Overweight? Start the Castro Diet Today!
Well, you know it won’t take Star Magazine very long to come up with this idea, will it?
Castro Tells Cuban Public of Weight Loss – FOX News
Fidel Castro said in a statement Tuesday that he has lost more than 41
pounds since he had intestinal surgery but added that the “most critical moment” was behind him.
“Today I am recovering at a satisfactory rhythm,” said the statement published in the Communist Party daily Granma, which was accompanied by new photographs of the 80-year-old Castro.
There’s no truth to the rumor that Castro has designed a new weight-loss exercise regimen with new partner Nicole Richie.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Does anyone know if Slick Willy or JimmineyCricketTraitorCarter are ready to present themselves as the next Rulers4Life in Cuba if Castro dies?
It’d be fitting; Carter can finally control a socialist, communist world other than just his White House and Slick Willy could have an endless abundance of big haired ignorant Cuban women for his “intern” positions… and the cigars would really be Cuban now!
It’s a dual match made in heaven. And we’d get rid of them for a while… until the UN Gen Secy post opens up.
Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 5, 2006 @ 5:26 pm - September 5, 2006
Does this mean that Fidel will be on next season’s “Celebrity Fit Club”?
Comment by Jeffrey Williams — September 7, 2006 @ 12:59 pm - September 7, 2006
Maybe Fidel finally learned how his own people eat everyday. Talk about a starvation diet.
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — September 8, 2006 @ 12:58 pm - September 8, 2006