I just heard this news on the Alternate Universe Cable News Network…. I’m not sure what’s happened….
But there are reports coming from multiple airports across the United States this afternoon that several US-bound flights from the United Kingdom have not arrived at their expected times of landing. Many frightened family members are now flooding United, American and Continental desks at airports in Los Angeles, Boston and New York City.
AUCNN reports that President John Kerry has been escorted away from his summer vacation on Nantucket and will have a statement shortly. Mrs. Kerry is said to be safe in Paris where she is in the midst of her fifth tour of the French capital this year.
AUCNN also reports that American intelligence officials say that air controllers lost contact around noon today with at least 10 flights originating in Britain this morning bound for US cities.