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Blogger Deck O’ Cards — Queens Are Wild!

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 7:16 pm - November 9, 2005.
Filed under: Blogging

I’m sorry, but clearly there’s a disconnect with Aaron’s Deck O’ Bloggers nomination rules!

1. Queens and Hearts are reserved for female bloggers.

Oh come on! I was going to nominate BoiFromTroy for Queen of Hearts!!! Heh, heh.

Anyway….Aaron, I’d like to nominate GayPatriot for Jack of Diamonds. Reason? Cause of this photo of Jack in tights. Need I say more?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

NC Congresswoman Wants To Crack Down on Illegals

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 6:51 pm - November 9, 2005.
Filed under: Illegal Immigration

After Virginia turned a shade of purple in yesterday’s election, Patriot Partner and I are looking more forward than ever to get out of Dodge and go to our new home of Charlotte. 30 days to move-in!

So I was thrilled to see that my new Congresswoman (and possible candidate for Governor!!) Sue Myrick is taking a strong approach on curbing illegal immigration.

Myrick: NC must halt illegal drivers licenses – Charlotte Observer (subscription required)

“Basically, we’re here to call on the governor (Mike Easley) and the legislature in North Carolina to stop issuing driver’s licenses to illegal aliens,” said Myrick, who was joined by GOP Reps. Patrick McHenry of Cherryville and Virginia Foxx of Banner Elk — both former members of the N.C. legislature.

Myrick’s immigration bill, her third this year, targets an issue that has angered her base of conservative supporters.

North Carolina is home to an estimated 300,000 undocumented immigrants. For them, a driver’s license is more than just legal authorization to drive. It’s a government-approved ID, complete with a picture. Flashing this prized possession can make it easier to keep a job, cash a check or find a place to live.

While we’re at it… let’s mandate photo ID’s to vote!!!

Contrast Rep. Myrick’s action with the sorry lillegal immigration mess we are leaving in Northern Virginia…..

Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group, added Fairfax County as a defendant in a lawsuit questioning the legality of day labor hiring sites.

The group sued the Town of Herndon earlier this year on behalf of six town residents, questioning the town’s use of public land for a managed day labor site that will be operated by a nonprofit group, Project Hope and Harmony.

Since then, Fairfax County supervisors approved $400,000 in funding to allow some management of three of the four informal day labor sites in the county.

Carolina’s on my mind!!

– Bruce (GayPatriot)

President To Send Five Marines To Quell French Riots

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 6:15 pm - November 9, 2005.
Filed under: War On Terror

Via Broken Newz.

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France’s ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France’s ability to hold off the little pissants. “Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now”, said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better.

In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was considering a “Flu for Oil” Program to ease our country’s energy problem and prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was talking about.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Men Line Up For Testicle Shocks

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 5:34 pm - November 9, 2005.
Filed under: General

Um… I thought this is what got some of our folks in trouble in the Abu Ghraib scandal? )You know, the one Ted Kennedy celebrated at its one year anniversary?)

Well, it seems like some people WANT to have it done to them…..

Serbs line up for testicle shocks – Ananova (hat tip: The Corner at NRO)

Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.

He said: “We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.

“This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.”

You know there’s another alternative that doesn’t hurt as much. It’s called a condom.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)