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Please.. Come Rain On Charlotte, TS Dean!

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Since every single hurricane forecast for the past two years has been completely wrong…. I’m going to appeal to our favorite (and most sinister) villain of our times:  Global Warming (his black cape flowing behind).

Please… please, Global Warming.   Do what you can to steer Tropical Storm Dean to the Carolinas.   No need for Category Five or anything like that.   But damn, we need the rain.  All of our hurricane forecasters said that, because of you, we’d be drenched in hurricanes by now… and perhaps life as we know it would be over.   So give us some slack in our dry weather condition, would ya?

And Pat Robertson.. listen here:  You just stay out of this!   This is between me and Global Warming.  None of your fancy hurricane-deflecting tricks, you hear?    I just simply do not want to hear another weatherprop person on my TV say the word “drought” anymore!

[Related Story:  Red Faces at NASA Over Climate Change Blunder.   According to the figures released last week, four of America’s 10 warmest years are now in the 1930s, during the Dust Bowl era.  Just three years from the past decade remain among the top 10, with 2001 having fallen out entirely.      Oh…just an inconvenient truth.]

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  1. I can’t tell if the topic is Charlotte weather, Global Warmism or Pat Robertson. And Heavens forbid that I should veer 😉

    Trusting the topic is Global Warmism, here are just a few neat-o articles I’ve come across recently:

    – According to the left-wing Guardian UK, the administration of carbon credits under Kyoto has been so incompetent and corrupt that it has actually increased emissions:
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2007/jun/02/energy.business/print

    – Water vapor rules the Earth’s greenhouse system. That’s right: the Earth’s is a natural greenhouse, otherwise it would be uninhabitable. And CO2 contributes only a tiny fraction of it. And man-made CO2, an even tinier fraction of that:
    http://mysite.verizon.net/mhieb/WVFossils/greenhouse_data.html

    – Yes, Virginia, the Sun *has* been getting hotter:
    http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/sun_output_030320.html

    – Kyoto – very luckily for us all – is dead:
    http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/kstrasselpw/?id=110010186&mod=RSS_Opinion_Journal&ojrss=frontpage

  4. Hillarycare disguised as SCHIP is hilarious.

    She Who Must Not Be Named wants to raise the eligibility level for this program, which basically is free health insurance for children, to families who make four times the Federal poverty rate.

    Of course, when you point out how many families for whom she could have paid for their health insurance with the millions she wastes on bad TV commercials demanding socialized medicine, she gets all pissy.

    Socialized medicine has nothing to do with healthcare access; it has everything with Democrats like her getting their hands on billions of dollars from peoples’ paychecks that they can’t touch now so that they can parcel it out on their own terms, just like they do Social Security.

  6. She Who Must Not Be Named wants to raise the eligibility level for this program, which basically is free health insurance for children, to families who make four times the Federal poverty rate.

    Nevermind the millions of children who actually need it who would be crowded out by those who don’t.

  7. Heh I named my first ex-wife that long before JK Rowling.

    Her full name was “She who shall not be named, lest she shall appear.”

    Ok, back on the GW topic, down in the 50’s this weekend, sleeping with the windows open.

    AlGore should be happy, I’m doing my part to fight global warming by using the cool air on the planet rather than my AC.