Please stop having your stupid children play with dead chickens! You are going to kill all of us. Small wooden toys and sock puppets should entertain them just fine, darn it!
Five More Human Cases of Bird Flu In Turkey – FOX News
The doctor who treated the children who died said they probably contracted the illness by playing with dead chickens.
Authorities are closely watching H5N1 for fear it could mutate into a form easily passed among humans and spark a pandemic. Birds in Turkey, Romania, Russia and Croatia have recently tested positive for H5N1.
Health officials believe the best way to fight the spread of bird flu is the wholesale destruction of poultry in the affected area. But this can be difficult in places like Dogubayazit — the home town near Van of the siblings who died — where they often roam free.
Parents.. look outside right now and call little Sally inside immediately if you see her playing with a friggin dead chicken, okay??!! And take a switch to her and tell her she could cause the death of all mankind. (I’m not paying for her therapy bills though… its all on you!)