As a reminder to those of you unhappy with your potential 2008 choices, GayPatriot will be monitoring our favorite Independent candidate — Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey.
This email from the Presidential hopeful should spice up your morning….
Though Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is not holding a Media Press Conference to unveil his new “Impaling Stake” until December 13, 2006 at 1pm in Brunswick, Ohio (the hometown of his wife Spree), he is the talk on the Internet.
Besides guarantying Victory in 2008, Jonathon “The Impaler” guarantees that he will Impale either a criminal or terrorist before the 4th of July 2007. Jonathon doubts it will be here in America. He is getting request from other country’s to make an appearance, with his Impaling Stake. The American Vampyre from New Jersey is out for BLOOD! The BLOOD of our enemies!
I know I’m just another tool for the Impaler’s campaign… but I can’t help myself.