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Solar Flare Erupts From Sun…. Bush Administration To Blame

September 8, 2005 by GayPatriot

NOAA forecasters on Wednesday observed one of the largest solar flares on record at 1:40 p.m. EDT. The forecasters are predicting significant solar eruptions in the coming days. Agencies impacted by space weather storms may experience disruptions over the next two weeks. These include spacecraft operations, electric power systems, high frequency communications and low-frequency navigation systems

I certainly hope a Solar Flare Incident Commission is formed since it is quite clear that President Bush caused this cosmic event in order to further disrupt search and rescue efforts around New Orleans since he hates black people.

What? What did I say? I’m sorry, I was just listening to Howard Dean talk tonight… so I assume this must be true.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Bush-hatred

Comments

  1. MarkP says

    September 7, 2005 at 9:58 pm - September 7, 2005

    My lawyer will be contacting you Bruce G.P.
    For injuries sustained from falling out of my chair LAUGHING at your sarcastic witticisms.

    Good one!
    ROFLMAO

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    September 7, 2005 at 9:59 pm - September 7, 2005

    To borrow from Monty Python:

    There’s absolutely nothing wrong that a nice, expensive congressional investigation can’t prolong.

  3. chandler in hollywood says

    September 7, 2005 at 11:06 pm - September 7, 2005

    It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed. The very nature of calling accountability the “blame game” dodges the fact that there is no one side that is absolutely culpable for this disaster but EVERYONE is spinning this and that to AVOID accountability.

    Accountability is decided by the ballot box.

  4. JT says

    September 7, 2005 at 11:13 pm - September 7, 2005

    The Republicans would be well advised to remember who these critics of the administration are. These are the same folks who attempted to hype every criticism beyond reason and who enabled the reelection of Bush and the strengthening of the Republican majorities in the House and Senate just last year. I want to see these idiots pop up on television and accuse Bush of sharing his bed with Satan (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). I want to see more lose control and cuss.

    These folks need one thing: more rope.

  5. ThatGayConservative says

    September 7, 2005 at 11:30 pm - September 7, 2005

    #3 It’s so sad that we have douchebag liberals who want to waste time and money by investigating every time the president takes a shit.

  6. Clint says

    September 7, 2005 at 11:37 pm - September 7, 2005

    Has everyone seen THIS?

    Apparently, the Louisiana STATE dept. of homeland security refused to let the Red Cross bring their pre-positioned supplies into New Orleans — supplies that were intended to stock the Superdome.

    The explanation was that if they brought supplies to the Superdome, people wouldn’t want to leave.

    Mission Accomplished, Governor Blanco. The people at the Superdome were indeed eager to leave.

  7. Clint says

    September 7, 2005 at 11:38 pm - September 7, 2005

    Oh, sorry… forgot to tie it in to the theme — speculation on how this will be George Bush’s fault?

  8. PatriotPartner says

    September 8, 2005 at 12:14 am - September 8, 2005

    Well Clint, it is obvious…you see, because W had taken the extraordinary step of declaring NOLA and the Gulf Coast federal disaster areas BEFORE she even made landfall, Gov. Blank-head rightly assumed that she could wash her hands of this entire nasty affair and that she could go back to pondering more important things like how to raise taxes and who invented liquid soap and why? You see, Bush made her feel too protected to care enough about her own people…it’s OBVIOUSLY W’s fault.

  9. chandler in hollywood says

    September 8, 2005 at 12:35 am - September 8, 2005

    #3 It’s so sad that we have douchebag liberals who want to waste time and money by investigating every time the president takes a shit.
    Comment by ThatGayConservative
    ========================
    Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
    It is a pity the everytime Clinton took a shit you DID waste time and money investigating him. 55million for 124k Whitewater, what driven bullshit. And Travelgate, bulshit.

    But Enron, Accounting gate, Energy gate, what will become the Round Robbin Gas Refinery Closure gate, all of The REAL Contract on America, all uninvestigated because the statute has tolled.

    Not to mention Cheney Energy Department Policy gate.

    This administration is corrupt.

  10. ThatGayConservative says

    September 8, 2005 at 1:27 am - September 8, 2005

    #9
    Sadder still, Chandler, is that you can’t do better than that.
    BTW, Hitlery should have been indicted for lying in Travelgate.

    http://www.judicialwatch.org/archive/2000/564.shtml

    Enron? You know the libs didn’t want that investigated to the point they would get themselves caught.

    Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.

