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Seeking Pirates, Wenches and Mermaids

September 12, 2007 by GayPatriot

I’m in the mood to lighten things up a bit here.   So I wanted to share with y’all an email that made me laugh when I saw it in my In-Box today….

Cast Call — Seeking Extra Pirate Actors

For the “Invasion Of The Maritime Pirates” at the Greenport Maritime Festival, Greenport, Long Island, New York, September 22nd & 23rd. Seeking Pirates, Wenches, Mermaid & Runaway Gorilla. Travel stipend provided. Some meals provided. Will sail on the Schooner Mary E.
Also seeking stage/roadie crews with stipend pay.

Website: www.MaritimePirates.com (Click Auditions)

This of course comes just in advance of one of my favorite yearly holidays:  Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19!

Arrrrrrggggggggggh!

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Movies/Film & TV, Post 9-11 America, We The People

Comments

  1. Vera Charles says

    September 12, 2007 at 7:52 pm - September 12, 2007

    Do they need a ‘mature’ actress to play a damsel in distress?

    How about the mother of the damn damsel?

    Miss Charles, call your agent!

    // Vera won’t do nudity – unless it’s tasteful.

    Cheers, I mean…Arrrrrrggggggggggh!

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    September 12, 2007 at 11:14 pm - September 12, 2007

    Every January for Gasparilla Fest, the pirate Jose Gaspar and Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla “invade” Tampa. They land down at the convention center where the mayor surrenders the key to the city and thus starts the Gasparilla Festival.

    In the 7 years that I’ve been living here, I’ve never been. It’s my understanding, however, that it’s our version of Mardi Gras. The main parade has all the beads, boobs and beer one could want. Two out of three ain’t bad.

  3. ThatGayConservative says

    September 12, 2007 at 11:22 pm - September 12, 2007

    Here’s the link to the invasion page that I tried to add above.

  4. American Elephant says

    September 13, 2007 at 12:23 am - September 13, 2007

    FUN!!!

    You think the travel stipend covers travel from Seattle?

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