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Capsized Tour Boat Didn’t Have Enough Crew

October 4, 2005 by Bruce Carroll

Boat Did Not Have Enough Crew – CBS News

Let me guess.. the crew that should have been there is stationed in Iraq?

No, wait…. FEMA should have known the boat was going to capsize so they should have had a team in place.

No, that’s not it. The tax breaks for the rich people in Lake George, NY went into fixing up their own homes overlooking the lake and didn’t help the local economy at all so the Bush tax cuts meant the tour company couldn’t hire more staff.

Darn… still not right. I’ve got it! Bush and Cheney didn’t serve in the military so people who could have been hired by the private boat company were so distraught with their un-American administration in Washington that they left the area and moved to Canada.

Oh screw it, it was Bush’s fault anyway.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Bush-hatred

Comments

  1. ThatGayConservative says

    October 4, 2005 at 7:17 am - October 4, 2005

    Clearly global warming caused it.

    Or maybe it was an Bush-made earthquake?

    Nah. Karl Rove tipped it over with his Jedi powers.

    Either way, we need to get a count as to how many poor blacks were aboard and exploit the hell out of them for political points. That, or get a handful of survivor families to exploit the hell out of and leave them on the side of the road when it’s determined that that tactic is a miserable failure.

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    October 4, 2005 at 7:18 am - October 4, 2005

    We also need to whine about spending, yet demand a 9/11 type commission, which nobody will believe when they conclude that Bush didn’t pilot the boat into a building.
    Additionally, we need Fat Bastard to make a movie about how Bush didn’t run out of the room like a screaming queen upon hearing the news.

  3. Queer Patriot says

    October 4, 2005 at 7:47 am - October 4, 2005

    No. 2, my, how Mr. Moore seems to have left his mark on you.

  4. ThatGayConservative says

    October 4, 2005 at 8:07 am - October 4, 2005

    #3

    Established compulsive liars like Fat Bastard and you tend to do that.

  5. Hello Moto says

    October 4, 2005 at 12:01 pm - October 4, 2005

    Gay conservatives are sexy.

  6. GayCowboyBob says

    October 4, 2005 at 12:04 pm - October 4, 2005

    Bitter much?

  7. ThatGayConservative says

    October 4, 2005 at 12:09 pm - October 4, 2005

    GayCow’s another one.

  8. monty says

    October 4, 2005 at 8:53 pm - October 4, 2005

    Let’s talk about ME some more……me…me..me…me…

    LMAO!

  9. Peter Hughes says

    October 4, 2005 at 9:05 pm - October 4, 2005

    Okay, girls…back in your respective corners and no shoe-throwing tantrums until Madonna and Guy Ritchie have a hit movie.

    Regards,
    Peter Hughes

  10. monty says

    October 4, 2005 at 9:09 pm - October 4, 2005

    How many Conservatives can fit in a “double-wide”? 😀

    LMAO!! 😀

  11. Queer Patriot says

    October 4, 2005 at 9:34 pm - October 4, 2005

    No. 4, I’m pleased to know that.

  12. ThatGayConservative says

    October 5, 2005 at 6:35 am - October 5, 2005

    #11

    Why am I not surprised?

  13. John says

    October 11, 2005 at 7:02 pm - October 11, 2005

    Um, does the phrase “straw man” mean much to you?

    There’s something sad about criticizing things nobody actually said.

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