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Jim McGreevey: Ethics Professor

Posted by GayPatriot at 6:28 am - April 26, 2007.
Filed under: American History,Annoying Celebrities,Gay America,Liberals,National Politics,Post 9-11 America

Just when I thought I had heard everything…..  (h/t – V the K)

James E. McGreevey, who resigned the governorship under a cloud of scandal, has a new job teaching law, ethics and leadership at one of New Jersey’s public colleges.

McGreevey is now an “executive in residence” — a combination teaching and consulting post — at Kean University in Union, where he is earning $17,500. The former governor came on board without any announcement on Nov. 1, Kean officials said, and the university makes no mention of his role on its Web site or faculty directory.

Oh I don’t know…. just speculating….. but I think Kean University is getting ripped on the deal by about $17,499.99.  Because a penny is just about how much Jim McGreevey knows about ETHICS.

V the K has some more thoughts:

What’s Next, Don Imus hired as Diversity Coordinator? Mark Foley hired as Director of Youth Programs? Cynthia McKinney for Director of Campus Security? Rudy Giuliani as a Marriage Counselor?

Hey, if Nancy Pelosi can promote herself to Commander-in-Chief of the Military, why not?

How about John McCain as First Amendment Protector?  Osama bin Laden as Christian Camp Counselor?  Harry Reid as Brain Surgeon?  Al Sharpton as Racial Purity Policeman?  (oh….. wait……)

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

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26 Comments

  1. Another example of how the liberal universe stands on it’s head and tells the rest of us we’re upside down. That new planet they found would be a perfect liberal haven! I would gladly give up a year’s salary to help ship a couple of them off – starting with acadamia.

    Comment by LesbianNeoCon — April 26, 2007 @ 7:55 am - April 26, 2007

  2. [...] Original post by GayPatriot [...]

    Pingback by Politics: 2008 HQ » Blog Archive » Jim McGreevey: Ethics Professor — April 26, 2007 @ 8:29 am - April 26, 2007

  3. Truth be told, I fully expected a similar story about the Conservatives’ former posterboi Tom DeLay being hired by some whacked reactionary political institute to be a guest speaker on campaign finance reform. It’s no less bizzare than a scumbag like McGreevey doing ethics.

    Hell, if JimmyJunkYardDogCarville can become a “respected pundit” or ChrisMatthews an unbiased journalist, why can’t McGreevey lecture students at the former Newark State Teachers College on ethics? It’s not like the best & the brightest will be lining up to get into his class… the top three notable graduates from Kean are local TV station meterologists, for cryin out loud.

    Hey, if McGreevey can do the ethics thing… then maybe red-white&blu conservative Duke Cunningham can help teach the inmates how best to get your presidential bills all nice and clean in the laundry? How to finance that $4.5m mansion while earning $185k/yr? How to dance with corruption and still smell as good/bad as Murtha?

    Or maybe Scooter can teach a Dale Carnegie course on managing entries in your DayTimer? Jury selection expert? Maybe he can train defendants on how to woo a jury?

    For me, it’s like proposing Harry gReid or NancyP co-teach a course on Presidential Powers. Or Slick Willy advising corporations on improving Internship Programs for aspiring females.

    Or… oh, well, nevermind.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — April 26, 2007 @ 8:58 am - April 26, 2007

  4. Rosie O’Donnell teaching manners and etiquette at a Swiss Boarding Schools.

    Q. And what is the proper way to receive guests at a formal tea service.
    A. ***Belch*** (Grabs crotch)

    Comment by V the K — April 26, 2007 @ 9:15 am - April 26, 2007

  5. #3 – VdaK, you should have warned me about that one. Now I have to clean up the spewed morning coffee all over my monitor.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 26, 2007 @ 10:40 am - April 26, 2007

  6. I’m a cartoonist from New Jersey, and here’s my take on McGreevey’s latest tirade:

    To view my cartoon, click here

    Comment by Rob Tornoe — April 26, 2007 @ 10:53 am - April 26, 2007

  7. Jon Stewart of Comedy Central teaching humility to radical Lefties? AlGore instructing students on reducing their carbon footprint through energy conservation? AndieCooper as a guest lecturer on “Emotive Journalism: They want to feel your heartbreak.” LarryKramer on how to win through reasoned discourse. How about NJ Gov Corzine as a drivers ed instructor?

    McGreevey on ethics… I wonder what text he’ll use?

    I wonder if he’ll only give oral exams?

