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June 19, 2008 by GayPatriot

Mr. ManBearPig himself, Al Gore, has moved past his Nobel Prize fame and now earns a GayPatriot “Profile In Courage” Award for finally bothering to endorse Barack Obama for President.

Gore resisted efforts to elicit his endorsement during the Democratic primaries, but he announced Monday in a letter to supporters that he intends “to do whatever I can to make sure [Obama] is elected President of the United States.” He also solicited donations from members of AlGore.com on behalf of Obama — the first time, he said, that he has asked his supporters to give to a political campaign.

How noble and sincere this Mr. Gore is!   He…really…makes…me……. cry.   Shame on us for not allowing him to steal the 2000 Election in selected Florida counties!

Maybe Algore took so long to endorse Sen. Obama because he was too busy upgrading his energy-guzzling house in Nashville.  (h/t – Instapundit)

Since taking steps to make his home more environmentally-friendly last June, Gore devours an average of 17,768 kWh per month —1,638 kWh more energy per month than before the renovations — at a cost of $16,533. By comparison, the average American household consumes 11,040 kWh in an entire year, according to the Energy Information Administration.

Liberal Climate Change Regulations — designed only for you lowly working-class folk who cling to your God & your guns.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: 2008 Presidential Politics, American Embarrassments, American Self-Hatred, Annoying Celebrities, Bush-hatred, Environmental Wackos (ManBearPig), Leftist Nutjobs, Liberal Hypocrisy, Liberals, Post 9-11 America, We The People

Comments

  1. heliotrope says

    June 19, 2008 at 10:10 am - June 19, 2008

    Al Gore has no worries, his congregation will send love offerings and tributes to keep his sermons flowing. They want him to live in a big house in a gated community and to zip around in private jets. It makes them admire his cause and his eminence all that much more.

    Gore has tapped a gold mine in his special type of ministry and he has the bucks rolling in. Can it be long before we have an Al Gore University where his doxology reigns along with the Al Gore School of Environmental Law and the Al Gore School of Environmental Journalism and the Al Gore School of Green Business Administration and the Al Gore School of……..?

    Maybe he will start wearing the Jeremiah Wright robes of many colors while doing his Church Lady of the Environment naughty dance.

  2. Sean A says

    June 19, 2008 at 10:29 am - June 19, 2008

    Actually, it was the Obama campaign that asked Gore to wait until now to endorse him. They wanted to make sure they had some considerable room available under the bus to accommodate him for when the inevitable story was released of his epic hypocrisy 24 hours later. Obama’s crack team of campaign professionals would never stage such an event without first ducking under the bumper and asking Rev. Wright, Obama’s grandmother, Rezko etc. to “scootch over” and make some room just in case. It’s getting awfully crowded under there–Sandra Bullock can’t possibly keep it over 50mph much longer.

  3. Peter Hughes says

    June 19, 2008 at 11:01 am - June 19, 2008

    Oh, why should I care? After all, according to the Dhimmicrats, I’m a typical white person who clings to my guns and my religion. The only redeeming factor in their eyes is that I choose to sleep with men.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  4. Sean A says

    June 19, 2008 at 11:22 am - June 19, 2008

    Actually, Peter, the fact that you’re gay is just another strike against you, for which you should be ridiculed and driven out in shame. They’d rather you were some gun-totin’, religion-clingin’ straight dude than the Uncle Tom son-of-a-bitch traitor to your own people that you have (self-)hatefully chosen to be. To them, you’re a Jewish Nazi. They figure you beat yourself up in parking lots. Worst of the worst.

  5. Peter Hughes says

    June 19, 2008 at 12:45 pm - June 19, 2008

    #4 – Touche, Sean A. (Hey, that rhymes! Maybe now I can be a poet laureate!) 😉

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  6. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    June 19, 2008 at 1:54 pm - June 19, 2008

    I still don’t understand how Gore’s place uses THAT much electricity….is Smilin’ Al smelting aluminum for a hobby? …Splitting the atom?

  7. Trace Phelps says

    June 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm - June 19, 2008

    The Obama campaign may not be as swift as I thought it was. Unless the only purpose of the Detroit event was to rally the black vote, why would Obama want Al Gore to make the endorsement in Detroit. Gore is almost a sworn enemy of the auto industry and his enthusiasm for Obama couldn’t have helped Obama very much among auto workers.

  8. American Elephant says

    June 19, 2008 at 9:19 pm - June 19, 2008

    Hey, that rhymes! Maybe now I can be a poet laureate

    throw in something about imperialist warmongering America raping the planet and maybe.

  9. American Elephant says

    June 19, 2008 at 10:13 pm - June 19, 2008

    #6 Oh, Al has been to our local celebrity, Bill Gates, home, (among other jillionaires) and even though his net worth is a fraction of Bills, he undoubtedly fancies himself a peer of one of the richest most powerful men on earth, so I’m sure he had to have all the same sort of goodies in his home. I’m sure Al probably had to have a “smart home” like Bill’s, where the lighting, music, atmospheric controls, artwork, etc, all follow you as you move through the house, where you can talk to the home, and tell it to run the washing machine or start the car, etc. I dunno what kinda energy computers use, but Im sure that would require a hefty amount of voltage.

    then of course theres the requisite heated pools and stuff. And like Bill, who had his own fish ladder installed, when you are both rich and a PC envirotool, you have to spend great quantities of money on unique architectural and landscaping features that show both how rich you are and how much you care about mother Earth — features that often times use up enormous quantities of energy and end up having a net detrimental effect, but nonetheless show how much you care.

    And then of course theres the ego-stroking features that are just to remind himself (and everyone else) how powerful he almost once was. I wouldnt be surprised if he made himself some sort of “situation room” similar to teh one in the White House with a wall of televisions playing news from all over the world, video conferencing and all the ego stroking technology he could muster.

    personal bowling alleys, movie theaters…. the rich can get very goofy with their homes. especially when you’re talking about a meglomaniacal Earth-saving superhero, bitter about all the power he almost had, and trying to keep up with much richer more powerful Joneses.

    LOl. sorry, for rambling, when I started I thought it would only be a sentence or two. but that was kinda fun. Kind of an architechtural psychoanalysis.

  10. ThatGayConservative says

    June 20, 2008 at 4:04 am - June 20, 2008

    The only redeeming factor in their eyes is that I choose to sleep with men.

    How many men are we talking about here?

  11. Peter Hughes says

    June 20, 2008 at 11:14 am - June 20, 2008

    #10 – Meet John Edwards.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  12. Vince P says

    June 20, 2008 at 6:06 pm - June 20, 2008

    John Edwards the faggot?

  13. ThatGayConservative says

    June 20, 2008 at 7:43 pm - June 20, 2008

    BOOSH!

  14. Attmay says

    June 23, 2008 at 9:15 am - June 23, 2008

    #8: You’re a shoo-in for a huge NEA grant.

    If Al Gore believes in “global warming”, why does he release so much hot air?

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