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Transgendered Deer Makes Good Roadkill Dinner

Posted by Bruce Carroll at 7:38 am - December 16, 2006.
Filed under: Post 9-11 America

Um… I’m really not sure what else I could possibly add to this very bizarre story.

Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow, but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway.

The young buck had nub antlers— and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

“It was definitely a freak of nature,” Lisko said. “I guess it’s a real rarity.”  He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.  When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

“It’s a pretty weird deer,” he said, describing the extra legs as resembling “crab pinchers.”

“It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it,” he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.

“And by the way, I did eat it,” Lisko said. “It was tasty.”

-Bruce (GayPatriot)