A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant.
Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it.
“My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.
“As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.”
And now, my friends…. let the jokes and puns begin…..
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
It’s a new condom distribution plan from the local high school.
Somebody plunged the wrong buns!!
In high-school, I worked for the King’s competitor (the clown). It was mostly guys at the time and our (unofficial) “mission statement” was:
A hot piece of meat between sweaty buns
That’s what makes us number one!
I just can’t resist this one: maybe they should call it “Buggery King”. HAHAHAHA!!!!
he didnt like the taste of his condom mint.
This has the smell of fraud.
My mom once found a metal shard in a Taco Bell burrito. It was not fraud on her part, but negligence on theirs.
This reminds me of the McDonald’s online banner ad: “Double Cheeseburger? I’d Hit It” Maybe it’s the same guy.
1 more reason to go with a “mac” no Trojans
Was it a Whopper? 😛
I guess someone had it “his” way…
Regards,
Peter H.
“Ahh, ….special sauce, hold the pickle”.
“You want a happy ending with that?”
At least the Burger King is practicing safe sex.
If someone will go thru the trouble of putting a cut off finger in Wendys chili, a simple condom in a burger is easy. Fraud alert.
I worked at Whataburger once. Back then we wrote the order on a bag and passed it to the kitchen. They have a sandwich called Breakfast On a Bun which would be written as BOB.
My supervisor and I came up with an idea for “I got BOBbed at Whataburger” T-shirts.
It’s not that something couldn’t end up in the food but from what I can see when I go get a burger (which is almost never Burger King, but…) the food preparation is right out where everyone can see what’s going on. At McDonald’s I watch the kids take the patties out of the warmer drawers and put them together, and even if the customers can’t see, other workers *could*. I figure it’s fraud, too. It’s not that no one would ever do such a thing but it’s not the least bit like putting something in the food that the customer won’t realize is there. At least the finger in the chili was supposedly an accident.
Off Topic – An excellent holiday gift idea: Cuddly Mohammed Teddy Bear… shows how much you CAIR.
(Even more off topic, but follow-on to the above)… By the way, whatever happened to lester? Anyone remember the ol’ Hezbollah-loving wacko?
“It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.”
Sounds like my ex husband….
#18
One would think that it tasted like latex.
was always so afraid of buying condoms at a drugstore I should have just went to Burger King