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Dr. Strangelove, Version 2007?

September 5, 2007 by GayPatriot

Eeeeek!

A B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear warheads and flown for more than three hours across several states last week, prompting an Air Force investigation and the firing of one commander, Pentagon officials said Wednesday.

The incident was so serious that President Bush and Defense Secretary Robert Gates were quickly informed and Gates has asked for daily briefings on the Air Force probe, said Defense Department press secretary Geoff Morrell. He said, “At no time was the public in danger.”

Oooooh.   Sounds like a potential good episode of “24” for next year!

The plane was carrying advanced cruise missiles from Minot Air Force Base, N.D., to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30, said the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of a Defense Department policy not to confirm information on nuclear weapons.

The missiles, which are being decommissioned, were mounted onto pylons on the bomber’s wings and it is unclear why the warheads had not been removed beforehand.

Here’s a riddle for you:  What do rogue US nuclear warheads and GayPatriot have in common?   They were all delivered at Barksdale AFB.   *grin*

Ya know, I was flying over several states as well this weekend.  I guess if one of these babies had dropped, I was better off at its starting point than its ending point, eh?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Post 9-11 America

Comments

  1. ThatGayConservative says

    September 6, 2007 at 6:38 am - September 6, 2007

    Mein Führer, I can walk!!

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    September 6, 2007 at 6:53 am - September 6, 2007

    BTW, the video for the above can be found here and here.

    Oh and my absolute favorite:

    [after learning of the Doomsday Machine]

    President Merkin Muffley: But this is absolute madness, Ambassador! Why should you *build* such a thing?

    Ambassador de Sadesky: There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

    President Merkin Muffley: This is preposterous. I’ve never approved of anything like that.

    Ambassador de Sadesky: Our source was the New York Times.

    Emphasis mine

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