    Please keep showing your stupidity, though.

  11. chandler in hollywood says

    September 8, 2005 at 2:10 am - September 8, 2005

    Energy Department Policy gate? Puh-leeze. The libs had NO BUSINESS demanding that information. Furthermore, they have NEVER explained what difference it would make if they did find out who was involved. NEVER.
    Please keep showing your stupidity, though.
    Comment by ThatGayConservative
    ========================
    Dear Happy Douche Bag Gay Conserve,
    Now that made ME ROTFLOL.
    Thanks, I didn’t think you could do it anymore, but I was wrong.
    LMFAO

  12. Butch says

    September 8, 2005 at 2:25 am - September 8, 2005

    It is so sad that the concept of accountability in government is ridiculed.

    Who takes up tons and tons of bandwidth here at GP: ridiculing everyone else with snotty, irrelevant slurs; deriding all [Republicans in] government; slandering competent people; and mocking anyone who is serious about good governance — and then pretends to be “sad”?!?

    Sorry, the sober citizen act doesn’t work.

  13. joe says

    September 8, 2005 at 3:28 am - September 8, 2005

    #11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality. (Not supposed to be that way, since is a Hollywood “writer – actor – producer” or some such, right?)

  14. chandler in hollywood says

    September 8, 2005 at 4:54 am - September 8, 2005

    #11 – I’ve said it before and will say it again: What I love about Chandler’s attempts to hurl insults is their striking lack of originality.
    Comment by joe
    ===================
    joe,

    Because I am a guest liberal on this excuse for a gay-conservative blog, and so as not to shock the sensibilities of the ass-clowns that are regular conservative posters, I usually use a variation of some douchebag post already written. Firstly, it seems to be the kind of language most easily understood here and secondly, it meets an unstated community standard that is easily adhered to. Wanker.

    Sometimes I would like to say that most of the cons here sit around giving eachother rusty trombones, unless you are all joining in giving GP or GPW hot bukkake. Me, I’m just an intillectual upper-decking upper-decker here. But you prolly wouldn’t get it, unlike herpes. Because, joe, stupidity, like herpes, cannot be cured, only controlled through education.

    (Is any of that UNORIGINAL?)

  15. Wannabeleader says

    September 8, 2005 at 6:31 am - September 8, 2005

    Howard Dean would make a great President.

  16. syn says

    September 8, 2005 at 6:49 am - September 8, 2005

    “howard dean would make a great President” of the Governmental Slave Plantation. He’d be perfect.

  17. GayPatriot says

    September 8, 2005 at 8:56 am - September 8, 2005

    Chandler. I don’t know quite what to make of your misspelling of INTELLECTUAL. But it started my day off with a good laugh.

  18. Butch says

    September 8, 2005 at 11:06 am - September 8, 2005

    Because I am a guest liberal on this excuse for a gay-conservative blog…

    A guest? How about long-time resident. People who post all the time don’t get to call themselves guests.

  19. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 12:03 pm - September 8, 2005

    I just wonder why the sun hates black people so much.

  20. Reader says

    September 8, 2005 at 12:19 pm - September 8, 2005

    FYI 42%ers, Here’s the latest poll from CBS…

    BUSH’S HANDLING OF RESPONSE TO KATRINA

    Now
    Approve 38%
    Disapprove 58%
    Don’t Know 4%

    8/30-31
    Approve 54%
    Disapprove 12%
    Don’t Know 34%

    CONFIDENCE IN BUSH’S HANDLING OF A CRISIS?

    Now, After Katrina:
    A lot 32%
    Some 19%
    A little 25%
    None 23%

    Then, After 9/2001:
    A lot 66%
    Some 24%
    A little 7%
    None 2%

    BUSH JOB RATING — NOW

    Approve 42%
    Disapprove 52%

  21. chandler in hollywood says

    September 8, 2005 at 12:39 pm - September 8, 2005

    Chandler. I don’t know quite what to make of your misspelling of INTELLECTUAL. But it started my day off with a good laugh.
    Comment by GayPatriot
    A guest? How about long-time resident. People who post all the time don’t get to call themselves guests.
    Comment by Butch
    ===================
    Hmmm,
    By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident. On the other hand the powers that be can be quite the riddle crunt. I have found that intellectuality has little to do with spelling.

  22. Ian Malcolm says

    September 8, 2005 at 1:04 pm - September 8, 2005

    Personally, I blame that g-damn butterfly down in Brazil that’s always flapping its wings and causing hurricanes.

