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Did US Bring Gay Marriage To Iraqi Power Couple?

December 20, 2005 by GayPatriot

I’m sure the Grand Ayatollah Sistani would not be officiating at this ceremony….

Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax To Wed In Quiet Civil Ceremony – Conservathink

Rihab Taha, also known as “Dr. Germ” and Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, known as “Mrs. Anthrax” announced Tuesday that they would be entering into a same-sex civil union in Brighton, England later this month.

The news came as a shock to many in Iraq, although not for the reason most would think. “Personally, I always thought that Taha was a man,” said Anwar al-Akbar, a Baghdad police officer. “I always thought that she was a dude.”

-Bruce (GayPatriot…. tongue always in cheek)

Filed Under: Gay Marriage, War On Terror

Comments

  1. John says

    December 20, 2005 at 11:10 pm - December 20, 2005

    Anthrax-Germ; now that is a great hyphenated name Unfortunately, their kids will probably be teased at school. At least they have a way to fight back (“My Dad can kick your Moms’ asses”, “Oh yeah, tell your dad not to breathe tomorrrow!).

  2. Synova says

    December 20, 2005 at 11:39 pm - December 20, 2005

    Satire?

  3. John says

    December 20, 2005 at 11:51 pm - December 20, 2005

    Since you know where Bruce’s tongue was, do I have to answer where mine was? No snarky comments please.

  4. TGC says

    December 21, 2005 at 12:44 am - December 21, 2005

    Is that Dr. Rihab “It’s not a lie when you are ordered to lie (about WMD)” Taha?

  5. ThatGayConservative says

    December 21, 2005 at 12:46 am - December 21, 2005

    #3

    Actually, what I want to know is in whose cheek was his tongue located?

  6. JRC says

    December 21, 2005 at 3:29 pm - December 21, 2005

    Isn’t that nice – thanks to the Americans these 2 Iraqy citizens can NOW get UNITED / Married in the UK. While America lags behind in Equality..it’s actually kind of Ironic….it’s almost funny! Will President Dickhead be congratulating them?

  7. Julie the Jarhead says

    December 21, 2005 at 4:25 pm - December 21, 2005

    I’ll pass on “Dr. Germ,” but “Mrs. Anthrax” ain’t half bad lookin’.

  8. Damian G. says

    December 21, 2005 at 4:49 pm - December 21, 2005

    Hey, JRC, I hope you realise that what I wrote was a SATIRE.

    And don’t you be dissin’ my Prez, or else y’all are in for a serious ass-whuppin’. Ya heard?!

  9. Jeremy Abrams says

    December 22, 2005 at 10:03 pm - December 22, 2005

    Would Iago have been permitted to marry Cassius or Othello?

  10. HisHolynessDPope says

    December 23, 2005 at 3:47 am - December 23, 2005

    i could’ve loaned them one or two of my dresses…

    They’d look marvelous in 24K gold!

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