*Cue sinister music*
*Global Warming, with dark cape flowing behind, enters from the left*
“DAMN THAT TED TURNER!”, exclaims Global Warming as the birds shriek and thunder rolls over the dark skies behind him.
We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals. — Ted Turner, April 1, 2008 on PBS’ “Charlie Rose Show.”
Global Warming continues to rant violently: “How the hell am I supposed to destroy Earth and all of mankind in 10 years when these frikkin morons like Al Gore and Ted Turner keep giving away my playbook? For crying out loud, the cannibalism thing was my Secret Weapon.”
“Damn Ted Turner…. Damn him to the Future Earth which will be worse than Hell!”
Whew, you don’t want to get on the bad side of Global Warming, do you?