Comment by Clint — September 7, 2005 @ 11:37 pm - September 7, 2005
Oh, sorry… forgot to tie it in to the theme — speculation on how this will be George Bush’s fault?
Comment by Clint — September 7, 2005 @ 11:38 pm - September 7, 2005
Well Clint, it is obvious…you see, because W had taken the extraordinary step of declaring NOLA and the Gulf Coast federal disaster areas BEFORE she even made landfall, Gov. Blank-head rightly assumed that she could wash her hands of this entire nasty affair and that she could go back to pondering more important things like how to raise taxes and who invented liquid soap and why? You see, Bush made her feel too protected to care enough about her own people…it’s OBVIOUSLY W’s fault.
Comment by PatriotPartner — September 8, 2005 @ 12:14 am - September 8, 2005
#3 It’s so sad that we have douchebag liberals who want to waste time and money by investigating every time the president takes a shit.
Comment by ThatGayConservative
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Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
It is a pity the everytime Clinton took a shit you DID waste time and money investigating him. 55million for 124k Whitewater, what driven bullshit. And Travelgate, bulshit.
But Enron, Accounting gate, Energy gate, what will become the Round Robbin Gas Refinery Closure gate, all of The REAL Contract on America, all uninvestigated because the statute has tolled.
Not to mention Cheney Energy Department Policy gate.
This administration is corrupt.
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 8, 2005 @ 12:35 am - September 8, 2005
#9
Sadder still, Chandler, is that you can’t do better than that.
BTW, Hitlery should have been indicted for lying in Travelgate.
http://www.judicialwatch.org/archive/2000/564.shtml
Enron? You know the libs didn’t want that investigated to the point they would get themselves caught.
Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.
Please keep showing your stupidity, though.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 8, 2005 @ 1:27 am - September 8, 2005
Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.
Please keep showing your stupidity, though.
Comment by ThatGayConservative
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Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
Now that made ME ROTFLOL.
Thanks, I didn’t think you could do it anymore, but I was wrong.
LMFAO
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 8, 2005 @ 2:10 am - September 8, 2005
It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed.
Who takes up tons and tons of bandwidth here at GP: ridiculing everyone else with snotty, irrelevant slurs; deriding all [Republicans in] government; slandering competent people; and mocking anyone who is serious about good governance — and then pretends to be “sad”?!?
Sorry, the sober citizen act doesn’t work.
Comment by Butch — September 8, 2005 @ 2:25 am - September 8, 2005
#11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality. (Not supposed to be that way, since is a Hollywood “writer – actor – producer” or some such, right?)
Comment by joe — September 8, 2005 @ 3:28 am - September 8, 2005
#11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality.
Comment by joe
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joe,
Because I am a guest liberal on this excuse for a gay-conservative blog, and so as not to shock the sensibilities of the ass-clowns that are regular conservative posters, I usually use a variation of some douchebag post already written. Firstly, it seems to be the kind of language most easily understood here and secondly, it meets an unstated community standard that is easily adhered to. Wanker.
Sometimes I would like to say that most of the cons here sit around giving eachother rusty trombones, unless you are all joining in giving GP or GPW hot bukkake. Me, I’m just an intillectual upper-decking upper-decker here. But you prolly wouldn’t get it, unlike herpes. Because, joe, stupidity, like herpes, cannot be cured, only controlled through education.
(Is any of that UNORIGINAL?)
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 8, 2005 @ 4:54 am - September 8, 2005
Howard Dean would make a great President.
Comment by Wannabeleader — September 8, 2005 @ 6:31 am - September 8, 2005
“howard dean would make a great President” of the Governmental Slave Plantation. He’d be perfect.
Comment by syn — September 8, 2005 @ 6:49 am - September 8, 2005
Chandler. I don’t know quite what to make of your misspelling of INTELLECTUAL. But it started my day off with a good laugh.
Comment by GayPatriot — September 8, 2005 @ 8:56 am - September 8, 2005
Because I am a guest liberal on this excuse for a gay-conservative blog…
A guest? How about long-time resident. People who post all the time don’t get to call themselves guests.
Comment by Butch — September 8, 2005 @ 11:06 am - September 8, 2005
I just wonder why the sun hates black people so much.
