I swear to you all… I got this email directly a few days ago…..
I want to personally thank you for getting involved in my campaign. (GP Ed. Note: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha). It is critical that we stay in touch as fast-moving events shape this important election.
If we want to end the war in Iraq, restore America’s reputation in the world, rebuild the middle class, reform our government, and provide affordable health care for all, we need to work together. Not a single Republican candidate can provide America with the clean break and fresh start we so urgently need.
But we can – and that’s what this campaign is all about. So let’s show everyone what we can accomplish together. Here’s one thing you can do: display my special gift to you today – a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker!
And I hope you will also take a few minutes to visit HillaryClinton.com. We work hard to make sure it delivers all the information you need — from speeches on major issues to videos from the campaign trail to a full range of opportunities for you to get even more involved.
Once again, thanks so much for standing with me — and make sure you sign up for your “Hillary for President” bumper sticker today.
Show your family, friends, and neighbors that you support my campaign for change by displaying a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Someone has either signed me up as a joke. Or someone needs to seriously update their email list.
I’d rather eat my own bodily waste, or vote for John McCain, than display a Hillary bumper sticker!