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Obama, Who Art In Heaven….

February 18, 2009 by GayPatriot

I just have to…. I can’t stop myself from doing it….. here it is…. (h/t – Michigan-Matt who saw it in comments section at American Spectator.)

Please join me in prayer:
Heil Obama, who art in Washington,
Hallowed be your Fame.
Your kingdom won.
Your will be done,
In the red states as it is in Congress.
Give us this day our mortgage paid.
And forgive us our conservative talk radio,
As we condemn those who speak out against You.
And lead us not into great depression,
But deliver us from the evil Bush.
For Yours is the kingdom,
and the media, and the podium,
for at least another 4 years.
Amen.

Ah, the Liberal Prayer for Bigger Government.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Arrogance of the Liberal Elites, Bush-hatred, Leftist Nutjobs, Liberal Hypocrisy, Liberal Intolerance, Liberals, National Politics, Obama Watch, Obama Worship & Indoctrination

Comments

  1. PatriotMom says

    February 18, 2009 at 7:41 am - February 18, 2009

    Flophouse of incompetence – Laura I’s quote.
    Robert Gibbs – “Mrs. Doubtfire” look a like

    I love it..

  2. ousslander says

    February 18, 2009 at 8:19 am - February 18, 2009

    Must tape that to my mirror and say it along with my daily affirmations.

  3. gillie says

    February 18, 2009 at 8:20 am - February 18, 2009

    projection much?

  4. The Livewire says

    February 18, 2009 at 8:26 am - February 18, 2009

    yeah, but we’re used to it from you gillie, so we let you slide.

  5. ILoveCapitalism says

    February 18, 2009 at 9:36 am - February 18, 2009

    LOL πŸ™‚

  6. V the K says

    February 18, 2009 at 9:46 am - February 18, 2009

    It has come to this: Vladimir Putin and Chinese Communists Think American Democrats Have Become Too Socialist. This sounds like an Onion headline. It isn’t.

  7. pst314 says

    February 18, 2009 at 10:12 am - February 18, 2009

    One of the more important verses from the Book of Obama:

    “…and on the Day of HopeNChange the very internet firewalls and routers will call out: ‘Oh Liberal FCC Fairness Warrior, there is a conservative hiding behind me. Come and disconnect him.'”

  8. Peter Hughes says

    February 18, 2009 at 10:27 am - February 18, 2009

    Now THAT is freakin’ hilarious!

    I can just see either Jeremiah Wright or Bob Phleager (sp) intoning this ditty to the swooning masses.

    FYI – After reading comments on other sites such as “Obama is the true meaning of America,” I am reminded of another quote from the 1930’s: “Deutchland ist Hitler und Hitler ist Deutchland”. These statements were also made with tears in the eyes of the utterers, and with so-called “national pride.”

    Chew on that one.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  9. Charon says

    February 18, 2009 at 11:01 am - February 18, 2009

    You like seeing my head explode, don’t you? πŸ™‚

  10. GayPatriot says

    February 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm - February 18, 2009

    I wuv it, Charon πŸ™‚

  11. Kevin says

    February 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm - February 18, 2009

    seriously…..you’ve all got room to talk given the way you all cream over Reagan, as if he were a saint.

  12. V the K says

    February 18, 2009 at 8:44 pm - February 18, 2009

    I don’t recall teachers forcing schoolchildren to sing hymns to Reagan, but maybe in Kevin’s fantasy world where Republican extermination squads murder gays at will, there might have been such a thing.

  13. Kevin says

    February 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm - February 18, 2009

    12: Yes, and in your fantasy world, you latch on to incorrect information and repeat it ad nauseum until you believe its the truth. that’s pretty whacked.

  14. V the K says

    February 18, 2009 at 9:58 pm - February 18, 2009

    Me? Make up stuff? That’s unpossible.

  15. Classical Liberal Dave says

    February 19, 2009 at 12:04 am - February 19, 2009

    BRILLIANT!

    The author deserves an award. πŸ™‚

  16. Peter Hughes says

    February 19, 2009 at 10:56 am - February 19, 2009

    #13 – “Yes, and in your fantasy world, you latch on to incorrect information and repeat it ad nauseum until you believe its the truth.”

    Pot, meet kettle.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  17. Peter Hughes says

    February 19, 2009 at 11:06 am - February 19, 2009

    #12 – Maybe Kevvie’s next trip should be to Iran or sharia-controlled parts of the Middle East, where he can see how well he will be treated as a gay man.

    Talk about a rude awakening.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  18. Lee says

    February 19, 2009 at 11:17 am - February 19, 2009

    There are many ways to criticize President Obama, Bruce. Is it really necessary to abuse one of the most sacred prayers of the Christian faith? Shame on you.

  19. Peter Hughes says

    February 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm - February 19, 2009

    #17 – Lee, here’s a word for you to go look up: SATIRE.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  20. Keith Griffin says

    February 20, 2009 at 11:01 am - February 20, 2009

    That’s really fucking stupid. No wonder you like it.

  21. Attmay says

    February 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm - February 20, 2009

    ThatÒ€ℒs Obama’s really fucking stupid. No wonder you like it him.

    Fixed it for ya.

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