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Grande Conservative Blogress Diva Results

December 19, 2007 by GayPatriotWest

In the original post announcing our annual Blogress Diva competition, I wrote that there would be a “run-off from December 17 until the 23rd.” But, given the initial glitches with this years competition, we didn’t have a workable poll up until last Wednesday so we had to extend the initial round of voting until today.

At the close of the competition, the four finalists are Sondra K of Knowledge is Power (1,593 votes), Pamela of Atlas Shrugs (912) and Michelle Malkin (798), Tammy Bruce (731).

Given reigning Grande Conservative Blogress Diva Sondra’s considerable lead and this year’s glitches, we are debating whether or not it would be in order merely to crown her once again or continue with the promised runoff.

Please let us know your thoughts. We will reach a final decision later on today.

Here is the final and deciding poll:

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Filed Under: Blogging, Blogress Divas

Comments

  1. John says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:20 pm - December 19, 2007

    Obviously these results are a sham since The Anchoress should have won. All the exit polls indicated that she would. Who did the counting? Diebold?!? What about all those hanging chads?!? I demand a recount you bloody fascist!!!

  2. Lance says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:30 pm - December 19, 2007

    The results are obvious!!
    There is no need for a runoff election!
    You would just be postponing the obvious!
    Plus the last thing you want to do is upset diva SondraK!
    Unless you ‘enjoy’ spankin’s!!

  3. Schlong says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:32 pm - December 19, 2007

    Be done with it, she won in a blowout

  4. Melissa in Texas says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:51 pm - December 19, 2007

    SondraK is and always will be the DIVA!

  5. Beligerent Paladin says

    December 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm - December 19, 2007

    Don’t make this Gorebalacious!

    SondraK’s the most salacious!

    *W00T W00T*

  6. ILoveCapitalism says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:17 pm - December 19, 2007

    Crown her!

    Before she “suspends habeus corpus” and her jack-booted thugs come in the night to keep me from posting the TROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. MitchM says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:23 pm - December 19, 2007

    I say give it to her since no one really caught the first post about a run-off and she is so far ahead.

  8. Alan says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:23 pm - December 19, 2007

    Looks over to me.

  9. David says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:37 pm - December 19, 2007

    I say make her work for it. Remember we are not demoncrates here. And a few gratuitous pics would continue to sway my votes.

  10. Stephen says

    December 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm - December 19, 2007

    The KisP Institute inmates all agree, SondraK is Queen HMIC and Grande Conservative Diva extraordinare.

    The only dimpled chads we wish to see belong to the Grand HMIC’s derriere.

    No other entity can stand up against the onslaught of the KisP Porch monkies, their minions and ministrations.

    This year belongs to SondraK.

  11. Circa Bellum says

    December 19, 2007 at 2:39 pm - December 19, 2007

    Crown her and shut her up!

  12. MCPO Airdale says

    December 19, 2007 at 2:43 pm - December 19, 2007

    The Diva will not submit to “run-offs”! Her crown and the obvious devotion of her minions speak to the fact that no one challenges the supremacy of our Headmistress! SondraK rulez!!

    “. . . from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  13. cuchieddie says

    December 19, 2007 at 3:31 pm - December 19, 2007

    Headmistress Sondrak is the Grand Diva hands down. Just give her the crown and check back in a few years for an update. And BTW, KisP has a porch and we kick ass.

  14. auspatriotman says

    December 19, 2007 at 3:34 pm - December 19, 2007

    Give us the Queen! But just so that no one complains guys there should be final.

  15. auspatriotman says

    December 19, 2007 at 3:35 pm - December 19, 2007

    Ditto Dat Cuchieeddie!

  16. BrianP says

    December 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm - December 19, 2007

    I thought the ballot was confusing and I wasn’t sure who I was voting for. Also, you disenfranchised the immigrant vote because the ballot was only in English. hehehe

  17. Gullyborg says

    December 19, 2007 at 4:26 pm - December 19, 2007

    A real diva doesn’t wait for the votes to be counted. She just grabs the crown and walks off the stage while the other finalists are being announced.

