Condom Found Between Burger King’s Buns
A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant.
Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it.
“My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.
“As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.”
And now, my friends…. let the jokes and puns begin…..
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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It’s a new condom distribution plan from the local high school.
Comment by Julie the Jarhead — December 8, 2007 @ 8:27 am - December 8, 2007
Somebody plunged the wrong buns!!
Comment by Roberto — December 8, 2007 @ 9:49 am - December 8, 2007
In high-school, I worked for the King’s competitor (the clown). It was mostly guys at the time and our (unofficial) “mission statement” was:
A hot piece of meat between sweaty buns
That’s what makes us number one!
Comment by Robert — December 8, 2007 @ 11:07 am - December 8, 2007
I just can’t resist this one: maybe they should call it “Buggery King”. HAHAHAHA!!!!
Comment by Jimbo — December 8, 2007 @ 11:09 am - December 8, 2007
he didnt like the taste of his condom mint.
Comment by Vince P — December 8, 2007 @ 11:21 am - December 8, 2007
This has the smell of fraud.
Comment by rightwingprof — December 8, 2007 @ 11:44 am - December 8, 2007
My mom once found a metal shard in a Taco Bell burrito. It was not fraud on her part, but negligence on theirs.
This reminds me of the McDonald’s online banner ad: “Double Cheeseburger? I’d Hit It” Maybe it’s the same guy.
Comment by Attmay — December 8, 2007 @ 12:05 pm - December 8, 2007
1 more reason to go with a “mac” no Trojans
Comment by nuyorker — December 8, 2007 @ 12:41 pm - December 8, 2007
Was it a Whopper?
Comment by Mike — December 8, 2007 @ 12:46 pm - December 8, 2007
I guess someone had it “his” way…
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — December 8, 2007 @ 2:50 pm - December 8, 2007
“Ahh, ….special sauce, hold the pickle”.
“You want a happy ending with that?”
Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — December 8, 2007 @ 3:51 pm - December 8, 2007
At least the Burger King is practicing safe sex.
Comment by Attmay — December 8, 2007 @ 4:52 pm - December 8, 2007
If someone will go thru the trouble of putting a cut off finger in Wendys chili, a simple condom in a burger is easy. Fraud alert.
Comment by Gene in Pennsylvania — December 8, 2007 @ 5:26 pm - December 8, 2007
I worked at Whataburger once. Back then we wrote the order on a bag and passed it to the kitchen. They have a sandwich called Breakfast On a Bun which would be written as BOB.
My supervisor and I came up with an idea for “I got BOBbed at Whataburger” T-shirts.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — December 8, 2007 @ 6:05 pm - December 8, 2007
It’s not that something couldn’t end up in the food but from what I can see when I go get a burger (which is almost never Burger King, but…) the food preparation is right out where everyone can see what’s going on. At McDonald’s I watch the kids take the patties out of the warmer drawers and put them together, and even if the customers can’t see, other workers *could*. I figure it’s fraud, too. It’s not that no one would ever do such a thing but it’s not the least bit like putting something in the food that the customer won’t realize is there. At least the finger in the chili was supposedly an accident.
Comment by Synova — December 8, 2007 @ 10:06 pm - December 8, 2007
Off Topic – An excellent holiday gift idea: Cuddly Mohammed Teddy Bear… shows how much you CAIR.
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — December 10, 2007 @ 12:27 pm - December 10, 2007
(Even more off topic, but follow-on to the above)… By the way, whatever happened to lester? Anyone remember the ol’ Hezbollah-loving wacko?
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — December 10, 2007 @ 12:28 pm - December 10, 2007
“It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.”
Sounds like my ex husband….
Comment by Vera Charles — December 10, 2007 @ 9:00 pm - December 10, 2007
#18
One would think that it tasted like latex.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — December 11, 2007 @ 11:59 pm - December 11, 2007
was always so afraid of buying condoms at a drugstore I should have just went to Burger King
Comment by nuyorker — December 13, 2007 @ 12:37 pm - December 13, 2007