What is the deal? It seems like there are a lot of things happening on October 15th this year. I’m not sure why… perhaps because it falls on a Monday? I keep hearing October 15th come up both at work and with other events out there. Obviously, there is one reason to celebrate the day. Or should I say 39 reasons?
On October 15th, bloggers around the web will unite to put a single important issue on everyone’s mind – the environment. Every blogger will post about the environment in their own way and relating to their own topic. Our aim is to get everyone talking towards a better future.
Look, many moons ago I sat in my 5th grade public school homeroom and was shown propaganda movies about how there would be no safe drinking water when I grew up. So as all of you know, I’m very skeptical of the intent of so-called environmentalists like, for example, Millionare Al Gore and Millionaire Sheryl Crow and Millionaire John Edwards.
So do me a favor, join me in my birthday celebration and celebrate Capitalism and Progress. Rev your engine in idle at the red light…. use more than one section of toilet paper… dirty all of the towels in your hotel room… leave a few extra lights on. Celebrate Modernity!
(Global Warming….with his black cape flowing behind…. cowers at GayPatriot and looks forward to BlogActionDay where he can brainwash a few more do-gooders to rally against American progress and modern civilization.)