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Did US Bring Gay Marriage To Iraqi Power Couple?

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 8:08 pm - December 20, 2005.
Filed under: Gay Marriage,War On Terror

I’m sure the Grand Ayatollah Sistani would not be officiating at this ceremony….

Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax To Wed In Quiet Civil Ceremony – Conservathink

Rihab Taha, also known as “Dr. Germ” and Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, known as “Mrs. Anthrax” announced Tuesday that they would be entering into a same-sex civil union in Brighton, England later this month.

The news came as a shock to many in Iraq, although not for the reason most would think. “Personally, I always thought that Taha was a man,” said Anwar al-Akbar, a Baghdad police officer. “I always thought that she was a dude.”

-Bruce (GayPatriot…. tongue always in cheek)

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10 Comments

  1. Anthrax-Germ; now that is a great hyphenated name Unfortunately, their kids will probably be teased at school. At least they have a way to fight back (“My Dad can kick your Moms’ asses”, “Oh yeah, tell your dad not to breathe tomorrrow!).

    Comment by John — December 20, 2005 @ 11:10 pm - December 20, 2005

  2. Satire?

    Comment by Synova — December 20, 2005 @ 11:39 pm - December 20, 2005

  3. Since you know where Bruce’s tongue was, do I have to answer where mine was? No snarky comments please.

    Comment by John — December 20, 2005 @ 11:51 pm - December 20, 2005

  4. Is that Dr. Rihab “It’s not a lie when you are ordered to lie (about WMD)” Taha?

    Comment by TGC — December 21, 2005 @ 12:44 am - December 21, 2005

  5. #3

    Actually, what I want to know is in whose cheek was his tongue located?

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — December 21, 2005 @ 12:46 am - December 21, 2005

  6. Isn’t that nice – thanks to the Americans these 2 Iraqy citizens can NOW get UNITED / Married in the UK. While America lags behind in Equality..it’s actually kind of Ironic….it’s almost funny! Will President Dickhead be congratulating them?

    Comment by JRC — December 21, 2005 @ 3:29 pm - December 21, 2005

  7. I’ll pass on “Dr. Germ,” but “Mrs. Anthrax” ain’t half bad lookin’.

    Comment by Julie the Jarhead — December 21, 2005 @ 4:25 pm - December 21, 2005

  8. Hey, JRC, I hope you realise that what I wrote was a SATIRE.

    And don’t you be dissin’ my Prez, or else y’all are in for a serious ass-whuppin’. Ya heard?!

    Comment by Damian G. — December 21, 2005 @ 4:49 pm - December 21, 2005

  9. Would Iago have been permitted to marry Cassius or Othello?

    Comment by Jeremy Abrams — December 22, 2005 @ 10:03 pm - December 22, 2005

  10. i could’ve loaned them one or two of my dresses…

    They’d look marvelous in 24K gold!

    Comment by HisHolynessDPope — December 23, 2005 @ 3:47 am - December 23, 2005

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