Clinton Kills Santa!

Oh man, this is hysterical!!!  I think we know what Jay Leno thinks of Clinton’s performance.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

25 Comments

1. You’re right, Bruce. We saw this and my partner and I rolled laughing. The parody captured Bill’s ego-centric “me-first 24×7” streak to a tee. The kid actor was superb… exactly like those tons of kid “journalists” who show up on everything from Zaboomafoo to TeleTubbies to all those snarky LindaEllerbe NickNews “shows” spinning the new LeftTheme.

   Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 27, 2006 @ 7:28 am - September 27, 2006

2. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think I just wet myself!

   Regards,
   Peter H.

   Comment by Peter Hughes — September 27, 2006 @ 10:39 am - September 27, 2006

3. Let me say upfront that I’m one of the moonbat liberals that sometimes reads your blog, Bruce, but I don’t often comment.

   That being said, holy sh*t was that funny! I haven’t laughed that hard at an online video in a while. Wish I had seen the show! Tying this in to your post about partisanship, I’d say that this is a good example of even in our partisanship we need to keep a sense of humor about ourselves.

   Comment by Mike — September 27, 2006 @ 11:46 am - September 27, 2006

4. Yup, that was a hoot! I’ll bet Clinton himself would have a good laugh over that one.

   Comment by Ian — September 27, 2006 @ 2:20 pm - September 27, 2006

5. Too effin’ funny.

   Yup, that was a hoot! I’ll bet Clinton himself would have a good laugh over that one.

   He would … if he didn’t take himself so seriously.

   Julie the Jarhead

   Comment by Julie the Jarhead — September 27, 2006 @ 2:26 pm - September 27, 2006

6. That was funny. Nice use of tap by Leno and a good spot by Bruce.

   Comment by Chase — September 27, 2006 @ 2:30 pm - September 27, 2006

7. nawh, I bet Bill Clinton wouldn’t have found it funny or amusing. Unless the camera was “On”. You all should read George Stephanopoulos’ “All Too Human” and gather a sense of the real Bill Clinton –from a guy who had to bail Clinton’s butt out of hot water far too often.

   Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 27, 2006 @ 2:57 pm - September 27, 2006

8. Ah, yes, George Stephanopoulos…another closet case. Ranks up there with Anderson Cooper and other so-called metrosexuals. Makes Jeff Gannon look like a choir boy.

   And Matt, read Dick Morris’ column regarding the “unmasking” of Bill Clinton. He corroborrates everything Steffy said, and more.

   Regards,
   Peter H.

   Comment by Peter Hughes — September 27, 2006 @ 3:45 pm - September 27, 2006

9. George Stephanopoulos is gay? I’ve seen pictures of Anderson Cooper’s partner, that’s not a well kept secret. But I hadn’t heard any speculation about Stephanopoulos.

   I can see perhaps a reason Anderson Cooper might keep his sexuality an unspoken thing, as he was just on assignment in Kabul the other week. They don’t look kindly on our type over there. However, it’s probably more (unfortunately) because he worries it would hurt his career. But it’s not like he needs a career. He is a Vanderbilt. So yeah, his stance is a bit disappointing.

   Comment by Chase — September 27, 2006 @ 5:55 pm - September 27, 2006

10. But isn’t Anderson’s choice a detriment to our community? Why shouldn’t he be out and broadcasting on LOGO?

    Or is he simply another libtard champagne socialist – “do as I say, not as I do, tax the rich but don’t mix with me socially unless you are worth $X million and can vacation on Martha’s Vineyard.”

    You would be surprised how many straight viewers don’t know about Anderson’s dirty little secret. I wonder if it would make a difference to them.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 27, 2006 @ 10:44 pm - September 27, 2006

11. Another funny. Andie Sullivan riff on those motivational posters:

    http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3493928

    Comment by anon — September 27, 2006 @ 11:37 pm - September 27, 2006

12. Chase writes: “George Stephanopoulos is gay? I’ve seen pictures of Anderson Cooper’s partner, that’s not a well kept secret.”

    The point isn’t whether you think AndieCooper’s gayness is a “well kept secret” or not, Chase.

    The point is that when AndieCooper has been pointedly asked if he is gay –a element of others’ personal lives that the GayLeftBorg’s out-ousters like MickeyRogers think is fair red meat for the masses– AndieCooper evades, winks and nods, and becomes serious-faced in the half-denial that “I won’t comment on that”. Hoping that none of the grey-haired viewers of CNN are watching that half-denial when it’s broadcast.

    Most of us here know that AndieCooper won’t admit his true nature because he’s scared. He’s scared he’ll lose viewers. He’s scared the matter will become a distraction to his effort to be portrayed as serious journalist. That’s why he’s secretive, hidden, and in the closet.

    I think he can stay there as long as he wants; I’m not a mouth-foaming GayLeftBorg adherent who thinks if you’re gay and not “out proud” you’re selling your brothers & sisters down the proverbial river… because I know many of those same “out & proud” brothers have sold our political agenda down the river a hundred times in the last decade in order to appease (whoops, there’s that word again) Democrat Party leaders.

    Would I like to see AndieCooper be a stand-up gay guy and say “I’m gay. I like gay sex. I can’t changed it. It’s part of who I am”?

    Sure. I think of all those gay teenaged boys watching CNN between videogame car chase sequences on their PS2s and wonder, if AndieCooper could be a proud role model to those kids would he help avert 4-5-6-7 suicide attempts? If AndieCooper could come out and admit he was gay, would that help build at least a teeeny-tiny bridge between the str8 homophobic CNN viewers and our community? If AndieCooper came out would it help our community offset the negative image of gays like Rosie, Sir Ian, Sir Elton, GeorgeMichael and MichaelJackson in our society?

