Some Advice To Parents Around The World
Please stop having your stupid children play with dead chickens! You are going to kill all of us. Small wooden toys and sock puppets should entertain them just fine, darn it!
Five More Human Cases of Bird Flu In Turkey - FOX News
The doctor who treated the children who died said they probably contracted the illness by playing with dead chickens.
Authorities are closely watching H5N1 for fear it could mutate into a form easily passed among humans and spark a pandemic. Birds in Turkey, Romania, Russia and Croatia have recently tested positive for H5N1.
Health officials believe the best way to fight the spread of bird flu is the wholesale destruction of poultry in the affected area. But this can be difficult in places like Dogubayazit — the home town near Van of the siblings who died — where they often roam free.
Parents.. look outside right now and call little Sally inside immediately if you see her playing with a friggin dead chicken, okay??!! And take a switch to her and tell her she could cause the death of all mankind. (I’m not paying for her therapy bills though… its all on you!)
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Pingback by Right Wing Nation » Parents and Streets — January 9, 2006 @ 11:48 am - January 9, 2006
Oh, I dunno. Maybe this will cull the heard of noisy, mis-behaved, “oh isn’t that cute” crotch-fruit and I’ll be able to go out to eat and have some peace.
Comment by JonInAtlanta — January 9, 2006 @ 12:40 pm - January 9, 2006
Oh really, Bruce, I’m sure there have been times when you have played with a dead chicken. Didn’t you ever have to bring in empty egg-shells for some kindagarten craft project? Or did you ever color Easter eggs?
And the fact is that when growing up on a farm its pretty difficult to avoid running into a dead animal at some point. Or do you think steaks are grown in fields like cabbages?
Comment by Patrick (Gryph) — January 9, 2006 @ 1:58 pm - January 9, 2006
I grew up on a cattle farm. I did not play with dead chickens — or dead cattle.
Comment by rightwingprof — January 9, 2006 @ 3:42 pm - January 9, 2006
It doesn’t take a lot of common sense to know you shouldn’t play with dead animals. Even third worlders should be able to figure it out.
Comment by Queer Conservative — January 9, 2006 @ 9:10 pm - January 9, 2006
Even live chickens aren’t much cleaner.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 10, 2006 @ 1:41 am - January 10, 2006
Oh Great! Now dead chickens are off limits too! What’s next – playing with matches and running with scissors? Will this madness never end?
Comment by Dave — January 10, 2006 @ 9:51 am - January 10, 2006
Dear patriot
Obviously you missed a point (nothing that could astonish us here on the non-america-world, and read this is not as a remark that I do directly to you, don’t know you enough, to tell the truth, don’t know you at all, but unfortunately to your country in general in your perception of the out-world reality).
In the world there are places where there are no toys’r'us or similar shops; there are places where there are no “small wooden toys and sock puppets”; where there are no mothers with pink skirts and white aprons, baking the sunday sponge cake and waiting for the Avon lady, while seeing dear little Sally playing outside in the freshly cut lawn; and definitely where therapy bills are just foreign words (foreign not as language but as context).
There are places where there are no shops; where children play unattended with what they find around them, being it a wood stick, a stone or a dead chicken because dear mother and beloved father are working like middle age peasants trying to get something to give dear little Sally to eat at night when they arrive to what they, in a funny little way, call home; and where education, healthcare or just care doesn’t exist (excluding obviously the love and care of their own parents, that probably at these moment cannot grieve their losses, because that is a feeling that they simply couldn’t afford to have).
The problem is that what you (obviously not you again) do is, unfortunately, not really the answers to their problems.
Instead of promoting über-expensive wars all around, trying to inculcate in one day concepts that these people never heard of, or simply can’t understand like democracy, human rights, or the concept of rights in general, as a way to manage and secure your position in the economic world at the present, you should spend half of all that money securing that dear little Sallies could be fed properly, be educated properly, play properly or, could i say, live properly, instead of dying of an awful pandemic disease or just from cold or plain famine, or even worst, to grow in that misery learning that there are places where people live in a very different way using the sneakers that she sew since she was 5 years old, evolving obviously to angry little terrorists that you need to placate with another expensive war in a few years.
Now you can call me dreamer, liberal, communist, terrorist or just f***ing foreign that i don’t care and yes usually i also don’t care about what you (patriots or not ) say or do (even knowing that in a way or the other I am going to feel the consequences of your foolish acts or thoughts), and if you all continue to not realize what happens around your nice and perfect belly button, what made me mad enough to spend some time writing this was the bigot way as you see the world and mock the death of children just to make a funny post in your blog and realize your need to say something and being noted by the others.
As a gay man to another (while it still astonish me that a gay guy could say this kind of things) I give you an advice, put some feathers in your head, some pumps in your feet and get out, you would be also admired and at least your actions shouldn’t offend as many people (or at least death children).
Yours sincerely
Comment by a foreigner — January 14, 2006 @ 8:50 am - January 14, 2006
I’m sorry for all the things that I said before, if it looked offensive to you in any way, but I should learn that before reading something by accident as I was reading your blog, I should be more careful and read the introduction text before judging anyone.
Only after writing my comment I read the introduction where you say “Representing the million gay and lesbian Americans supporting President Bush. Standing up for freedom, fairness, free speech, privacy and true American values”
i didn’t realize that all of this was a joke. Of course that the title gay patriot was already a clue to the joke but I didn’t noticed.
bye now
it was a joke… wasn’t it??
Comment by a foreigner — January 14, 2006 @ 9:06 am - January 14, 2006
Wow, cool site.. I need to add a blog based on six sigma business continuity.After looking at your blog I am wondering if I even have the skillset to put one together.. Thank you so much, FERNANDO
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