  23. anon says

    September 8, 2005 at 1:58 pm - September 8, 2005

    If you’re interested in public safety and national defense, I would think you would want to replace Brown and Chertoff ASAP.

  24. Butch says

    September 8, 2005 at 2:31 pm - September 8, 2005

    By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.

    So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.

  25. Ian Malcolm says

    September 8, 2005 at 2:54 pm - September 8, 2005

    Convergence of the “Blame Bush for Katrina” and “Chickenhawk” memes

  26. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 3:21 pm - September 8, 2005

    I’m thinking Tommy Franks should run the show. (Just make sure I get credit for coming up with the idea.)

  27. Sassy says

    September 8, 2005 at 3:36 pm - September 8, 2005

    # 22:
    It was not a butterfly that triggered Katrina, but a kweef from Michelle Malkin. The evnvironment has adapted to the sludge coming from her mouth, but has reacted differently when it comes from another orifice that should remain closed.

  28. chandler in hollywood says

    September 8, 2005 at 3:44 pm - September 8, 2005

    By guest I mean that at any time I could be banned by the powers that be if I get too strident.

    So “guest” becomes a “victim” of those big, mean old powers that be. In reality GP is a great host.

    Comment by Butch
    ==================
    Butchie,
    For a neo-con to even have a comments section is remarkable. It must be the gay thing that makes him believe in open dialogue. GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.

  29. Good job, Brownie! says

    September 8, 2005 at 3:50 pm - September 8, 2005

    Very funny….. Thanks!

    What is even funnier is that he probably thinks that the sun revolves around the earth….

  30. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 4:03 pm - September 8, 2005

    #29. Oh. Ha ha, ha ha ha! I get it. Yea, Bush is stupid. Good one! Wow, you guys are ON!

  31. Butch says

    September 8, 2005 at 4:24 pm - September 8, 2005

    GP is a great host no matter how many posts of mine he deletes.

    Yes, GP promotes an open dialog, and whatever you suppose his political and affectational preferences have to do with that, I can’t imagine. God knows, he hasn’t deprived you of bandwidth on this site.

  32. V the K says

    September 8, 2005 at 4:43 pm - September 8, 2005

    he probably thinks that the sun revolves around the earth

    Whereas Cindy Sheehan believes the sun, the Earth, and all the planets revolve around her.

  33. Frank IBC says

    September 8, 2005 at 5:46 pm - September 8, 2005

    Butchie, For a neo-con…

    And using that term strengthens your argument exactly how?

  34. Clint says

    September 8, 2005 at 5:47 pm - September 8, 2005

    njz (#26)-

    Re: Tommy Franks.

    New York Representative John Sweeney managed to get quoted with this proposal almost a week ago.

    Not a bad idea, I suppose, but I’d say General Honore is doing a fairly kick-ass job as it is. (he’s a 3-star general in command of the first army and a Louisiana native…)

    Sassy (#27)-

    What a clever, mature and thoughtful thing to say.

  35. V the K says

    September 8, 2005 at 6:05 pm - September 8, 2005

    #27 is what passes for a smart and insightful remark on the left. Just ask Wonkette.

    #15. Howard Dean would make a great president … of PETA

  36. JT says

    September 8, 2005 at 6:19 pm - September 8, 2005

    Remeber what I said about giving the left enough rope? From the full gallows here, I insist on being credited.

  37. V the K says

    September 8, 2005 at 6:36 pm - September 8, 2005

    Also, now that Congress has authorized an amount of aid equal to somewhere north of $200K per evacuee… anyone starting to get a bad feeling about where all that borrowed deficit spending is going to end up? (Aside from on the backs of the next two or three generations?)

  38. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 7:03 pm - September 8, 2005

    Honore is kicking ass. Unfortunately he’s only in charge of the military part. I’m thinking of Franks for running the whole kitty.
    Oh, and SHIT! Scooped again.

  39. ThatGayConservative says

    September 8, 2005 at 7:16 pm - September 8, 2005

    #35 Regarding #27
    Well, their lies are falling apart and the Lousiana libs are being uncovered for the frauds they are. Turns out the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die. Now their pissed off that Bush won’t allow them to see the bodies of the “poor blacks” according to Towleroad.

    So what have they got left but this kind of post? They won’t be getting their rocks off since nobody believes their lies and they won’t get to see the corpses of those “poor blacks”.

