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I Left My Handgun In San Francisco

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 7:06 am - November 10, 2005.
Filed under: Liberals

Well, the crazies of San Fran.. who rejected an economic opportunity and told the USS Iowa to float away… have done it again.

Chad has the lowdown on the handgun ban in San Fran. Your Bill of Rights…. trampled by the Left Coast.

Now, I’m sure those criminals out there who are packin’ heat will heed this new referendum without question. I can already see them lining up to turn over their firearms.

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However… on the off chance that one or two of them don’t (they are criminals after all, and they didn’t get that title by necessarily obeying the law), and you find yourself in an armed robbery situation or maybe a breaking-and-entering type of deal, here are a few pointers San Franciscans suggest you use to defend yourself:

If you’re gay (and who in CA isn’t?), break it down Streisand style. Regardless of your singing and/or dancing ability, the mere fact you’re tappin’ and flappin’ in the middle of the street should cause uproarious laughter to well up from the perp’s soul. Once he’s done pissing his pants with joy, hand him a tissue to wipe away the tears of laughter and then go grab a tofu wrap with him. Discuss Andrew Lloyd Weber over the meal.

[Related Story - San Francisco Voters Approve Handgun Ban - AP]

-Bruce (GayPatriot)