Obama, Who Art In Heaven….
I just have to…. I can’t stop myself from doing it….. here it is…. (h/t – Michigan-Matt who saw it in comments section at American Spectator.)
Please join me in prayer:
Heil Obama, who art in Washington,
Hallowed be your Fame.
Your kingdom won.
Your will be done,
In the red states as it is in Congress.
Give us this day our mortgage paid.
And forgive us our conservative talk radio,
As we condemn those who speak out against You.
And lead us not into great depression,
But deliver us from the evil Bush.
For Yours is the kingdom,
and the media, and the podium,
for at least another 4 years.
Amen.
Ah, the Liberal Prayer for Bigger Government.
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
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Flophouse of incompetence – Laura I’s quote.
Robert Gibbs – “Mrs. Doubtfire” look a like
I love it..
Comment by PatriotMom — February 18, 2009 @ 7:41 am - February 18, 2009
Must tape that to my mirror and say it along with my daily affirmations.
Comment by ousslander — February 18, 2009 @ 8:19 am - February 18, 2009
projection much?
Comment by gillie — February 18, 2009 @ 8:20 am - February 18, 2009
yeah, but we’re used to it from you gillie, so we let you slide.
Comment by The Livewire — February 18, 2009 @ 8:26 am - February 18, 2009
LOL
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — February 18, 2009 @ 9:36 am - February 18, 2009
It has come to this: Vladimir Putin and Chinese Communists Think American Democrats Have Become Too Socialist. This sounds like an Onion headline. It isn’t.
Comment by V the K — February 18, 2009 @ 9:46 am - February 18, 2009
One of the more important verses from the Book of Obama:
“…and on the Day of HopeNChange the very internet firewalls and routers will call out: ‘Oh Liberal FCC Fairness Warrior, there is a conservative hiding behind me. Come and disconnect him.’”
Comment by pst314 — February 18, 2009 @ 10:12 am - February 18, 2009
Now THAT is freakin’ hilarious!
I can just see either Jeremiah Wright or Bob Phleager (sp) intoning this ditty to the swooning masses.
FYI – After reading comments on other sites such as “Obama is the true meaning of America,” I am reminded of another quote from the 1930’s: “Deutchland ist Hitler und Hitler ist Deutchland”. These statements were also made with tears in the eyes of the utterers, and with so-called “national pride.”
Chew on that one.
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — February 18, 2009 @ 10:27 am - February 18, 2009
You like seeing my head explode, don’t you?
Comment by Charon — February 18, 2009 @ 11:01 am - February 18, 2009
I wuv it, Charon
Comment by GayPatriot — February 18, 2009 @ 1:44 pm - February 18, 2009
seriously…..you’ve all got room to talk given the way you all cream over Reagan, as if he were a saint.
Comment by Kevin — February 18, 2009 @ 8:23 pm - February 18, 2009
I don’t recall teachers forcing schoolchildren to sing hymns to Reagan, but maybe in Kevin’s fantasy world where Republican extermination squads murder gays at will, there might have been such a thing.
Comment by V the K — February 18, 2009 @ 8:44 pm - February 18, 2009
12: Yes, and in your fantasy world, you latch on to incorrect information and repeat it ad nauseum until you believe its the truth. that’s pretty whacked.
Comment by Kevin — February 18, 2009 @ 9:13 pm - February 18, 2009
Me? Make up stuff? That’s unpossible.
Comment by V the K — February 18, 2009 @ 9:58 pm - February 18, 2009
BRILLIANT!
The author deserves an award.
Comment by Classical Liberal Dave — February 19, 2009 @ 12:04 am - February 19, 2009
#13 – “Yes, and in your fantasy world, you latch on to incorrect information and repeat it ad nauseum until you believe its the truth.”
Pot, meet kettle.
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — February 19, 2009 @ 10:56 am - February 19, 2009
#12 – Maybe Kevvie’s next trip should be to Iran or sharia-controlled parts of the Middle East, where he can see how well he will be treated as a gay man.
Talk about a rude awakening.
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — February 19, 2009 @ 11:06 am - February 19, 2009
There are many ways to criticize President Obama, Bruce. Is it really necessary to abuse one of the most sacred prayers of the Christian faith? Shame on you.
Comment by Lee — February 19, 2009 @ 11:17 am - February 19, 2009
#17 – Lee, here’s a word for you to go look up: SATIRE.
Regards,
Peter H.
Comment by Peter Hughes — February 19, 2009 @ 4:31 pm - February 19, 2009
That’s really fucking stupid. No wonder you like it.
Comment by Keith Griffin — February 20, 2009 @ 11:01 am - February 20, 2009
That’sObama’s really fucking stupid. No wonder you likeithim.Fixed it for ya.
Comment by Attmay — February 20, 2009 @ 5:14 pm - February 20, 2009