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Best Mary Cheney Quote from Hewitt Interview

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I almost wet myself….

Mary Cheney: Quite honestly, the thought of any of those three men (Kerry, Gore and Edwards) having their finger on the nuclear button, being the commander in chief, being the person who’s responsible for our military, for keeping this nation safe, quite frankly, is a scary thought on any levels. But I guess we’re going to have to pick one…instead of picking one that I would vote for, how about picking the one that is even most scary to me.

Hugh Hewitt: Yes.

Mary: It would be John Edwards…..He was a one-term Senator from North Carolina who had absolutely no record in the U.S. Senate. His hometown newspaper started calling him Senator Gone. I mean, he had no qualifications other than really good hair.

I swear to God I love this woman.  Sorry Tammy, I have a new favorite lesbian!  🙂

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  2. Can’t wait for Dan to whine again about how he can’t get a serious intellectual debate of ideas, blah, blah, blah on this blog. He should bookmark this post.

  3. “I almost wet myself”

    “I have a new favorite lesbian!”

    Don’t you mean that you have a new favorite female homosexual Republican? You’re not just reducing Mary Cheney to her sexual orientation, are you?

  4. You can’t be serious in presenting this quote as some sort of testimonial to Mary’s sagacity and wit. You are joking, no?
    OK, so John Edwards is inexperienced and has nice hair. Fair enough. But Governor George W. Bush of Texas had what qualifications for the Presidency with his twitchy little finger on the button? What qualifications? Unlettered, untraveled – not even nice hair. Compassionate conservative my ass.
    V.P. Cheney, on the other hand, at least has a long history of service at the Federal level.

  5. David, Bush was the scion of a long-connected, intricately involved, fourth generation political dynasty in America –sort of the kind of political bona fides that the Libs and Kennedys troop out whenever the next generation of Kennedy gets released from rehab and decides to run for political office.

    With a str8-but-gay face you can ask “What qualifications?”

    Reform governor of a large state, successful businessman, real estate developer, financier, political campaign strategist, non profit fundraiser, community volunteer, former jobs provider and creator… religiously centered, morally upright, patriot. Not a career politician.

    Seems to me that makes him hands over heels better than Kerry (who can I marry next to climb another rung?) or Edwards (are my teeth white enough, does the camera make me look 20 times more sincere, how’s my hair, did you catch the rolled-up shirt sleeves –it screams, Mr Blue Collar not afraid to get dirty and sweat in this $750 Italian silk custom made shirt).

    What qualifications, indeed!

  6. I’m surprised nobody has posed the same “What Qualifications” question about Patrick Kennedy, D-RI. I guess he’s a good fit for RI (why is he even representing Rhode Island? Did the Kennedys annex it to Hyannisport?), simply because his daddy is in the Senate.

    From what I’ve heard, Teddy was supposed to be Paddy’s designated drive. Now THAT is scary. I’d rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

    Regards,
    Peter H.