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And Now For Something Completely Better

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Anybody get a look at the March 2006 issue of Men’s Health?
My favorite hottie, Jason Statham graces the cover and a few pages inside:


Some lines that seem to be written just for me: The Table of Contents invites you to “NAIL HIS WORKOUT” on page 122. In the article, Jason urges you to “Pound Your Core” on page 124. Is he talking to me?

Comments

  9. I watch his movies for the cars… is that pathetic or what? The BMW signature car –I’d take it over Jason anyday and I bet the “mileage” I’d get from the BMW would be better than Bruce could get from Jason.

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    He can skip the kung fu, I dig his driving; which is almost as good as Mr Pug Nose in the Mini Cooper in Bourne Identity or his costar MarkyMark in the Italian Job in another stub car. Cool films, hot guys, great cars, awesome driving –it’s like America reborn. Wooooof.

  11. And Jason is balding! God bless his hunky heart for not covering it up like so many other actors in the “hair closet”. Steve Martin, Jeremy Piven, Nicholas Cage…come on guys! Be bald and proud!