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Condom Found Between Burger King’s Buns

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Only in Vermont…

A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant.

Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it.

“My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.

“As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.”

And now, my friends…. let the jokes and puns begin…..

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  3. In high-school, I worked for the King’s competitor (the clown). It was mostly guys at the time and our (unofficial) “mission statement” was:

    A hot piece of meat between sweaty buns
    That’s what makes us number one!

  7. My mom once found a metal shard in a Taco Bell burrito. It was not fraud on her part, but negligence on theirs.

    This reminds me of the McDonald’s online banner ad: “Double Cheeseburger? I’d Hit It” Maybe it’s the same guy.

  14. I worked at Whataburger once. Back then we wrote the order on a bag and passed it to the kitchen. They have a sandwich called Breakfast On a Bun which would be written as BOB.
    My supervisor and I came up with an idea for “I got BOBbed at Whataburger” T-shirts.

  15. It’s not that something couldn’t end up in the food but from what I can see when I go get a burger (which is almost never Burger King, but…) the food preparation is right out where everyone can see what’s going on. At McDonald’s I watch the kids take the patties out of the warmer drawers and put them together, and even if the customers can’t see, other workers *could*. I figure it’s fraud, too. It’s not that no one would ever do such a thing but it’s not the least bit like putting something in the food that the customer won’t realize is there. At least the finger in the chili was supposedly an accident.