Gee, I wonder why straight America thinks gays are a bunch of sex-crazed fiends who shouldn’t have the right to marry?
MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park.
News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills, which friends fear is spiralling out of control and threatening his destruction.
In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: “Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!”
I’m not even sure what to say after that enthusiastic support of the gay culture while he emerged from the bushes.