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 12:03 pm - September 8, 2005
FYI 42%ers, Here’s the latest poll from CBS…
BUSH’S HANDLING OF RESPONSE TO KATRINA
Now
Approve 38%
Disapprove 58%
Don’t Know 4%
8/30-31
Approve 54%
Disapprove 12%
Don’t Know 34%
CONFIDENCE IN BUSH’S HANDLING OF A CRISIS?
Now, After Katrina:
A lot 32%
Some 19%
A little 25%
None 23%
Then, After 9/2001:
A lot 66%
Some 24%
A little 7%
None 2%
BUSH JOB RATING — NOW
Approve 42%
Disapprove 52%
Comment by Reader — September 8, 2005 @ 12:19 pm - September 8, 2005
Chandler. I don’t know quite what to make of your misspelling of INTELLECTUAL. But it started my day off with a good laugh.
Comment by GayPatriot
A guest? How about long-time resident. People who post all the time don’t get to call themselves guests.
Comment by Butch
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Hmmm,
By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident. On the other hand the powers that be can be quite the riddle crunt. I have found that intellectuality has little to do with spelling.
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 8, 2005 @ 12:39 pm - September 8, 2005
Personally, I blame that g-damn butterfly down in Brazil that’s always flapping its wings and causing hurricanes.
Comment by Ian Malcolm — September 8, 2005 @ 1:04 pm - September 8, 2005
If you’re interested in public safety and national defense, I would think you would want to replace Brown and Chertoff ASAP.
Comment by anon — September 8, 2005 @ 1:58 pm - September 8, 2005
By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.
So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.
Comment by Butch — September 8, 2005 @ 2:31 pm - September 8, 2005
Convergence of the “Blame Bush for Katrina” and “Chickenhawk” memes
Comment by Ian Malcolm — September 8, 2005 @ 2:54 pm - September 8, 2005
I’m thinking Tommy Franks should run the show. (Just make sure I get credit for coming up with the idea.)
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 3:21 pm - September 8, 2005
# 22:
It was not a butterfly that triggered Katrina, but a kweef from Michelle Malkin. The evnvironment has adapted to the sludge coming from her mouth, but has reacted differently when it comes from another orifice that should remain closed.
Comment by Sassy — September 8, 2005 @ 3:36 pm - September 8, 2005
By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.
So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.
Comment by Butch
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Butchie,
For a neo-con to even have a comments section is remarkable. It must be the gay thing that makes him believe in open dialogue. GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.
Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 8, 2005 @ 3:44 pm - September 8, 2005
Very funny….. Thanks!
What is even funnier is that he probably thinks that the sun revolves around the earth….
Comment by Good job, Brownie! — September 8, 2005 @ 3:50 pm - September 8, 2005
#29. Oh. Ha ha, ha ha ha! I get it. Yea, Bush is stupid. Good one! Wow, you guys are ON!
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 4:03 pm - September 8, 2005
GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.
Yes, GP promotes an open dialog, and whatever you suppose his political and affectational preferences have to do with that, I can’t imagine. God knows, he hasn’t deprived you of bandwidth on this site.
Comment by Butch — September 8, 2005 @ 4:24 pm - September 8, 2005
he probably thinks that the sun revolves around the earth
Whereas Cindy Sheehan believes the sun, the Earth, and all the planets revolve around her.
Comment by V the K — September 8, 2005 @ 4:43 pm - September 8, 2005
Butchie, For a neo-con…
And using that term strengthens your argument exactly how?
Comment by Frank IBC — September 8, 2005 @ 5:46 pm - September 8, 2005
njz (#26)-
Re: Tommy Franks.
New York Representative John Sweeney managed to get quoted with this proposal almost a week ago.
Not a bad idea, I suppose, but I’d say General Honore is doing a fairly kick-ass job as it is. (he’s a 3-star general in command of the first army and a Louisiana native…)
Sassy (#27)-
What a clever, mature and thoughtful thing to say.
Comment by Clint — September 8, 2005 @ 5:47 pm - September 8, 2005
#27 is what passes for a smart and insightful remark on the left. Just ask Wonkette.
