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Capsized Tour Boat Didn’t Have Enough Crew

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Boat Did Not Have Enough Crew – CBS News

Let me guess.. the crew that should have been there is stationed in Iraq?

No, wait…. FEMA should have known the boat was going to capsize so they should have had a team in place.

No, that’s not it. The tax breaks for the rich people in Lake George, NY went into fixing up their own homes overlooking the lake and didn’t help the local economy at all so the Bush tax cuts meant the tour company couldn’t hire more staff.

Darn… still not right. I’ve got it! Bush and Cheney didn’t serve in the military so people who could have been hired by the private boat company were so distraught with their un-American administration in Washington that they left the area and moved to Canada.

Oh screw it, it was Bush’s fault anyway.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  1. Clearly global warming caused it.

    Or maybe it was an Bush-made earthquake?

    Nah. Karl Rove tipped it over with his Jedi powers.

    Either way, we need to get a count as to how many poor blacks were aboard and exploit the hell out of them for political points. That, or get a handful of survivor families to exploit the hell out of and leave them on the side of the road when it’s determined that that tactic is a miserable failure.

  2. We also need to whine about spending, yet demand a 9/11 type commission, which nobody will believe when they conclude that Bush didn’t pilot the boat into a building.
    Additionally, we need Fat Bastard to make a movie about how Bush didn’t run out of the room like a screaming queen upon hearing the news.