On behalf of the millions of regular airline business travelers, this is a memo to all of you “sometimes travelers” in the airports lately:
Now hear this!Â Â Â First and most important, the airport terminals are not shopping malls.Â Â Casually strolling in the middle of the walkway areas is not welcome by those of us trying to get somewhere.Â Move your ass!
Second (and related) –Â to those of you traveling together:Â Airport terminals are not for line-dancing tryouts.Â Â STOP walking shoulder-to-shoulder.Â You are blocking everyone else from getting past you.Â Get a clue.
ToÂ you parents with kids:Â Keep them by your sides and under control so they don’t make the airport terminals an ever-changing obstacle course.
Finally, since the airlines are charging a lot for this, that and the other thing now — why don’t y’all just stay home until fuel prices go down a bit.Â Do us all a favor and help reduce your personal carbon footprint.