    Duh.

  18. sierrahome says

    December 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm - December 19, 2007

    Yeah Baby!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbO4daCY0U

  19. bohica says

    December 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm - December 19, 2007

    do what you will, GPW..the real winners is us KisPers, cuz no matter what the poll says, we have SondraK.

    Like cuchieddie said, we kick ass, and SondraK is asskickinest asskicker that ever kicked ass!

    Besides, even if you do the runoff thing, she will win, cuz we be a loyal lot, and feel she earned and deserves it.

  20. bohica says

    December 19, 2007 at 4:48 pm - December 19, 2007

    sierra, that is way cool….

  21. Stepperg says

    December 19, 2007 at 5:08 pm - December 19, 2007

    As one of SondraK’s jack-booted thugs I say crown her and be gone, minions!

  22. sierrahome says

    December 19, 2007 at 5:40 pm - December 19, 2007

    Stepps, you’re such a jack booted thug–you thug you!

  23. John says

    December 19, 2007 at 5:42 pm - December 19, 2007

    Be done with it, she won in a blowout

    Comment by Schlong

    Must…resist…temptation…to…crack…painfully…predictable…joke…about…this…

  24. John says

    December 19, 2007 at 5:47 pm - December 19, 2007

    SondraK is and always will be the DIVA!

    I blame Bush. And Halliburton. Probably that evil genius Karl Rove too. Before anyone says something about The Anchoress, who was painfully robbed of her obvious victory, allow me to channel Chris Crocker and say: LEAVE THE ANCHORESS ALONE!!!! DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE LIVES?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    That’s okay. While you fascist Rethugligans are enjoying your stolen fruits, The Anchoress will go on to achieve the ultimate prize: The Nobel Prize! Move over Al & Jimmy, there’s a new girl in town!

  25. mary says

    December 19, 2007 at 6:26 pm - December 19, 2007

    Be done, peons, and don’t bother us on the porch anymore!

  26. hmmmmm says

    December 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm - December 19, 2007

    Let’s see the other contestants in wet t-shirts and thongs before we award it to her.
    Still award it to her, but let’s see them in wet t-shirts and thongs first.

  27. John says

    December 19, 2007 at 7:07 pm - December 19, 2007

    Let’s see the other contestants in wet t-shirts and thongs before we award it to her.
    Well I can’t speak for the others, but while such a display might be artistically interesting I’m afraid it will do nothing to sway my vote — or much of anything else. 😉 However, heliotrope might be…ahem…curious.

  28. forest hunter says

    December 19, 2007 at 7:26 pm - December 19, 2007

    Are there any other questions?

  29. SondraK says

    December 19, 2007 at 7:28 pm - December 19, 2007

    I love John (#24:)

  30. Boazo says

    December 19, 2007 at 7:51 pm - December 19, 2007

    I’m waiting to see what John Santos has to say before I’m sure?

  31. AmeriDan says

    December 19, 2007 at 8:27 pm - December 19, 2007

    But… but… I thought we were talking about Vlaams Belang!

    Heh.

    Seriously though. Just scrap the yearly poll about Divas and name SondraK the Grande Conservative Bloggress Diva for life.

    Then we can have polls on how great she is. No need to use such other fine Divas as cannon fodder for SondraK’s greatness.

    I bow to all of the entrants, but submit to SondraK only.

    LONG LIVE SONDRAKSTAN!

  32. Vince P says

    December 19, 2007 at 8:38 pm - December 19, 2007

    I have no interest in seeing any of the divas in a wet t-shirt.
    yawn

  33. Jerry the Geek says

    December 19, 2007 at 8:49 pm - December 19, 2007

    To paraphrase Fred Thompson:

    Sondra K doesn’t do “Show of Hands”.

  34. hmmmmm says

    December 19, 2007 at 9:10 pm - December 19, 2007

    Awww come on John, take one for the team!

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