Grande Conservative Blogress Diva Results
In the original post announcing our annual Blogress Diva competition, I wrote that there would be a “run-off from December 17 until the 23rd.” But, given the initial glitches with this years competition, we didn’t have a workable poll up until last Wednesday so we had to extend the initial round of voting until today.
At the close of the competition, the four finalists are Sondra K of Knowledge is Power (1,593 votes), Pamela of Atlas Shrugs (912) and Michelle Malkin (798), Tammy Bruce (731).
Given reigning Grande Conservative Blogress Diva Sondra’s considerable lead and this year’s glitches, we are debating whether or not it would be in order merely to crown her once again or continue with the promised runoff.
Please let us know your thoughts. We will reach a final decision later on today.
Here is the final and deciding poll:
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Obviously these results are a sham since The Anchoress should have won. All the exit polls indicated that she would. Who did the counting? Diebold?!? What about all those hanging chads?!? I demand a recount you bloody fascist!!!
Comment by John — December 19, 2007 @ 12:20 pm - December 19, 2007
The results are obvious!!
There is no need for a runoff election!
You would just be postponing the obvious!
Plus the last thing you want to do is upset diva SondraK!
Unless you ‘enjoy’ spankin’s!!
Comment by Lance — December 19, 2007 @ 12:30 pm - December 19, 2007
Be done with it, she won in a blowout
Comment by Schlong — December 19, 2007 @ 12:32 pm - December 19, 2007
SondraK is and always will be the DIVA!
Comment by Melissa in Texas — December 19, 2007 @ 12:51 pm - December 19, 2007
Don’t make this Gorebalacious!
SondraK’s the most salacious!
*W00T W00T*
Comment by Beligerent Paladin — December 19, 2007 @ 12:56 pm - December 19, 2007
Crown her!
Before she “suspends habeus corpus” and her jack-booted thugs come in the night to keep me from posting the TROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — December 19, 2007 @ 1:17 pm - December 19, 2007
I say give it to her since no one really caught the first post about a run-off and she is so far ahead.
Comment by MitchM — December 19, 2007 @ 1:23 pm - December 19, 2007
Looks over to me.
Comment by Alan — December 19, 2007 @ 1:23 pm - December 19, 2007
I say make her work for it. Remember we are not demoncrates here. And a few gratuitous pics would continue to sway my votes.
Comment by David — December 19, 2007 @ 1:37 pm - December 19, 2007
The KisP Institute inmates all agree, SondraK is Queen HMIC and Grande Conservative Diva extraordinare.
The only dimpled chads we wish to see belong to the Grand HMIC’s derriere.
No other entity can stand up against the onslaught of the KisP Porch monkies, their minions and ministrations.
This year belongs to SondraK.
Comment by Stephen — December 19, 2007 @ 1:51 pm - December 19, 2007
Crown her and shut her up!
Comment by Circa Bellum — December 19, 2007 @ 2:39 pm - December 19, 2007
The Diva will not submit to “run-offs”! Her crown and the obvious devotion of her minions speak to the fact that no one challenges the supremacy of our Headmistress! SondraK rulez!!
“. . . from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Comment by MCPO Airdale — December 19, 2007 @ 2:43 pm - December 19, 2007
Headmistress Sondrak is the Grand Diva hands down. Just give her the crown and check back in a few years for an update. And BTW, KisP has a porch and we kick ass.
Comment by cuchieddie — December 19, 2007 @ 3:31 pm - December 19, 2007
Give us the Queen! But just so that no one complains guys there should be final.
Comment by auspatriotman — December 19, 2007 @ 3:34 pm - December 19, 2007
Ditto Dat Cuchieeddie!
Comment by auspatriotman — December 19, 2007 @ 3:35 pm - December 19, 2007
I thought the ballot was confusing and I wasn’t sure who I was voting for. Also, you disenfranchised the immigrant vote because the ballot was only in English. hehehe
Comment by BrianP — December 19, 2007 @ 4:11 pm - December 19, 2007
A real diva doesn’t wait for the votes to be counted. She just grabs the crown and walks off the stage while the other finalists are being announced.
