Seeking Pirates, Wenches and Mermaids
I’m in the mood to lighten things up a bit here. So I wanted to share with y’all an email that made me laugh when I saw it in my In-Box today….
Cast Call — Seeking Extra Pirate Actors
For the “Invasion Of The Maritime Pirates” at the Greenport Maritime Festival, Greenport, Long Island, New York, September 22nd & 23rd. Seeking Pirates, Wenches, Mermaid & Runaway Gorilla. Travel stipend provided. Some meals provided. Will sail on the Schooner Mary E.
Also seeking stage/roadie crews with stipend pay.Website: www.MaritimePirates.com (Click Auditions)
This of course comes just in advance of one of my favorite yearly holidays: Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19!
Arrrrrrggggggggggh!
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Do they need a ‘mature’ actress to play a damsel in distress?
How about the mother of the damn damsel?
Miss Charles, call your agent!
// Vera won’t do nudity – unless it’s tasteful.
Cheers, I mean…Arrrrrrggggggggggh!
Comment by Vera Charles — September 12, 2007 @ 7:52 pm - September 12, 2007
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Pingback by Politics: 2008 HQ » Blog Archive » Seeking Pirates, Wenches and Mermaids — September 12, 2007 @ 8:24 pm - September 12, 2007
Every January for Gasparilla Fest, the pirate Jose Gaspar and Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla “invade” Tampa. They land down at the convention center where the mayor surrenders the key to the city and thus starts the Gasparilla Festival.
In the 7 years that I’ve been living here, I’ve never been. It’s my understanding, however, that it’s our version of Mardi Gras. The main parade has all the beads, boobs and beer one could want. Two out of three ain’t bad.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 12, 2007 @ 11:14 pm - September 12, 2007
Here’s the link to the invasion page that I tried to add above.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 12, 2007 @ 11:22 pm - September 12, 2007
FUN!!!
You think the travel stipend covers travel from Seattle?
Comment by American Elephant — September 13, 2007 @ 12:23 am - September 13, 2007