  40. mependulous says

    September 8, 2005 at 9:02 pm - September 8, 2005

    Hey mens (and would be womens). Aint ya’ll got any room for a big BLACK gay republican here? WHo is this GUY calling all Blacks poor blacks. You man — ThatGUYCon. Ain’t nothing poor about Balck mens, you know what we mean baby?

  41. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 9:17 pm - September 8, 2005

    Yea, mependulous, I’m with you! Down with the man! And the sun, too. Or whatever.

    Oh, and the Sun LIED!, too.

  42. mependulous says

    September 8, 2005 at 9:28 pm - September 8, 2005

    Yo jizzy. You down with the boy here? Be careful. You mite not be back up for a while. Come adn get it whiteyy.

  43. njz says

    September 8, 2005 at 9:36 pm - September 8, 2005

    Riiiight.

  44. Frank IBC says

    September 8, 2005 at 9:38 pm - September 8, 2005

    Hey, I see Karl Rove’s face in those sunspots.

  45. mependulous says

    September 8, 2005 at 10:06 pm - September 8, 2005

    What you mean by riight boy???

  46. V the K says

    September 8, 2005 at 11:11 pm - September 8, 2005

    Ah, imagine for a moment that the media had directed even 1/100th of the amount of critcism hurled at Bush over the hurricane Katrina response at Kofi Annan and the UN over the Oil-for-Food, Child P0rn0graphy, and Sex Abuse scandals.

    I guess imagining it is all we’ll ever be able to do, huh?

  47. ThatGayConservative says

    September 9, 2005 at 2:58 am - September 9, 2005

    #40
    I’m speaking, of course, of the “poor blacks” that the liberals seem comfortable in exploiting.
    They like to say that Bush wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die but the more we learn, the more it’s evident that the liberals wanted to watch the “poor blacks” die.
    Now they’re pissed off because they won’t be able to see the bodies of the corpses in the media. Look for it on The Museum of Leftwing Lunacy today.

  48. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 11:25 am - September 9, 2005

    #46 – Well, it’s all about abortion, V. And about personal responsibility as a philosophy.

    Why? Well, “they” (the urban, Left-educated NYT/MSM types) come to the table hating Bush deeply and powerfully and instinctively and permanently, because he doesn’t automatically agree that 9 months of unrestricted abortion (and no parental notification for teen girls) is good. Also because he’s Christian and believes people are responsible for their actions, rather than “society” collectively. And because of that d/p/i/p hatred, no topics are acceptable for discussion except those having utility in destroying Bush.

    So, in the MSM world, we try to avoid talking about the U.N. scandals (which I agree reveal far more human incompetence, corruption and long-term danger than anything at FEMA). Because they have no utility or value in the destruction of Bush.

  49. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 11:44 am - September 9, 2005

    #48 P.S. And, even though the Federal response to Katrina has actually been better and faster on the whole than any other disaster (view the link and its sub-links)….the left/MSM types are hoping Katrina will let them create a new “political narrative” in America….getting us away from that nasty old “9-11 narrative” that has worked out so poorly for them (since fighting terrorists only makes conservatives look good).

    It remains to be seen whether the Left/MSM will succeed. Not that I believe Dick Morris, but his theory is that Bush is great at disaster relief and will make sure that he (Bush) is seen showering money on New Orleans for years to come….neutralizing the new “narrative”. We’ll see. Me, I’m worried about the cost of all that showering (the deficit spending and the further expectations that Big Government will always fix everything, in everyone’s life).

  50. anon says

    September 9, 2005 at 12:58 pm - September 9, 2005

    Midgette has thrown Brown off the ship. I still say he should have hired a horse trainer.

    http://corner.nationalreview.com/05_09_04_corner-archive.asp#076051

  51. V the K says

    September 9, 2005 at 1:31 pm - September 9, 2005

    Chickenbeavers!!

    Don’t call for more government action to help the poor people stranded in New Orleans unless you drove down there as soon as you heard the news and personally waded through the sewage and took some of them out of the Superdome and into your home. (Not impossible, some college kids did it).

    Don’t call for better canal walls and levees in New Orleans unless you are willing to take two years and go down there personally and build them.

    Don’t call for a more aggressive FEMA unless you’ve put in a job application there. Don’t call for a quicker and more effective use of U.S. military resources in the disaster zone unless you’ve spent the last two years encouraging healthy young men and women to enlist, and supporting the Defense Department budget.

    Looks stupid to me, too, but put up or shut up, chickenbeaver! Hey, your game, not mine.

