Comments on: Are College Kids This Stoopid?

By: Flu-Bird

Flu-Bird — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:45:15 +0000

Time to get the green crap out of the classrooms

By: ILoveCapitalism

ILoveCapitalism — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:37:15 +0000

P.S. Why explode? Because it’s a two-fer. Global Warmism AND Iraq.

By: ILoveCapitalism

ILoveCapitalism — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:28:53 +0000

This should make some lefties’ heads explode: Snow Falls in Baghdad.

Yup – Global Warming! Dastardly Bush!

By: Bruce (GayPatriot)

Bruce (GayPatriot) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:23:05 +0000

Chase (#4) — At least we can agree on this topic!!

By: ThatGayConservative

ThatGayConservative — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:53:38 +0000

#9
Yeah, but you also have to sign up a bunch of other people to come to the “meetings” to. I’ll stick to my Amway and Cutco, thank you very much.

By: Vince P

Vince P — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:39:53 +0000

LOL.. That was pretty good Bishop.

Reminds me of this radio commercial thats’ been on recently about how you can open a internet store on your computer and just rake tens of thousands of dollars a month and dont need to actually do anything to earn it.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:35:17 +0000

I respectfully disagree with your view of carbon credits.

I myself started a business called ‘CarbonGone’ in which I hold lectures that teach people how to make thousands of dollars a month by selling carbon credits in their free time. And you never have to leave your house!

If you like, I can send you a free DVD that will explain everything in detail and get you started on the path to a life of luxury and ease. The two-disc set is free, all you need to do is pay $79.99 for shipping.

Don’t delay, there are literally thousands of your neighbors who are already earning in the high eight digits with this can’t-miss program.

Call “1-800-HIL-ARRY today!

By: Etain

Etain — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:12:32 +0000

This seems like a great way to separate the ignorant (liberals) from their money. Is that so wrong?

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:59:11 +0000

We can do the kids one better – homework offsets.

For a small fee, instructors will overlook missed assignments by marking down another student.

By: Gene in Pennsylvania

Gene in Pennsylvania — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:05:05 +0000

Please don’t undercut this carbon offset strategy. It is very successful at beginning to think about lowering man’s contribution to destroying mother earth. It is only those deniers who take pot shots at those of us trying to save the planet for all of us. After all, if we start now our children will have a much cleaner and more productive life. Full of happiness and joy. I have started my own carbon offset company…if you wish to join the fight and help the children, please start by sending $100 to fund my company. grpcleanupearth.net

By: Crow

Crow — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:54:17 +0000

Guess what it takes to earn dollars, even if they’re just worthless pieces of paper being spat out of the Fed’s printing presses? Fuel. Guess what a probable byproduct of refining, processing and transmitting this fuel is? CO2. Oops?

Nevermind that CO2 is a highly lagging indicator of global warming, it looks like they don’t teach basic global science or chemistry; which would detract from “Humans are Evil and Must Die” field of studies.

By: Chase

Chase — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:20:58 +0000

I do not support carbon offsets. If one truly wished to use less energy, a better alternative would be to walk to a grocery store or such. Not only does that save energy, you also save yourself a bit of money, rather than sending money to someone else. Carbon offsets are a ponzi scheme to capitalize on one’s liberal guilt.

By: Synova

Synova — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:33:56 +0000

Carbon credits and offsets are aptly compared to purchasing indulgences.

For those who don’t believe in sin to begin with or have no concept of what an indulgence was or the purpose or situations where they were sold perhaps it would work to compare carbon credits and offsets to dieting.

What I eat is what I eat and the results are the same. Paying a skinny person so that I can eat her pizza does not *reduce* in any way shape or form any fatness from the world. It just *doesn’t*.

By: MikeInSedona

MikeInSedona — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:39:17 +0000

Carbon Offsets: even less valuable than the American dollar.

Offsets would be hillarious if the idea weren’t gaining followers …sort of like Scientology. Still, I can’t believe people over age 23 will fall for the carbon offset BS, or any of its various, hillarious, associated money-making schemes. Then again, there IS a sucker born every minute. Let’s hope our Senators don’t fall into that category. Fingers crossed.

By: Vince P

Vince P — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:15:44 +0000

Are the bizarre letters deliberate?