*cue dramatic music*
*enter Global Warming, from stage Left, wearing black cape as usual*
GW: Dammit! Just when I had those stupid humans eating out of my hand, Mother Nature has to intervene….again.
The average temperature in February 2007 was 32.9 F. This was -1.8 F cooler than the 1901-2000 (20th century) average, the 34th coolest February in 113 years. The temperature trend for the period of record (1895 to present) is 0.3 degrees Fahrenheit per decade.
She even got nasty when two snowstorms cancelled Congressional hearings on “climate change” in Washington, DC.
*Global Warming sulks over to his SUV, drives to the airport to take his Learjet back to California where he will retreat for a few weeks to his 10,000 sq. foot mansion which consumes 20 times the average American’s electric bill*