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Condom Found Between Burger King’s Buns

December 8, 2007 by GayPatriot

Only in Vermont…

A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant.

Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it.

“My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste,” he said. “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.

“As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth. I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out. It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing.”

And now, my friends…. let the jokes and puns begin…..

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Post 9-11 America, We The People

Comments

  1. Julie the Jarhead says

    December 8, 2007 at 8:27 am - December 8, 2007

    It’s a new condom distribution plan from the local high school.

  2. Roberto says

    December 8, 2007 at 9:49 am - December 8, 2007

    Somebody plunged the wrong buns!!

  3. Robert says

    December 8, 2007 at 11:07 am - December 8, 2007

    In high-school, I worked for the King’s competitor (the clown). It was mostly guys at the time and our (unofficial) “mission statement” was:

    A hot piece of meat between sweaty buns
    That’s what makes us number one!

  4. Jimbo says

    December 8, 2007 at 11:09 am - December 8, 2007

    I just can’t resist this one: maybe they should call it “Buggery King”. HAHAHAHA!!!!

  5. Vince P says

    December 8, 2007 at 11:21 am - December 8, 2007

    he didnt like the taste of his condom mint.

  6. rightwingprof says

    December 8, 2007 at 11:44 am - December 8, 2007

    This has the smell of fraud.

  7. Attmay says

    December 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm - December 8, 2007

    My mom once found a metal shard in a Taco Bell burrito. It was not fraud on her part, but negligence on theirs.

    This reminds me of the McDonald’s online banner ad: “Double Cheeseburger? I’d Hit It” Maybe it’s the same guy.

  8. nuyorker says

    December 8, 2007 at 12:41 pm - December 8, 2007

    1 more reason to go with a “mac” no Trojans

  9. Mike says

    December 8, 2007 at 12:46 pm - December 8, 2007

    Was it a Whopper? 😛

  10. Peter Hughes says

    December 8, 2007 at 2:50 pm - December 8, 2007

    I guess someone had it “his” way…

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  11. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    December 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm - December 8, 2007

    “Ahh, ….special sauce, hold the pickle”.

    “You want a happy ending with that?”

  12. Attmay says

    December 8, 2007 at 4:52 pm - December 8, 2007

    At least the Burger King is practicing safe sex.

  13. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    December 8, 2007 at 5:26 pm - December 8, 2007

    If someone will go thru the trouble of putting a cut off finger in Wendys chili, a simple condom in a burger is easy. Fraud alert.

  14. ThatGayConservative says

    December 8, 2007 at 6:05 pm - December 8, 2007

    I worked at Whataburger once. Back then we wrote the order on a bag and passed it to the kitchen. They have a sandwich called Breakfast On a Bun which would be written as BOB.
    My supervisor and I came up with an idea for “I got BOBbed at Whataburger” T-shirts.

  15. Synova says

    December 8, 2007 at 10:06 pm - December 8, 2007

    It’s not that something couldn’t end up in the food but from what I can see when I go get a burger (which is almost never Burger King, but…) the food preparation is right out where everyone can see what’s going on. At McDonald’s I watch the kids take the patties out of the warmer drawers and put them together, and even if the customers can’t see, other workers *could*. I figure it’s fraud, too. It’s not that no one would ever do such a thing but it’s not the least bit like putting something in the food that the customer won’t realize is there. At least the finger in the chili was supposedly an accident.

  16. ILoveCapitalism says

    December 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm - December 10, 2007

    Off Topic – An excellent holiday gift idea: Cuddly Mohammed Teddy Bear… shows how much you CAIR.

  17. ILoveCapitalism says

    December 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm - December 10, 2007

    (Even more off topic, but follow-on to the above)… By the way, whatever happened to lester? Anyone remember the ol’ Hezbollah-loving wacko?

  18. Vera Charles says

    December 10, 2007 at 9:00 pm - December 10, 2007

    “It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.”

    Sounds like my ex husband….

  19. ThatGayConservative says

    December 11, 2007 at 11:59 pm - December 11, 2007

    #18
    One would think that it tasted like latex.

  20. nuyorker says

    December 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm - December 13, 2007

    was always so afraid of buying condoms at a drugstore I should have just went to Burger King

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