Wrong. Truth is, via an unfortunate mistranslation from ancient Arabic, they find they get ONE 72 year-old virgin.
Billsays
No, That’s not it……he found out they were sheep.
curtis kreutzbergsays
Nah, they’re all really horny, they’re just all Helen Thomas clones.
Trace Phelpssays
You all have it wrong! This just came into my e-mail:
Zarqawi had just come to when a ghostly figure looking a lot like George Washington slugged him and knocked him out. When he regained consciousness he tried to sit up but was whacked over the head with a club by a ghostly figure looking a lot like Patrick Henry. Still again he came to only to face a ghostly figure looking a lot like Robert E. Lee, sabre in hand. Zarqawi took off running. screaming, “Oh my Allah, it’s not 72 virgins, it’s 72 Virginians!’
Or how ’bout this. The only way you can be a virgin in heaven is to die a virgin here on Earth. You remain a virgin on Earth if you’re hideously ulgy. So I’m afraid Zarqawi’s version of heaven may in fact be hell for the rest of us!
Calaratosays
Folks, courtesy of Iowahawk, the afterlife report from Zarqawi himself is: here
the friendly grizzlysays
Perhaps the 72 virgins all look like Helen Thomas or Madeline Albright?
Wrong. Truth is, via an unfortunate mistranslation from ancient Arabic, they find they get ONE 72 year-old virgin.
No, That’s not it……he found out they were sheep.
Nah, they’re all really horny, they’re just all Helen Thomas clones.
You all have it wrong! This just came into my e-mail:
Zarqawi had just come to when a ghostly figure looking a lot like George Washington slugged him and knocked him out. When he regained consciousness he tried to sit up but was whacked over the head with a club by a ghostly figure looking a lot like Patrick Henry. Still again he came to only to face a ghostly figure looking a lot like Robert E. Lee, sabre in hand. Zarqawi took off running. screaming, “Oh my Allah, it’s not 72 virgins, it’s 72 Virginians!’
He was dissapionted when he found out it was 72 Norwegians!
Or how ’bout this. The only way you can be a virgin in heaven is to die a virgin here on Earth. You remain a virgin on Earth if you’re hideously ulgy. So I’m afraid Zarqawi’s version of heaven may in fact be hell for the rest of us!
Folks, courtesy of Iowahawk, the afterlife report from Zarqawi himself is: here
Perhaps the 72 virgins all look like Helen Thomas or Madeline Albright?