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Virginia’s War Against Litter

September 16, 2008 by Average Gay Joe

Now for something completely different: a moment of levity in this grueling campaign season…

Drivers beware: the Commonwealth is now enlisting “angry Rednecks” into its anti-litter brigades (or are they battalions, Senator Biden?) so throwing trash on the road may become an even greater risk to one’s health! Remember, these “bitter” folks “cling to guns or religion” so won’t have any problem taking care of scofflaws. In the name of Jesus of course.

Spotted this sign today on a country road whilst driving around. Pretty damn funny!

— John (Average Gay Joe)

Filed Under: Humor

Comments

  1. Yomi Mizuhara says

    September 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm - September 16, 2008

    Angry rednecks are the true environmentalists. And they’re good people. And the sign is frickin’ hilarious.

  2. michael says

    September 16, 2008 at 9:09 pm - September 16, 2008

    how come i don’t get email from jesus???

  3. TPG says

    September 16, 2008 at 11:34 pm - September 16, 2008

    Although I am a very calm redneck, I also oppose litter.

  4. John Waggy says

    September 17, 2008 at 1:48 am - September 17, 2008

    # 2.
    michael, why don’t you just ask Him?

  5. Sean A says

    September 17, 2008 at 2:15 am - September 17, 2008

    #2: For the same reason none of your latino ex-boyfriends will speak to you. Because you emptied his bank account and gave him crabs.

  6. The Livewire says

    September 17, 2008 at 9:50 am - September 17, 2008

    I now have this as my wallpaper at work.

  7. John says

    September 17, 2008 at 1:52 pm - September 17, 2008

    Yomi: I can say from personal experience working with and being friends with such folks that they are no better and no worse than anyone else. Some fit the stereotype of being intolerant, ignorant and violent hicks while others are some of the best folks you could ever hope to meet.

    Livewire: Glad you liked it, it cracked me up when I saw it. Any locals who saw me probably shook their heads at the crazy “city-boy” (ex-urbs, actually) turning around, stopping on the side of the road and snapping a photo while laughing at the amusing sign. Ah well. I aim to amuse as well as please at times. 😉

  8. Yomi Mizuhara says

    September 17, 2008 at 11:43 pm - September 17, 2008

    It’s all up to the people, John. Your point is valid and well taken. Good show, ol’ chap.

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