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New Poll Shows What Motivates Voters In Choosing Candidates

Posted by Average Gay Joe at 7:40 pm - November 29, 2007.
Filed under: 2008 Presidential Politics,Humor

Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

Hmm… I’m thinking that offering voters the opportunity to mess up Edwards’ perfectly-coiffed hair might help to raise his standing the polls.

— John (Average Gay Joe)



  1. That’s freakin’ awesome. My favorite is still Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters though.

    Watch for the usual crowd like Kevin or Ian to try to defend Hillary or Kerry based on this story.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — November 29, 2007 @ 8:51 pm - November 29, 2007

  2. I love the Onion. Willard even being seen in a bar! Love it. Hey Mormonism isn’t so bad: my conservative Mormon friend tells me that as a gay non-believer, I’ll likely wind up with a celestial condo instead of a mansion. That’s OK I don’t like yardwork anyway.

    Comment by Ian S — November 29, 2007 @ 10:13 pm - November 29, 2007

  3. John, if we got rid of debates all together and get these guys into block midcuts, put them in a mixed marital arts ring and let em duke it out… Mitt would kick some serious butt among the GOPers. Plus, the media would finally be content with “substantial content” at a debate.

    I think Hillary would win on the Democrat side –Dodd, Biden, SilkyPony and “Mr $1,000ManicureObama” couldn’t land a real punch on her. Unfortuantely, if Bill saw her on the canvas struggling, he’d probably make a fast move on the closest female SecServ agent.

    Wait, that’s brilliant! Given that Hillary had her highest approval ratings while fighting her leacherous hubbie’s public revelations of indecent behavior (something like 64% if I recall… not the 43% now)… it follows that Hillary needs to take Bill OFF THE LEASH and protective codpiece and let him rise to his natural state with other women, have the event videotaped and released on XTube and cry “Vast Right Wing Conspriacy”.

    It could work for her. In the meantime, I’d rather go into a barfight with Mitt or W watching my back than any of the others.

    Comment by Michigan-Matt — November 30, 2007 @ 11:47 am - November 30, 2007

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