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Most Boring Press Release Ever.

Posted by GayPatriot at 9:54 pm - July 20, 2008.
Filed under: 2008 Presidential Politics

Haven’t we given Maine to Canada yet?

MANCHESTER, NH — U.S. Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign today announced the McCain 2008 Maine leadership team. These statewide and county leaders, representing all sixteen Maine counties, will work to bolster John McCain’s support within Maine. John McCain arrives in the state today and will campaign in South Portland on Monday at the Maine Military Museum.

Yawwwwwwwwwwn.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

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14 Comments

  1. McCain is boring. But he’s much better than Obama. I think would make things interesting in the Chinese sense of the term.

    Comment by Emily Nelson — July 20, 2008 @ 10:02 pm - July 20, 2008

  2. McSame is pretty boring. Period. Go Obama!

    Comment by Pinky Bear — July 20, 2008 @ 10:21 pm - July 20, 2008

  3. Hey! I’ll take all the liberal-bashing you want to dish out, but I’ll fight ya over disrespecting Maine! ;-)

    Comment by Mike — July 20, 2008 @ 10:29 pm - July 20, 2008

  4. I am back to square ONE – I am writing in RUDY!!!!!!

    Comment by PatriotMom — July 21, 2008 @ 7:53 am - July 21, 2008

  5. Southern Maine is beautiful — York, Ogunquit (what Provincetown used to be!), and Wells. The rest of the state to too big, and everything is too far from Boston.

    Comment by Julie the Jarhead — July 21, 2008 @ 8:52 am - July 21, 2008

  6. Hey, hey. Back off on dissing Maine! Even though Maine votes “blue”, there ARE conservatives here. Here is a great website from Maine conservatives: asmainegoes.com.
    Julie, about half of Maine’s population is within a 3 hour drive to Boston.

    Comment by Jimbo — July 21, 2008 @ 1:23 pm - July 21, 2008

  7. I dunno – I think I’d rather have boring than have someone with a God complex.

    In his victory speech upon winning the nomination, Obama declared it a great turning point in history — “generations from now we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment” — when, among other wonders, “the rise of the oceans began to slow.” As economist Irwin Stelzer noted in his London Daily Telegraph column, “Moses made the waters recede, but he had help.” Obama apparently works alone. – Charles Krauthammer, July 18th.

    Comment by Robert — July 21, 2008 @ 9:15 pm - July 21, 2008

  8. #7: Didn’t you get the memo? Obama can make climate change magically disappear. He can make our enemies, who have hated our guts for centuries and have been infighting amongst themselves for even longer, stop hating us merely by throwing Iraq to the wolves. He can turn the world on with his smile. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. He farts candy canes and his boogers cure cancer. He is a wonderful, magical man who is incapable of error. So it shouldn’t be hard for him to stop the rise of the oceans. That deadbeat Moses needed the assistance of “God,” but we now know there is no God but Obama. All hail St. Barry, he of Hyde Park!

    Comment by Attmay — July 21, 2008 @ 10:32 pm - July 21, 2008

  9. I think a certain household in North Carolina is asking for a hefty tariff on all future purchases of lobsters, blueberries, and, um, Stephen King novels. If we gave Maine to Canada, you know the first thing they’d do is send Mounties to Kennebunkport and turn the Bush compound into a maple syrup/methadone factory. Do you really want that on your hands, Bruce?

    By the way, if I had bothered to return any of the voicemails I got about it, I too could be on the John McMaine team. Sadly I could not commit to going door-to-door and being yelled at by my tolerant, socialist neighbors. When the Green Party has more representation than the Republicans, you know you’re just wasting every vote you make!

    Comment by Noah — July 22, 2008 @ 1:22 am - July 22, 2008

  10. Go Obama!

    Is this the “change” (from his site) we’re “hoping” for?

    The kike filth are trying to steal this election from us. But this is our time. The kike live in fear of peace. They fear happiness. The thought of people living happily in peace without killing each other frightens the horde of kike that runs our government. But when pieces of kike use their kike manipulation tactics to stop Barack, it is time to strike back. There is nothing a kike army can do when faced with progressive people who are determined to achieve peace. We will achieve lasting peace.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — July 22, 2008 @ 2:42 am - July 22, 2008

  11. #10: It may be gone from the LGF link, but you can still see it on the Nazi harridan’s dashboard page here (Not safe for anything):

    http://my.barackobama.com/page/dashboard/public/gFYxL

    Nazis for Obama. That’s a new one.

    Comment by Attmay — July 22, 2008 @ 2:51 am - July 22, 2008

  12. #11 – Well Attmay, they weren’t called “National Socialists” for nothing.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — July 22, 2008 @ 10:57 am - July 22, 2008

  13. Getting back on thread, I’m surprised that McCain is even getting any coverage since snObama is sucking up all the MSM oxygen on his “European Summer Vacation,” or as I like to call it, “Le Tour de Farce.”

    In fact, only one reporter covered McCain’s recent visit with Bush ’41. And the story itself is not even a page long.

    Bias? What liberal media bias? (SARC)

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — July 22, 2008 @ 12:59 pm - July 22, 2008

  14. Test.

    Comment by Vera Charles — July 29, 2008 @ 7:43 pm - July 29, 2008

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