#15. Howard Dean would make a great president … of PETA
Comment by V the K — September 8, 2005 @ 6:05 pm - September 8, 2005
Remeber what I said about giving the left enough rope? From the full gallows here, I insist on being credited.
Comment by JT — September 8, 2005 @ 6:19 pm - September 8, 2005
Also, now that Congress has authorized an amount of aid equal to somewhere north of $200K per evacuee… anyone starting to get a bad feeling about where all that borrowed deficit spending is going to end up? (Aside from on the backs of the next two or three generations?)
Comment by V the K — September 8, 2005 @ 6:36 pm - September 8, 2005
Honore is kicking ass. Unfortunately he’s only in charge of the military part. I’m thinking of Franks for running the whole kitty.
Oh, and SHIT! Scooped again.
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 7:03 pm - September 8, 2005
#35 Regarding #27
Well, their lies are falling apart and the Lousiana libs are being uncovered for the frauds they are. Turns out the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die. Now their pissed off that Bush won’t allow them to see the bodies of the “poor blacks” according to Towleroad.
So what have they got left but this kind of post? They won’t be getting their rocks off since nobody believes their lies and they won’t get to see the corpses of those “poor blacks”.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 8, 2005 @ 7:16 pm - September 8, 2005
Hey mens (and would be womens). Aint ya’ll got any room for a big BLACK gay republican here? WHo is this GUY calling all Blacks poor blacks. You man — ThatGUYCon. Ain’t nothing poor about Balck mens, you know what we mean baby?
Comment by mependulous — September 8, 2005 @ 9:02 pm - September 8, 2005
Yea, mependulous, I’m with you! Down with the man! And the sun, too. Or whatever.
Oh, and the Sun LIED!, too.
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 9:17 pm - September 8, 2005
Yo jizzy. You down with the boy here? Be careful. You mite not be back up for a while. Come adn get it whiteyy.
Comment by mependulous — September 8, 2005 @ 9:28 pm - September 8, 2005
Riiiight.
Comment by njz — September 8, 2005 @ 9:36 pm - September 8, 2005
Hey, I see Karl Rove’s face in those sunspots.
Comment by Frank IBC — September 8, 2005 @ 9:38 pm - September 8, 2005
What you mean by riight boy???
Comment by mependulous — September 8, 2005 @ 10:06 pm - September 8, 2005
Ah, imagine for a moment that the media had directed even 1/100th of the amount of critcism hurled at Bush over the hurricane Katrina response at Kofi Annan and the UN over the Oil-for-Food, Child P0rn0graphy, and Sex Abuse scandals.
I guess imagining it is all we’ll ever be able to do, huh?
Comment by V the K — September 8, 2005 @ 11:11 pm - September 8, 2005
#40
I’m speaking, of course, of the “poor blacks” that the liberals seem comfortable in exploiting.
They like to say that Bush wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die but the more we learn, the more it’s evident that the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die.
Now they’re pissed off because they won’t be able to see the bodies of the corpses in the media. Look for it on The Museum of Leftwing Lunacy today.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 9, 2005 @ 2:58 am - September 9, 2005
#46 – Well, it’s all about abortion, V. And about personal responsibility as a philosophy.
Why? Well, “they” (the urban, Left-educated NYT/MSM types) come to the table hating Bush deeply and powerfully and instinctively and permanently, because he doesn’t automatically agree that 9 months of unrestricted abortion (and no parental notification for teen girls) is good. Also because he’s Christian and believes people are responsible for their actions, rather than “society” collectively. And because of that d/p/i/p hatred, no topics are acceptable for discussion except those having utility in destroying Bush.
So, in the MSM world, we try to avoid talking about the U.N. scandals (which I agree reveal far more human incompetence, corruption and long-term danger than anything at FEMA). Because they have no utility or value in the destruction of Bush.
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 11:25 am - September 9, 2005
#48 P.S. And, even though the Federal response to Katrina has actually been better and faster on the whole than any other disaster (view the link and its sub-links)….the left/MSM types are hoping Katrina will let them create a new “political narrative” in America….getting us away from that nasty old “9-11 narrative” that has worked out so poorly for them (since fighting terrorists only makes conservatives look good).
