Yesterday, the nice left-winger sporting the Bush “Liar Liar Pants On Fireâ€ button on her shirt also spouted some venom against the Vice President of the United States. Â She told me that Dick Cheney was such a despicable man that even his wife doesn’t like him. Â In fact, she informed me, Lynne was suing him for divorce.
I told her I hadn’t heard such a thing. Â She said that I should check the news when I got home. Â Which I did, nothing came up.
Ever eager to investigate the truth, I e-mailed Mary Cheney and reported what this woman had said. Â She wrote back “First I’ve heard of it.”
I guess it’s such a big secret that only left-wingers in the know are aware of the Cheneys’ impending divorce. Â They haven’t even told their daughter!