Hat Tip: GOP Vixen
“HELP! MOM! THERE ARE LIBERALS UNDER MY BED tells of two brothers who open a lemonade stand. Their plans to save up their hard earned profits to buy a swing set go awry when a Ted Kennedy character taxes away their profits and a pants-suit clad Hillary Clinton look-alike outlaws sugary drinks.”
I hope there is a chapter where the Liberals are so afraid of offending their voters that they allow Al-Qaeda to infiltrate the country. Thank goodness this is only fiction…..
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
…more importantly, how can we make this Bush’s fault?
Silly me… I mistakenly thought that it was the pig that was talking…
Even though I am well beyond the years of reading children’s books, I just might pick this up from Amazon!! Thanks for the post!
There are already plenty of liberal children’s books, like “No, George, no!” and The Rainbow Fish, so why not something from a conservative perspective?
I just took a good look at the art work and realized that the donkey is Alan Colmes.
What a pity they didn’t open it as a Faith Based Community initiative. It could have been grant funded. They could have called it something like Lazarus Lemon-Aid and sold it for twenty times the cost (selling it as an organic neutraceutical supplament) and really cleand up. Silly boys should have invested in marketing as the R&D has been done to death.
I think Jesus Juice has already been taken.
I thought it was conservatives who want the government in the bedroom.
#7
Since when?
When hasn’t it been true? Conservatives *still* complain about Griswald, they tout the FMA, they wring their hands over Lawrence v Texas, and want the state to arrest 2 consenting adults.
And they try to prevent you from buying romantic toys, and AG Gonzales is evidently putting adult porn on the top of his agenda. They don’t want you to have sex outside of marriage and they don’t want you to use condoms or other contraceptives.
Against that, a book that complains about liberal monsters under your bed is patently ridiculous.
Granted, its not all conservatives. I’m a libertarian, and I’d even argue they are the only true conservatives left in the US. But realistically they have no meaningful voice in the Republican party.
No. 9, bet you couldn’t believe it when No. 8 wandered into that one.
True. The evidence is overwhelming. I was mildly shocked anyone would disagree.
If you actually thumb through it, this book is pretty homophobic.