Hillary Email To GayPatriot: This MUST Be a Joke!
I swear to you all… I got this email directly a few days ago…..
Dear Friend,
I want to personally thank you for getting involved in my campaign. (GP Ed. Note: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha). It is critical that we stay in touch as fast-moving events shape this important election.
If we want to end the war in Iraq, restore America’s reputation in the world, rebuild the middle class, reform our government, and provide affordable health care for all, we need to work together. Not a single Republican candidate can provide America with the clean break and fresh start we so urgently need.
But we can – and that’s what this campaign is all about. So let’s show everyone what we can accomplish together. Here’s one thing you can do: display my special gift to you today – a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker!
And I hope you will also take a few minutes to visit HillaryClinton.com. We work hard to make sure it delivers all the information you need — from speeches on major issues to videos from the campaign trail to a full range of opportunities for you to get even more involved.
Once again, thanks so much for standing with me — and make sure you sign up for your “Hillary for President” bumper sticker today.
Show your family, friends, and neighbors that you support my campaign for change by displaying a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker.
Sincerely,
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Someone has either signed me up as a joke. Or someone needs to seriously update their email list.
I’d rather eat my own bodily waste, or vote for John McCain, than display a Hillary bumper sticker!
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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All of the above and include Huckabee and Ron Paul
Comment by PatriotMom — January 13, 2008 @ 7:30 am - January 13, 2008
What does sobbing like an idiot when asked a personal question do for our “reputation” in the world? All the Islamo-fascists have to do is tell her that her pantsuit makes her look fat and America is theirs.
I’ll agree with Jesse Jackson Jr. on yet another issue, consider all the times she didn’t cry (eg. 9/11, Katrina etc).
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 13, 2008 @ 8:38 am - January 13, 2008
Democrat campaigns buy/get mailing lists from many gay organizations and share them with eachother. If any of your representatives are Democrats and youre on their mailing list, I believe they share those as well. I’ve sent emails to my Senator, consistently voted in the top 5 dumbest people in congress, Senator Patty Murray, and have subsequently gotten on just about every Democrat mailing list there is.
Comment by American Elephant — January 13, 2008 @ 8:56 am - January 13, 2008
Obviously, she saw the word “gay” in you email addressed and assumed you’d be falling head-over-heals in love with her.
I’ll probably get an email geared towards women veterans.
Or, maybe, one geared simply towards people named “Julie.”
Gotta love those web bots!
Comment by Julie the Jarhead — January 13, 2008 @ 9:06 am - January 13, 2008
Duh … 1st line should be “your email address.”
Sunday mornings.
Comment by Julie the Jarhead — January 13, 2008 @ 9:06 am - January 13, 2008
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Someone probably signed you up. I swear it wasn’t me, but only because I didn’t think of it.
You have to admit it’s pretty funny.
Comment by Houndentenor — January 13, 2008 @ 9:12 am - January 13, 2008
It is a strange thing to get mail (both e-mail and snail mail) from organizations you have not desire (in fact repulse you) … I got a request to join the ACLU recently to become a “card carrying member”–YIKES
Comment by Colocelt — January 13, 2008 @ 9:15 am - January 13, 2008
If someone signed him up.. I think it’s sad.
Doesn’t say much for maturity in this country.
Comment by Vince P — January 13, 2008 @ 10:00 am - January 13, 2008
“I’d rather eat my own bodily waste, or vote for John McCain, than display a Hillary bumper sticker!”
Well, that being said – if the Democrats ended up nominating a dead dog on its ticket, I’d rather see that elected than another republican in the white house.
Comment by Kevin — January 13, 2008 @ 1:23 pm - January 13, 2008
#9: Kevin, at least a dead dog can’t do much harm.
Bruce, this gift of a bumper sticker is only the beginning. Once elected, Hillary will be bringing us all gifts from her work shop at the North Pole. Didn’t you see here Christmas commercial?
Comment by Robert — January 13, 2008 @ 2:25 pm - January 13, 2008
I received a similar message and have no idea where they got my name.
Even more absurd is that I received an email from Bubba asking me to support Hillary.
They simply must have decided to shotgun the world and hopefully find some believers.
Comment by rplat — January 13, 2008 @ 3:28 pm - January 13, 2008
Hmmm….dead/fictional people voting for a dead dog. Would not surprise me at all if the liberals did this. Not to mention a dead dog would have a damn sight more agreeable platform than Oprama or Hillary.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 14, 2008 @ 8:35 am - January 14, 2008
Time for a contest: A practical use for a Hillary bumper sticker. (Urinal off limits.)
Comment by heliotrope — January 14, 2008 @ 1:10 pm - January 14, 2008
Similarly, some time ago I began to get bombarded by the anti-gun crowd, Sarah Brady et al. Not sure where exactly they got my name, I was active in “the arts” at the time so … let’s see, active in the arts, must hate firearms! Let’s get him! I sent them a letter explaining that I was brought up with firearms in the house, have been a member of the NRA since I was a kid and am now a Life Member, and that every time they contacted me henceforth I would be donating an additional $1000 to the NRA. Never heard from them again. I’m guessin’ if you play your cards right you can get on “the list” of people NOT to be contacted ever again.
Comment by DoorHold — January 14, 2008 @ 2:17 pm - January 14, 2008
#13
Which reminds me, back in ‘04, somebody was selling John Kerry urinal cakes. You could buy boxes of ‘em by the dozen and drop them in public urinals.
Wonder if anybody’s selling Hillary urinal cakes.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 14, 2008 @ 3:08 pm - January 14, 2008
Off Topic: Remember that c-rrrazy Lancet study that claimed a whopping 600,000 Iraqis have died since 2003? “Its claim was 10 times higher than consensus estimates of the number of war dead”, says the Telegraph – and, may I add, came with no recognition that the terrorists (Baathist remnants, Iran and al Qaeda) are morally at fault, whatever the number.
But the inflated number couldn’t have been politically motivated, right? Just ‘honest’ scientists doing their job, right? Well, it turns out that George Soros funded the Lancet study.
And yes, the ‘honest’ scientists had an ethical obligation to disclose that fact. Which they flunked.
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — January 14, 2008 @ 6:46 pm - January 14, 2008
ILC: How much you want to bet that the America haters out there will continue to cite the Lancet report and act as if the info discrediting does not exist.
Comment by Vince P — January 14, 2008 @ 8:47 pm - January 14, 2008
I forget the substance at the moment, but there was an element of MMR vaccines that was supposed to be causing autism in children. Joe Kennedy said so and the Lancet said so, but a California study came out recently showing that since removing that element 10 years ago, there’s been no difference in autism cases than before.
I, personally, am sick to death of these nanny staters inventing shit that we’re supposed to be scared of and get the public worked up into a frothy frenzy and then it turns out they were lying to us the whole time.
Wouldn’t surprise me at all if we found out tomorrow that smoking actually adds longevity to your life.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 14, 2008 @ 10:22 pm - January 14, 2008
And then the liberals can’t, for the life of them, understand why truly intelligent people can’t stand them.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — January 14, 2008 @ 10:23 pm - January 14, 2008