  52. V the K says

    September 9, 2005 at 1:38 pm - September 9, 2005

    White America Plots to Destroy Another Majority-Minority City

    Quick, name an American city of 450,000 where the majority of the population is non-white, where a quarter of the population lives in poverty, and where most of the city streets are, even on a dry day, below sea level. New Orleans, of course.

    But also Long Beach, California.

    The city in southern Los Angeles county stands an average three feet below sea level, compared to eight feet for New Orleans. Yet despite all the talk from the political left that the Bush administration has effectively drowned New Orleans residents, that same political left is working assiduously to leave Long Beach residents exposed.

    Every time the storm swells and high tides of an El Nino flood the city of Long Beach, the only barriers protecting its poor Blacks, Hispanics, Cambodians and others from drowning are berms and sea walls. Yet across Los Angeles county, well-funded, white environmentalists and politicians who prefer pristine beach views uber alles do battle against such walls. … Pro-beach, anti-wall environmentalists are regular allies of Sens. Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein, both of whom are sharp critics of the Bush administration’s handling of Hurricane Katrina.

  53. V the K says

    September 9, 2005 at 1:42 pm - September 9, 2005

    P.S. Hockey-Mask Tip to Frank IBC for posting that at another blog that shall go nameless because I enjoy the quality of debate there and would hate it if some of the dim-bulbs who comment here showed up there.

  54. Clint says

    September 9, 2005 at 1:45 pm - September 9, 2005

    VtK (#46)-

    I’m looking forward to finding out… aren’t you? 🙂

  55. Clint says

    September 9, 2005 at 1:49 pm - September 9, 2005

    Chickenbeavers… I love it!

  56. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 2:10 pm - September 9, 2005

    #53 – OK, I’ll bite – What’s the other blog? I know you can’t name it here…..E-mail me, wdiw02-at-hotmail.com.

    Yes, it’s really me. I’ll prove it right now, as follows 🙂 The Iraq War is absolutely about the War on Terror. Saddam Hussein had many links to terrorists, including an al Qaeda subgroup he was nurturing in northern Iraq. Britton rarely makes sense anymore. GCB is a dope.

  57. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 2:11 pm - September 9, 2005

    and, Stephen and ‘anon’ are no Goldwater conservatives.

  58. V the K says

    September 9, 2005 at 4:30 pm - September 9, 2005

    $56 — Okay, Joe, next test: Criticize a Bush Administration policy without using the words “Hitler,” “neo-con,” “Chimpy,” “tax cuts for the rich,” or “Patsie.”

  59. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 4:39 pm - September 9, 2005

    LOL

    Well, as a small-government libertarian, I hate their 33% increase (over 4 years) in non-defense / non-HS discretionary spending….

  60. Clint says

    September 9, 2005 at 6:14 pm - September 9, 2005

    Hmm.. I’m not sure. You managed not to mention the tax cut as though it were a spending program… but even Stephen complained about the unbalanced budget.

    This is why you should post with an email address.

  61. joe says

    September 9, 2005 at 6:36 pm - September 9, 2005

    – 🙂 Of course the tax cut is no spending program. Just the government theiving less of one’s own money.

  62. V the K says

    September 9, 2005 at 7:47 pm - September 9, 2005

    OK, Hot Shot, next question. Who wins the following death match: Karl Rove of Karl Rove’s weight in chihuahuas?

    Bear in mind, Karl Rove is slathered in medium taco sauce.

  63. The_Livewire says

    September 9, 2005 at 9:26 pm - September 9, 2005

    (62) Karl Rove

    No real small yapping mexican dog (sneaking across the border taking jobs from our coyotes grrrrr) would touch -medium- taco sauce.

  64. V the K says

    September 10, 2005 at 12:15 pm - September 10, 2005

    #63 — Well, I couldn’t give the chihuahuas too much of an advantaged, now, could I?

  65. Clint says

    September 11, 2005 at 10:35 pm - September 11, 2005

    Let’s see…

    According to the A.K.C… the chihuahua must not exceed six pounds. Let’s say Karl Rove is around 200 — that’s 32 chihuahuas… and they can be vicious little critters. (I’m a dog lover — but I prefer a big dog that knows how to relax.)

    I’ve got to go with the chihuahuas, unless Rove gets a weapon.

  66. monty says

    September 13, 2005 at 9:55 pm - September 13, 2005

    RNC….

    Bush Hung The Moon!!

    Monty

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