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Democrats’ Plan to Reclaim Power Exposed!

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 6:22 am - March 2, 2006.
Filed under: National Politics

(Hat tip – PatriotPartner)

Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness – The Onion

In a press conference on the steps of the Capitol Monday, Congressional Democrats announced that, despite the scandals plaguing the Republican Party and widespread calls for change in Washington, their party will remain true to its hopeless direction.

“We are entirely capable of bungling this opportunity to regain control of the House and Senate and the trust of the American people,” Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said to scattered applause. “It will take some doing, but we’re in this for the long and pointless haul.”

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi reaffirms the Democratic Party’s promise to remain marginalized.
“We can lose this,” Reid added. “All it takes is a little lack of backbone.”

Satire imitating life? Or vice versa?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)



  1. Damn!
    I was about to e-mail that to you.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — March 2, 2006 @ 6:34 am - March 2, 2006

  2. No immitation about it. The liberals ARE satire.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — March 2, 2006 @ 6:35 am - March 2, 2006

  3. One word: Strategery.

    Comment by Gene — March 2, 2006 @ 9:56 am - March 2, 2006

  4. Five words: Republican majorities in Congress affirmed.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — March 2, 2006 @ 1:03 pm - March 2, 2006

  5. But, Republican majorities standing for what?

    The Bush Administration seems adrift at the moment – perhaps a victim of its own success in the War on Terror (no attacks on U.S. soil in 4 1/2 years). It’s still not focusing on border control problems, that I can tell. Republicans still aren’t making it reduce spending very effectively. It seems tired. And Republicans in Congress seem philosophically confused, or unable to bring themselves to implement the principles that would make them deserve election.

    Comment by Calarato — March 2, 2006 @ 2:08 pm - March 2, 2006

  6. Cute, M Matt. One word from our exalted leader and five words from…?


    Comment by Gene — March 3, 2006 @ 12:07 am - March 3, 2006

  7. Watch it, Calarato, #5, those kind of comments, the truth of them notwithstanding, may get you strung up for treason among many who post comments at this website.

    And, Bruce, isn’t “Exposed” in your headline a little shrill? The Democrats’ 2006 strategy — probably a losing one — has been out in the open for a long time.

    Comment by Jack Allen — March 3, 2006 @ 3:45 am - March 3, 2006

  8. Ooops! Bruce, I forgot to insert 🙂 at the end of the second sentence in my #7 post.

    Comment by Jack Allen — March 3, 2006 @ 3:47 am - March 3, 2006

  9. This article does point directly to the central problem of the Democratic politicians…

    Comment by blog responder, resurrected — March 9, 2006 @ 11:45 pm - March 9, 2006

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