As a reminder to those of you unhappy with your potential 2008 choices, GayPatriot will be monitoring our favorite Independent candidate — Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey.
This email from the Presidential hopeful should spice up your morning….
Though Presidential Candidate Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is not holding a Media Press Conference to unveil his new “Impaling Stake” until December 13, 2006 at 1pm in Brunswick, Ohio (the hometown of his wife Spree), he is the talk on the Internet.
Besides guarantying Victory in 2008, Jonathon “The Impaler” guarantees that he will Impale either a criminal or terrorist before the 4th of July 2007. Jonathon doubts it will be here in America. He is getting request from other country’s to make an appearance, with his Impaling Stake. The American Vampyre from New Jersey is out for BLOOD! The BLOOD of our enemies!
I know I’m just another tool for the Impaler’s campaign… but I can’t help myself.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
Thank you again Bruce for your kind posting. Victory is the BIRTH RIGHT of the Vampyre. My victory on 4 Nov 08, will also be a VICTORY for ALL AMERICANS. No matter what their beliefs or way of life is.
The Constitution is suppose to protect ALL Americans. Not just those who are holier than thou.
Happy Holidays to you and yours.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey
If what is on the plate makes me unhappy, if this is dessert, I want my money back.
In all honesty, what is this kind of barbarism going to do to us? We have striven to come as far as we have come, our rights as Gay, Lesbian, Bi… are still sketchy and being fought over in courts all over this country.
Sure, most of the politicians… ok. ALL of the legitimate politicians I know about are Christian, and I think it is wrong of them to model the laws after Christian precepts considering that not everyone in the Land of the Free is Christian.
I am off on a tangent.
:: pulls self back on track::
The kind of barbarism this hooligan is proposing is going to do nothing but push us back.
Violence begets violence.
If someone commits a crime, where it is permissable, the death penalty exists for them. Personally, I think that is the easy way out.
Let them sit in a damp cell and suffer, never seeing the light of day, except when they work on the chain gang.
Shoving a stick through them, and leaving the bodies to rot and decay in front of CHILDREN??? Yes, eventually the children would see, and be tormented with that sight for the rest of their days.
Personally, I think this ‘politician’ is nothing more than a man with a big chip on his shoulder in the shape of a big stick.
Also, if he is allowed to go somewhere and ‘impale’ someone, even if it is in a different country, I think that nothing but a big $@!| storm will come on his coat tails because that country he did the atrocious activity in would declare war on the USA for allowing that kind of insipid idiocity.
No answers come from anything like this, just the beginning of a long road of violence that is going to throw us back in the dark ages.
Toddy
Jonathon Sharky is a joke, he is not to be taken seriously as a politician. If you read his web site, his insanity comes crying through as a plead for psychiatric intervention. This is not the first time he has attempted to run for president, the last time, under a different name mind you (Rocky Flash), after he ran up debts that he could not pay, he reportedly “killed himself”, and rose up from the dead as a Vampyre….talk about a way to get out from under your debts!
He claims to have a PhD, that is a lie, the university he claims that got his PhD from does not have a PhD program. He claims his sister Kat, (who is also his sexual partner) is a lawyer, which is another lie, Kat does not even exist except in his own vivid imagination. He claims to be married to an 18-year-old girl, and even she says the marriage was not legal. He claims to be friends with Jeb Bush, yes the Govenor of Florida and George Bush’s brother, yep another lie. On his My Space profile he claims to make between $100,000 to $150,000 a year, another lie. The list of lies just goes on and on.
I have watched this clown for the last two years on the internet, make outrageous claims, and when it was obvious he was lying, he would resort to the most vile language imaginable, and run away and join yet another email list and do it all over again. He was banned from several of the Vampire email lists, which is rather ironic since he claims to be one.
He is good for a joke, or a serious psychiatric study, but president? No, sadly not, only in his imagination.
Samantha,
I’ve never denied that my Wrestling/Boxing name is: Rocky “Hurricane” Flash. I am very proud of it. Many people feel it is quite a cool name.
As far as running up a debt in 2004, if you read the FEC filings, I put my money into my campaign. Hence, the debt was to me. NO ONE ELSE!!!!
As far as Kat is concerned. How come the media in Indianapolis tracked her down? Watch the sequel to Impaler when it comes out. You’ll see Kat and me talking together.
Plus, Kat has a sex tape of us together. I am expecting her to allow it to be showed in the sequel.
As far as my income. You have no idea what I am making from Impaler the movie do you?
Spree is now 19, and says your full of it, about our marriage. Granted Spree was ticked off at me on 29 Dec 06, but she never said we were not LEGALLY married. She was on Witch Wars 2, which is a BS group, unlike this group which addresses serious issues.
As far as downing over 120 transquilizers on 22 Oct 04 in an act of stupidity, I admit to that. In the sequel of Impaler everyone will see what truly happened that day.
The VA pronounced me dead. But before the autopsy was done, my body was removed and taken to a Coven to recuperate. Kat used natural herbs to offset the poison I ingested.
I’ve been ban from one sorry wannabe vamp group. Because I told all they’re a bunch of worthless B’s! Which they are!
I belong to many Vampyre groups, that are more crediable than the one I told off everyone.
Your just jealous you weren’t in; Penthouse, Time and other magazines like me. Especially Penthouse, like me!
As a result of my suicidal act, the VA had me psychologically examined when I re-appeared. They said I was as mentally sound as anyone.
Am I an egomanic? YEAH!!! Do I think I am a GOD? I know I am, read the Vampyre Creed!
Will I fight to make America a better place, for everyone to include you? ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!
The time of Christians ramming down their beliefs and lifestyles down everyone’s throat, is over.
This country was founded on freedoms of religion and individually beliefs. Upon my taking office as President, a new era from the past (1776) will become the new way of the way this country is ran.
Nel Sangue,
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey
Rocky “Hurricane” Flash
…hogwash
Well, I have studied “The Impaler” and have realized he believes he is right. Don’t get me wrong, everyone is entitled to their beliefs. But to outright be bragging on the fact that he is a vampire, witch, etc. is overdoing it on purpose. I am a believer in God Almighty, and in Jesus Christ the Son of the Living God and the Holy Spirit. I am saved by the blood of Jesus Christ and will not vote for someone who believes otherwise. As far as Christians who are hypcritical? I agree with you. I believe, as God says in the Bible, “love thy niebor and pray for those who hate you” Being “homosexual” is wrong. But, we are to love the person and hate the sin. I pray that everyone who sins, (that means everyone on earth, no one is exculeded) will confess and accept Jesus the Christ into his/her heart. God says that he wishes no one should perish, but we have a choice and only we can make that choice. You may not agree with me and that is okay. As you know where you stand , so I know where I stand also. I stand for Almighty God, and I pray that God will once again bless America as He has done in the past. God be with you all.