Duh.
Comment by Gullyborg — December 19, 2007 @ 4:26 pm - December 19, 2007
Yeah Baby!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNbO4daCY0U
Comment by sierrahome — December 19, 2007 @ 4:41 pm - December 19, 2007
do what you will, GPW..the real winners is us KisPers, cuz no matter what the poll says, we have SondraK.
Like cuchieddie said, we kick ass, and SondraK is asskickinest asskicker that ever kicked ass!
Besides, even if you do the runoff thing, she will win, cuz we be a loyal lot, and feel she earned and deserves it.
Comment by bohica — December 19, 2007 @ 4:46 pm - December 19, 2007
sierra, that is way cool….
Comment by bohica — December 19, 2007 @ 4:48 pm - December 19, 2007
As one of SondraK’s jack-booted thugs I say crown her and be gone, minions!
Comment by Stepperg — December 19, 2007 @ 5:08 pm - December 19, 2007
Stepps, you’re such a jack booted thug–you thug you!
Comment by sierrahome — December 19, 2007 @ 5:40 pm - December 19, 2007
Be done with it, she won in a blowout
Comment by Schlong
Must…resist…temptation…to…crack…painfully…predictable…joke…about…this…
Comment by John — December 19, 2007 @ 5:42 pm - December 19, 2007
SondraK is and always will be the DIVA!
I blame Bush. And Halliburton. Probably that evil genius Karl Rove too. Before anyone says something about The Anchoress, who was painfully robbed of her obvious victory, allow me to channel Chris Crocker and say: LEAVE THE ANCHORESS ALONE!!!! DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE LIVES?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
That’s okay. While you fascist Rethugligans are enjoying your stolen fruits, The Anchoress will go on to achieve the ultimate prize: The Nobel Prize! Move over Al & Jimmy, there’s a new girl in town!
Comment by John — December 19, 2007 @ 5:47 pm - December 19, 2007
Be done, peons, and don’t bother us on the porch anymore!
Comment by mary — December 19, 2007 @ 6:26 pm - December 19, 2007
Let’s see the other contestants in wet t-shirts and thongs before we award it to her.
Still award it to her, but let’s see them in wet t-shirts and thongs first.
Comment by hmmmmm — December 19, 2007 @ 6:30 pm - December 19, 2007
Let’s see the other contestants in wet t-shirts and thongs before we award it to her.
However, heliotrope might be…ahem…curious.
Well I can’t speak for the others, but while such a display might be artistically interesting I’m afraid it will do nothing to sway my vote — or much of anything else.
Comment by John — December 19, 2007 @ 7:07 pm - December 19, 2007
Are there any other questions?
Comment by forest hunter — December 19, 2007 @ 7:26 pm - December 19, 2007
I love John (#24:)
Comment by SondraK — December 19, 2007 @ 7:28 pm - December 19, 2007
I’m waiting to see what John Santos has to say before I’m sure?
Comment by Boazo — December 19, 2007 @ 7:51 pm - December 19, 2007
But… but… I thought we were talking about Vlaams Belang!
Heh.
Seriously though. Just scrap the yearly poll about Divas and name SondraK the Grande Conservative Bloggress Diva for life.
Then we can have polls on how great she is. No need to use such other fine Divas as cannon fodder for SondraK’s greatness.
I bow to all of the entrants, but submit to SondraK only.
LONG LIVE SONDRAKSTAN!
Comment by AmeriDan — December 19, 2007 @ 8:27 pm - December 19, 2007
I have no interest in seeing any of the divas in a wet t-shirt.
yawn
Comment by Vince P — December 19, 2007 @ 8:38 pm - December 19, 2007
To paraphrase Fred Thompson:
Sondra K doesn’t do “Show of Hands”.
Comment by Jerry the Geek — December 19, 2007 @ 8:49 pm - December 19, 2007
Awww come on John, take one for the team!
Comment by hmmmmm — December 19, 2007 @ 9:10 pm - December 19, 2007