It remains to be seen whether the Left/MSM will succeed. Not that I believe Dick Morris, but his theory is that Bush is great at disaster relief and will make sure that he (Bush) is seen showering money on New Orleans for years to come….neutralizing the new “narrative”. We’ll see. Me, I’m worried about the cost of all that showering (the deficit spending and the further expectations that Big Government will always fix everything, in everyone’s life).
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 11:44 am - September 9, 2005
Midgette has thrown Brown off the ship. I still say he should have hired a horse trainer.
http://corner.nationalreview.com/05_09_04_corner-archive.asp#076051
Comment by anon — September 9, 2005 @ 12:58 pm - September 9, 2005
Chickenbeavers!!
Comment by V the K — September 9, 2005 @ 1:31 pm - September 9, 2005
White America Plots to Destroy Another Majority-Minority City
Comment by V the K — September 9, 2005 @ 1:38 pm - September 9, 2005
P.S. Hockey-Mask Tip to Frank IBC for posting that at another blog that shall go nameless because I enjoy the quality of debate there and would hate it if some of the dim-bulbs who comment here showed up there.
Comment by V the K — September 9, 2005 @ 1:42 pm - September 9, 2005
VtK (#46)-
I’m looking forward to finding out… aren’t you?
Comment by Clint — September 9, 2005 @ 1:45 pm - September 9, 2005
Chickenbeavers… I love it!
Comment by Clint — September 9, 2005 @ 1:49 pm - September 9, 2005
#53 – OK, I’ll bite – What’s the other blog? I know you can’t name it here…..E-mail me, wdiw02-at-hotmail.com.
Yes, it’s really me. I’ll prove it right now, as follows
The Iraq War is absolutely about the War on Terror. Saddam Hussein had many links to terrorists, including an al Qaeda subgroup he was nurturing in northern Iraq. Britton rarely makes sense anymore. GCB is a dope.
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 2:10 pm - September 9, 2005
and, Stephen and ‘anon’ are no Goldwater conservatives.
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 2:11 pm - September 9, 2005
$56 — Okay, Joe, next test: Criticize a Bush Administration policy without using the words “Hitler,” “neo-con,” “Chimpy,” “tax cuts for the rich,” or “Patsie.”
Comment by V the K — September 9, 2005 @ 4:30 pm - September 9, 2005
LOL
Well, as a small-government libertarian, I hate their 33% increase (over 4 years) in non-defense / non-HS discretionary spending….
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 4:39 pm - September 9, 2005
Hmm.. I’m not sure. You managed not to mention the tax cut as though it were a spending program… but even Stephen complained about the unbalanced budget.
This is why you should post with an email address.
Comment by Clint — September 9, 2005 @ 6:14 pm - September 9, 2005
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Of course the tax cut is no spending program. Just the government theiving less of one’s own money.
Comment by joe — September 9, 2005 @ 6:36 pm - September 9, 2005
OK, Hot Shot, next question. Who wins the following death match: Karl Rove of Karl Rove’s weight in chihuahuas?
Bear in mind, Karl Rove is slathered in medium taco sauce.
Comment by V the K — September 9, 2005 @ 7:47 pm - September 9, 2005
(62) Karl Rove
No real small yapping mexican dog (sneaking across the border taking jobs from our coyotes grrrrr) would touch -medium- taco sauce.
Comment by The_Livewire — September 9, 2005 @ 9:26 pm - September 9, 2005
#63 — Well, I couldn’t give the chihuahuas too much of an advantaged, now, could I?
Comment by V the K — September 10, 2005 @ 12:15 pm - September 10, 2005
Let’s see…
According to the A.K.C… the chihuahua must not exceed six pounds. Let’s say Karl Rove is around 200 — that’s 32 chihuahuas… and they can be vicious little critters. (I’m a dog lover — but I prefer a big dog that knows how to relax.)
I’ve got to go with the chihuahuas, unless Rove gets a weapon.
Comment by Clint — September 11, 2005 @ 10:35 pm - September 11, 2005
RNC….
Bush Hung The Moon!!
Monty
Comment by monty — September 13, 2005 @ 9:55 pm - September 13, 2005
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