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GayPatriot Scores One on Annoying TSA Agent

May 14, 2008 by GayPatriot

The following takes place between 11AM and Noon Eastern Time:

GayPatriot to TSA Supervisor: Hi.  I’m curious to know why Orlando International is the only airport that doesn’t pull CPAP machines for extra screening.

TSA Supervisor:  Uh, which lane did you come through?

GP:  That one. (*points*)Â

To be honest, the agents seemed more interested in socializing with each other than with paying attention.

TSA Supervisor:  I’ll be right back.

We, The People – 1
Mindless Bureaucrats – 0

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Post 9-11 America, Travel

Comments

  1. iamnot says

    May 14, 2008 at 12:16 pm - May 14, 2008

    You made me google cpap.
    Good job on all counts.

  2. ILoveCapitalism says

    May 14, 2008 at 1:08 pm - May 14, 2008

    I don’t get it. You *want* them to pull your CPAP machine for extra screening?

  3. Julie the Jarhead says

    May 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm - May 14, 2008

    I had to look it up, too.

    It looks like an electronic urinal.

  4. Peter Hughes says

    May 14, 2008 at 2:46 pm - May 14, 2008

    And to think that we have these people on the federal payroll.

    Can you say “deregulation,” class?

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  5. Bruce (GayPatriot) says

    May 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm - May 14, 2008

    ILC — Of course I DON’T…. but I also wondered why every single other airport TSA security checkpoint in the USA DOES make me haul it out.

    The flirty TSA agent was too busy hitting on her co-worker to do her job.

    I have to have small wins against Big Government when I see them 🙂

  6. LifeTrek says

    May 14, 2008 at 7:00 pm - May 14, 2008

    I’m confused — I thought you complained earlier about it being pulled all the time.

    I would have walked on my merry way whistling a happy tune.
    DKK

  7. ThatGayConservative says

    May 14, 2008 at 9:14 pm - May 14, 2008

    You were in MCO and you didn’t call?

    Harumph, harumph, harumph!

  8. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    May 14, 2008 at 10:00 pm - May 14, 2008

    Like most American service workers, private or public, they totally ignore their customers. While chatting on cell phones or they gossip with fellow employees. Nice huh.

  9. Kevin says

    May 15, 2008 at 11:24 pm - May 15, 2008

    5: Completely laughable since it was a conservative government that increased the Big Government you so despise.

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