    I wonder if this is Kean’s way to balance a longstanding social inequality… because now a male student can sleep with the professor to get the “A”.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — April 26, 2007 @ 10:57 am - April 26, 2007

  8. M-Matt, I can’t ever imagine wanting an A that bad.

    Cindy Sheehan — Grief Counselor. “The five steps of grief are Denial, Anger, Hiring an Agent, Living in a ditch, SCREAMING FOR THE IMPEACHMENT OF THE EVIL BUSHITLER AND WANTING TO GO BACK IN TIME AND MURDER HIM IN HIS CRADLE AND SMEARING HIS BLOOD IN A BIG SWASTIKA ON THE NURSERY WALLS! MWAH HA HA HA HAH HAH HA!”

    Comment by V the K — April 26, 2007 @ 11:09 am - April 26, 2007

  9. How about Martha Stewart and Leona Helmsley teaching courses on humility and virtue? Complete with double-dutch chocolate brownies with a raspberry finish, followed by a piano serenade at Harry’s Bar.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 26, 2007 @ 12:34 pm - April 26, 2007

  10. And let’s not forget Teddy Kennedy teaching motor vehicle skills. That one’s a killer. ;-)

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 26, 2007 @ 12:35 pm - April 26, 2007

  11. Alec Baldwin: Parenting Skills 101

    Alberto Gonzales: “Competent Management of Large Organizations and Public Relations”

    Madeleine Albright: Foreign Policy Seminar: “Controlling Nuclear Proliferation” … oh, wait, that one really happened, didn’t it?

    Comment by V the K — April 26, 2007 @ 12:57 pm - April 26, 2007

  12. lol guys… you’re waaay better at it.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — April 26, 2007 @ 1:16 pm - April 26, 2007

  13. I just tried posting something, but it didn’t take. I’ll try it again.

    How about having John Kerry teach classes in loyalty and flip-flop making (instead of basket weaving ;-) )

    Comment by LesbianNeoCon — April 26, 2007 @ 2:18 pm - April 26, 2007

  14. John Edwards could teach ‘Personal Grooming on a Budget.’

    Joe Biden could teach two courses: “Creative Writing” and “How to Compliment Black People.”

    Comment by V the K — April 26, 2007 @ 2:25 pm - April 26, 2007

  15. And Slow Joe could also teach Southern History 101 – How Delaware Became Part of the Confederacy 140 Years After the War.

    Ray Nagin could teach Auto Mechanics for School Vehicles.

    Bill Clinton could teach a Women’s Studies Course on the Women’s Movement – which in his view, is best from behind.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 26, 2007 @ 2:49 pm - April 26, 2007

  16. hehehe!! these are funny!

    Comment by LesbianNeoCon — April 26, 2007 @ 3:02 pm - April 26, 2007

  17. LOL…..and did you catch the latest from his divorce case?

    I keep asking myself….is he really that clueless?

    But then again, given he’s the darling of the gay left, the answer is likely yes.

    Comment by North Dallas Thirty — April 26, 2007 @ 3:50 pm - April 26, 2007

  18. I wonder if McGreedy is the only governor in the history of the USA who ever slept his way to the top…or bottom, as the case may be.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 26, 2007 @ 5:34 pm - April 26, 2007

  19. Bill Clinton lecturing at NYU on how to protect America against the growing Islamic terror threat…

    Comment by Bruce (GayPatriot) — April 26, 2007 @ 6:16 pm - April 26, 2007

  20. Wonder how many rest stops he has to pass on his way to work?????

    Teddy Kennedy as a driver’s ed teacher.

    Keith Olbermann as an intellect.

    Elizabeth Edwards as the neighborhood welcome wagon.

    Comment by jon — April 26, 2007 @ 8:39 pm - April 26, 2007

  21. #18 Would that make him a bottom american or a versatile american?

    Comment by jon — April 26, 2007 @ 8:40 pm - April 26, 2007

  22. Al Gore: “How to Lose Weight While Maintaining an Environmentally Responsible Lifestyle.” A Seminar.

    Comment by V the K — April 27, 2007 @ 5:30 am - April 27, 2007

  23. #21 – Well, you know, jon, the libs don’t EVER stereotype people (sarcasm).

    How about Rosie O’Donnell as the prof of an anger management class?

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 27, 2007 @ 10:11 am - April 27, 2007

  24. While Iraq falls apart, slogans. Lovely.

    Comment by sean — April 29, 2007 @ 5:57 pm - April 29, 2007

  25. Little libtard sean, please provide proof of your theory that “Iraq is falling apart.” Apparently, the soldiers in the field didn’t get your memo:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,268845,00.html

    Checkmate. (Copyright 2007 by Peter Hughes. All rights reserved.)

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — April 30, 2007 @ 9:31 am - April 30, 2007

  26. Unless I’m mistaken, “Iraq is falling apart,” *is* a slogan.

    Comment by V the K — April 30, 2007 @ 10:15 am - April 30, 2007

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