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George Carlin – Saving The Planet

June 26, 2008 by GayPatriot

Dan and I both agree this is a fitting GayPatriot tribute to the passing of George Carlin.

We are so self-important…. everyone is going to “save” something. The greatest arrogance of all: “Save The Planet”!

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I’m getting tired of that sh–. I’m tired of f–ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists; these white bourgeous liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos.

Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me. Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. It’s the people that are f–ed.

Bravo, George! RIP

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Climate Change (Global Warming), Environmental Wackos (ManBearPig), Free Speech, Leftist Nutjobs, Liberal Hypocrisy, Liberals, Post 9-11 America

Comments

  1. The Livewire says

    June 26, 2008 at 10:31 am - June 26, 2008

    I want that on a Bumper Sticker “Save the planet? The planet’s fine. It’s the people who are frakked.”

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    June 26, 2008 at 3:04 pm - June 26, 2008

    Heard that on Rush yesterday. I’ve heard that before, but forgot all about it. Was going to dig for the vid to send to TGCpartner. Thanks for doing the work.

    BOOSH!!

  3. Peter Hughes says

    June 26, 2008 at 5:07 pm - June 26, 2008

    Carlin was always ahead of his time. I remember seeing an old B&W episode of his first appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, where he imitated “Ed, the hippie dippy weatherman.”

    Priceless!

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  4. Mike says

    June 26, 2008 at 8:39 pm - June 26, 2008

    Oh, that was one of my FAVORITE Carlin rants. Even as someone who believes in climate change, it sums it all up for me. I laugh every time I hear it. Especially when he asserts that maybe the answer to the age old question “why are we here?” is “plastic.” The earth needed palstic and couldn’t create it, so here we are to make it.

  5. BeLinda says

    June 27, 2008 at 1:04 am - June 27, 2008

    I love Carlin, he will be greatly missed.

    And, it was a perfect tribute for him.

  6. Attmay says

    June 27, 2008 at 6:47 am - June 27, 2008

    Earth Day just happens to coincide with the birthday of Vladmir Lenin.

  7. Peter Hughes says

    June 27, 2008 at 11:55 am - June 27, 2008

    #6 – Coincidence? I think not.

    Today’s enviro-nitwits are “watermelons.” Green on the outside, red on the inside.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  8. Doctorf says

    June 27, 2008 at 5:03 pm - June 27, 2008

    Great website! George Carlin’s bombastic comments against the new “environmental religion” are just hilarious. We think we are so important and we are not.

  9. Pinky Bear says

    July 15, 2008 at 3:26 am - July 15, 2008

  10. Pinky Bear says

    July 15, 2008 at 3:27 am - July 15, 2008

    The saddest thing is that we kill people and fuck each over for a dollar. Save the Earth–Save the People–End War and Killing!

  11. Pinky Bear says

    July 15, 2008 at 3:29 am - July 15, 2008

    Watch this one. George Carlin

  12. Flu-Bird says

    November 15, 2009 at 9:43 pm - November 15, 2009

    I too am tired of all this SAVE THE EARTH crap or RECYCLE PAPER AND SAVE A TREE yeah SAVE THE TREES SO THEY CAN GET BURNED UP BY A FOREST FIRE or demanding we all stop driving and ride stupid bicycles to work or how were ruining the rainforests when we found out the SAVE THE RAINFORESTS campaign was a big rip offand how we need to reintroduce wolves into these areas INTRODUCE WOLVES INTO THE CITIES WHERE IGNORANT FLATLANDERS LIVE

  13. Quickly Go Gree says

    December 31, 2009 at 12:44 am - December 31, 2009

    Although I do think a lot of the tree hugger environmentalist out there take global warming and climate change a bit far, I also think that we should be doing more to conserve our planet. Especially common sense stuff like adjusting the thermostat, recycling, turning the lights off, etc. George Carlin may be right on with his rant, but it doesn’t hurt to take care of the area which you are living.

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