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BREAKING NEWS: AT LEAST TEN US-BOUND AIRLINERS MISSING OVER ATLANTIC

Posted by GayPatriot at 5:11 pm - August 16, 2006.
Filed under: Alternate Universe,Media Bias,War On Terror

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I just heard this news on the Alternate Universe Cable News Network…. I’m not sure what’s happened….

But there are reports coming from multiple airports across the United States this afternoon that several US-bound flights from the United Kingdom have not arrived at their expected times of landing.   Many frightened family members are now flooding United, American and Continental desks at airports in Los Angeles, Boston and New York City.

AUCNN reports that President John Kerry has been escorted away from his summer vacation on Nantucket and will have a statement shortly.  Mrs. Kerry is said to be safe in Paris where she is in the midst of her fifth tour of the French capital this year.

AUCNN also reports that American intelligence officials say that air controllers lost contact around noon today with at least 10 flights originating in Britain this morning bound for US cities.

Developing…..

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

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10 Comments

  1. I just read the headline and then I read the post too quickly,
    Thus,
    I just shit my pants…Yow….That is not funny.
    Serioulsy…my pants are full

    Comment by keogh — August 16, 2006 @ 5:24 pm - August 16, 2006

  2. [Comment deleted.]

    Comment by Peter Hughes — August 16, 2006 @ 6:01 pm - August 16, 2006

  3. That’s sweet. A lame attempt at humor.

    Comment by raj — August 16, 2006 @ 9:07 pm - August 16, 2006

  4. Are you talking about the post or your comments?

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — August 16, 2006 @ 11:57 pm - August 16, 2006

  5. lest we forget, it was george bush sitting in a classroom, with the deer-in-the-headlights look during the worst terrorist attack ever in our nation’s history. george bush and his cronies failed us.

    you can write all the fiction you want, but history shows it was george bush who was president on 9/11. george bush will forever be remembered for being the president during that terrible day. his failure will not be forgotten.

    Comment by rightiswrong — August 17, 2006 @ 10:32 pm - August 17, 2006

  6. And lest we forget, it was Der Schlickmeister himself sitting in the Oval Orifice with his Willie in Monica’s mouth who had the opportunity to kill Osama Bin Laden on three (3) separate occasions during the worst terrorist attacks ever in our nation’s history – the first WTC bombings, the Khobar Towers, the USS Cole and the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania to name a few. The Clintons and their regime are the ones who really failed us.

    Try again.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — August 18, 2006 @ 4:38 pm - August 18, 2006

  7. bzzzt. wrong. it was the republican senate that dragged its feet, especially in response to the east african embassy bombings. clinton ordered air strikes against targets and delivered, all the while there was orren hatch and his minions stating that this is “clinton’s war” and wanted nothing to do with it. get your facts straight.

    Comment by rightiswrong — August 19, 2006 @ 9:24 am - August 19, 2006

  8. Get YOUR facts straight, leftiswrong. Libya had offered Osama’s head on a platter to Clinton on THREE separate occasions, and he refused because he felt he would have better standing to prosecute Osama on criminal rather than war charges. Hence, his directive to Jamie Gorelick to build the “wall” between the FBI and CIA so that information between the two agencies could not flow freely regarding terrorism suspects.

    That’s why the dots were not connected before 9/11 – the Clinton regime ensured that they couldn’t be.

    Checkmate.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — August 19, 2006 @ 12:15 pm - August 19, 2006

  9. #8 Peter Hughes — August 19, 2006 @ 12:15 pm – August 19, 2006

    Get YOUR facts straight, leftiswrong. Libya had offered Osama’s head on a platter to Clinton on THREE separate occasions, and he refused because he felt he would have better standing to prosecute Osama on criminal rather than war charges.

    Another comment without citation. No surprise.

    I do believe that you mean to say that Sudan offered to extradite Osama bin Forgotten to the US. And Sudan indeed did offer that. But that was in 1996, before al Qaeda’s 1998 attacks on the American embassies in east Africa and its 2000 attack on the USS Cole in Yemen, and there was no basis at the time for the US to request extradition of Osama bin Forgotten to the US.

    What the US did demand–and what it got–was that the Sudanese expel Osama bin Forgotten from the Sudan. As it turned out, his home country–Saudi Arabia–refused to take him in. I don’t remember the details–it’s been a while since I did my research on the subject–but what the Sudanese told the US envoys at the time, was basically that, if they expelled Osama bin Forgotten, he would go to the wilds of Afghanistan and set up shop there. And that’s exactly what happened.

    Comment by raj — August 20, 2006 @ 2:21 am - August 20, 2006

  10. So raj, since you are going to cite me for failing to cite, are you also going to cite leftiswrong because they didn’t cite a cite on this site??

    At least be consistent…oh, wait, I forgot…YOU AREN’T.

    Checkmate.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — August 20, 2006 @ 3:26 pm - August 20, 2006

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