We’ve all heard a story like this. When we come out to our family or friends, somey say, “Well, you just haven’t met the right girl.” And sometimes, they’ll try to fix us up with a nice young woman. But, no matter how attractive, charming or intelligent that woman is, it doesn’t change the fact that we’re attracted to men.
It looks like German zoo officials are, like our relatives, trying the same trick to “cure” some male penguins at the Bremerhaven zoo who prefer the company of their own sex by fixing them up with some fetching chicks. They’ve flown in a few females “last year in a bid to bring the males to mate.” One of the new females did “cause a couple of males to separate’.” Sounds like a few pushy women I once knew. You now the type, those women who believe that if a gay guy just had a few moments with her, he’d go straight in a jiffy.
Well, from the looks of the photo in the article, these two male birds seem very content, cuddling together. No woman, no matter how hard she tried, could pull apart a truly loving gay male couple. And if these birds are any bit like our species, I highly doubt that any female penguin, no matter how curvaceous her claws, how beautiful her beak or how tantalizing her tail feathers could separate these two lovebirds.
(H/t: Best of the Web.)