Top Ten Things Never Said By A NASCAR Driver
Okay, this is hysterical. I wish I had seen it “live” on Letterman last night. The drivers themselves delivered the lines.
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A NASCAR Driver
10. Kasey Kahne: “Anyone know how to drive a stick?”
9. Jeff Gordon: “Does this gas taste funny to you?”
8. Jeff Burton: “I don’t care much for country music or beer”
7. Mark Martin: “Switch the ‘r’ and ‘c’ in ‘racing’ and you get ‘caring’”
6. Dale Earnhardt Jr.: “Wow, Letterman looks so young in person”
5. Denny Hamlin: “You’re looking at a guy who can drive 500 miles without taking a leak”
4. Kyle Busch: “A truly great driver doesn’t mind asking for directions, am I right, ladies?”
3. Kevin Harvick: “It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something”
2. Jimmie Johnson: “The Nextel Cup is great, but what I’m really excited for is Late Show Ventriloquist Week”
1. Matt Kenseth: “If you think I’m fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom”
Too funny.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Kasey Kahne is HOT.
Comment by Chase — September 16, 2006 @ 11:37 am - September 16, 2006
As a fellow Washington resident who has seen Kahne in person (at a race track, no less), YES, he is!
Comment by GOPValues — September 19, 2006 @ 6:18 pm - September 19, 2006
I love riding sticks!! Call me 210-279-5768
Comment by James Luna — September 20, 2006 @ 8:19 pm - September 20, 2006