    What we need more now than ever, is to fundamentally change how America sees “gay”. AndieCooper could help. It would take personal courage –something liberals seem loathe to engage.

    But I think it would help. It would help him use all that enegry spent “hiding” his gay nature and put it to a more constructive use. OK, now we’re on the therapist’s couch and I don’t ever want to go there.

    But if AndieCooper, like HillaryClinton, want’s to stay in the closet I say it’s their choice.

    Elliot Richardson was found of saying, “Those who achieve fame or noterity owe it to society to use that accomplishment toward a constructive end.” That’s as true for AndieCooper as it is for others.

    It doesn’t matter if you think it’s a well-kept secret or not. That defense or explanation is shallow and misses the bigger issue.

    And, no, for the record I don’t think George Stephanopoulos is gay. Why is it that excessively preening, ego-centric short guys are often thought of as gay? Hmmm. I’ll ask Tom Cruise’s agent.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 28, 2006 @ 10:31 am - September 28, 2006

13. Hillarious video!!!!

    Comment by Benj — September 28, 2006 @ 11:38 am - September 28, 2006

14. #12 – Also, Matt, another point to Chase’s argument:

    If Anderson’s orientation was under wraps on his sojourn to Kabul, Afghanistan simply because (per Chase) “they don’t look kindly on our type over there,” isn’t that reason enough to continue the WOT in order to ensure that ALL people are free, regardless of race, sex or orientation? So that they CAN travel freely and not worry about being targeted?

    Kind of shoots the entire war mindset of the left, no?

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 28, 2006 @ 12:49 pm - September 28, 2006

15. Peter, it would if the GayLeftBorg really cared about their gay brothers & sisters… but if they did, I doubt we’d see and be exposed to the kind of deepseated hatred that the words “conservative gay” or “gay Catholic” or “GOP gay” bring out from the GayLeftBorg.

    For anyone on the Left who doubts that, head over to the DailyKos or BlogActive and type a pro-war or pro-Bush or pro-American sentiment. You’ll be surprised at the level of hatred gay brothers have for their own… oh wait, you already can appreciate that.

    Nope Peter, that scenario works if the GayLeft honestly cared more about our community than partisan interests. They don’t.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 28, 2006 @ 3:13 pm - September 28, 2006

16. Touche, Matt.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 28, 2006 @ 4:16 pm - September 28, 2006

17. Matt, you seem to condemn the left a lot for expressing hatred, but I haven’t seen you express much love towards liberals.

    How about you name 2 public figures that you admire who espouse liberal political ideas?

    Peter, you too.

    Comment by Chase — September 28, 2006 @ 6:07 pm - September 28, 2006

18. Chase, how about you naming two conservatives that you admire?

    As for me, here are two of them: Ann Richards and Barbara Jordan. Both Texans, both women, both steel magnolias, and unfortunately both of them no longer with us.

    Your turn, Chaser.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 28, 2006 @ 6:10 pm - September 28, 2006

19. Some of the conservatives which I admire are:

    Newt Gingrich
    Dick Armey
    John Danforth
    John McCain
    Rudy Giuliani
    Bruce Willis
    Condeleeza Rice
    Jim Kolbe
    Elisabeth Hasselbeck
    Jeb Bush
    Michael Steele
    Arnold Schwarzeneger
    Arlen Specter

    Now, that doesn’t mean I agree with all their politics. But I respect each of them and think they are all great Americans.

    Comment by Chase — September 28, 2006 @ 6:22 pm - September 28, 2006

20. This clip is no longer available. No doubt lord BJ threatened YouTube and they were more compliant than ABC.

    That or Soros bought them too.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 29, 2006 @ 5:41 am - September 29, 2006

21. OR YouTube was sent a cease and desist letter by NBC because YouTube doesn’t have permission to host clips of “The Tonight Show”, as NBC owns the copyright.

    OR YouTube has an agreement with NBC to only be able to host “Tonight Show” clips for a finite period of time after its original airing.

    (me thinks either of those are the more likely reason)

    Comment by Chase — September 29, 2006 @ 6:31 am - September 29, 2006

22. #20 ThatGayConservative — September 29, 2006 @ 5:41 am – September 29, 2006

    This clip is no longer available. No doubt lord BJ threatened YouTube and they were more compliant than ABC.

    I realize that Mighty Righties aren’t really that interested in property rights–unless it suits their purposes–but the fact is that YouTube’s hosting of copyrighted material without permission is a copyright infringement. That is, it was a violation of NBC’s and the production company’s intellectual property rights.

    Comment by raj — September 29, 2006 @ 7:08 am - September 29, 2006

23. Chase, can they be dead liberals?

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — September 29, 2006 @ 3:07 pm - September 29, 2006

24. #23 – Matt, that depends…are you talking physically dead, or brain-dead like Menendez, Tester and Leahy:

    http://rss.townhall.com/trackback/www/5444af40-fdb1-47e6-a2f9-7a5b1c835157/

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 29, 2006 @ 4:37 pm - September 29, 2006

25. Sorry – this link works better. (Scroll to top for details.)

    http://www.townhall.com/blog/g/5444af40-fdb1-47e6-a2f9-7a5b1c835157?trackbacks=true#commentAnchor

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — September 29, 2006 @ 4:39 pm - September 29, 2006

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