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GayPatriot Scores One on Annoying TSA Agent

Posted by GayPatriot at 11:16 am - May 14, 2008.
Filed under: Post 9-11 America,Travel

The following takes place between 11AM and Noon Eastern Time:

GayPatriot to TSA Supervisor: Hi.  I’m curious to know why Orlando International is the only airport that doesn’t pull CPAP machines for extra screening.

TSA Supervisor:  Uh, which lane did you come through?

GP:  That one. (*points*) 

To be honest, the agents seemed more interested in socializing with each other than with paying attention.

TSA Supervisor:  I’ll be right back.

We, The People – 1
Mindless Bureaucrats – 0

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

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9 Comments

  1. You made me google cpap.
    Good job on all counts.

    Comment by iamnot — May 14, 2008 @ 12:16 pm - May 14, 2008

  2. I don’t get it. You *want* them to pull your CPAP machine for extra screening?

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — May 14, 2008 @ 1:08 pm - May 14, 2008

  3. I had to look it up, too.

    It looks like an electronic urinal.

    Comment by Julie the Jarhead — May 14, 2008 @ 1:38 pm - May 14, 2008

  4. And to think that we have these people on the federal payroll.

    Can you say “deregulation,” class?

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — May 14, 2008 @ 2:46 pm - May 14, 2008

  5. ILC — Of course I DON’T…. but I also wondered why every single other airport TSA security checkpoint in the USA DOES make me haul it out.

    The flirty TSA agent was too busy hitting on her co-worker to do her job.

    I have to have small wins against Big Government when I see them :)

    Comment by Bruce (GayPatriot) — May 14, 2008 @ 2:56 pm - May 14, 2008

  6. I’m confused — I thought you complained earlier about it being pulled all the time.

    I would have walked on my merry way whistling a happy tune.
    DKK

    Comment by LifeTrek — May 14, 2008 @ 7:00 pm - May 14, 2008

  7. You were in MCO and you didn’t call?

    Harumph, harumph, harumph!

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — May 14, 2008 @ 9:14 pm - May 14, 2008

  8. Like most American service workers, private or public, they totally ignore their customers. While chatting on cell phones or they gossip with fellow employees. Nice huh.

    Comment by Gene in Pennsylvania — May 14, 2008 @ 10:00 pm - May 14, 2008

  9. 5: Completely laughable since it was a conservative government that increased the Big Government you so despise.

    Comment by Kevin — May 15, 2008 @ 11:24 pm - May 15, 2008

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