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John Kerry Reinforces His Title as “Jackass of the Senate”

Please note that if I had written or said something similar about a nation’s governor or, God forbid, the Supreme Leader Obama, I’d be getting a visit today by Gestapo Janet’s thugs from DHS.  John Kerry ‘jokes’ about Sanford/Palin. (h/t – The Corner)

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

The Democratic-centric crowd laughed.

Ha, ha, ha.  Oh, that’s so funny.  I’m buckling over with haughty laugher.  How original, too – a Democrat demeaning a woman.  And he is such a moron, he had to remind people that he was talking about Palin.  Or maybe that says more about Democrats in Massachusetts?

Thank God this man will never be President.  Although you may have heard that he served in Vietnam.

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

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  1. That is interesting. The essence of Kerry’s joke-as-reported is, “Wouldn’t it be great if Sarah Palin disappeared; if something bad happened to her?” And who thinks like that, about anybody? It’s just dumb, more than anything. And are Democrats really that obsessed with Palin? Is she such a threat – or, are they that easily threatened?

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — June 25, 2009 @ 10:09 am - June 25, 2009

  2. I Love Capitalism asks: “…are Democrats really that obsessed with Palin? Is she such a threat – or, are they that easily threatened?”

    Yes. Yes. And Yes.

    And, as for Kerry… has there ever been a politician more haughty, more smug, and more lacking in humor?

    Other than Obama, I mean?

    Comment by jana — June 25, 2009 @ 11:00 am - June 25, 2009

  3. Birds of a feather…..Kerry & Obama.
    Is that a veiled threat?????
    Having John Heinz money doesn’t mean he has his class.
    What an AH!!!!

    Comment by PatriotMom — June 25, 2009 @ 11:43 am - June 25, 2009

  4. Meanwhile the attacks on her children continues. Here is the official response from her office about defacing the picture of Trig.

    Best line, a subtle attack on obama – who demands his family be off limits but is silent on this one,

    Babies and children are off limits. It is past time to restore decency in politics and real tolerance for all Americans. The Obama Administration sets the moral compass for its party. We ask that special needs children be loved, respected and accepted and that this type of degeneracy be condemned.”

    http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=96031513434&ref=nf

    The Dems are terrified of this woman, which is why the attacks have become so vile.

    Comment by Leah — June 25, 2009 @ 11:44 am - June 25, 2009

  5. Yeah, that “joke” was totally inappropriate. Jackass may be too generous to describe Kerry here.

    I Love Capitalism asks: “…are Democrats really that obsessed with Palin? Is she such a threat – or, are they that easily threatened?”

    My answers are: Some, No, Some. With Kerry apparently belonging to the some category.

    Comment by Pat — June 25, 2009 @ 12:55 pm - June 25, 2009

  6. Wait… Kerry was in Vietnam? He should have told someone. He’d have beaten Bush back in ‘04 if only more people knew that John F’n Kerry was in Vietnam.

    Comment by Vic — June 25, 2009 @ 2:16 pm - June 25, 2009

  7. What a twit.

    Comment by CattusMagnus — June 25, 2009 @ 2:28 pm - June 25, 2009

  8. You say that he served in Vietnam. Tennis? Canapes? Jail time?

    Comment by heliotrope — June 25, 2009 @ 2:38 pm - June 25, 2009

  9. John Kerry is the senior douche-bag senator from Massachusetts! Thank god he didnt get the Sec. of State job he was angling for!

    Comment by Eric — June 25, 2009 @ 3:41 pm - June 25, 2009

  10. “And are Democrats really that obsessed with Palin? Is she such a threat – or, are they that easily threatened?”

    … or that foolish?

    There are three people even I would not want to pi$$ off:

    Judge Judy
    Beth Chapman
    Sarah Palin

    Comment by Julie the Jarhead — June 25, 2009 @ 4:11 pm - June 25, 2009

  11. And who thinks like that, about anybody?

    The kind of a-hole who would give himself medals.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — June 25, 2009 @ 4:23 pm - June 25, 2009

  12. To be fair, he told the joke before we knew he was having an affair, back when we just thought he had died or something. So of course it’s totally not inappropriate. Just like it’s not inappropriate to joke about children of people you don’t like being raped as long as the child you meant to refer to is slightly over 18.

    Comment by jordin — June 25, 2009 @ 7:26 pm - June 25, 2009

  13. The Republican Party would be happy if the Governor of Alaska went missing.

    Comment by Mitchell Blatt — June 25, 2009 @ 8:41 pm - June 25, 2009

  14. John F-ing Kerry – a truly loathsome human being.

    Comment by SoCalRobert — June 25, 2009 @ 9:01 pm - June 25, 2009

  15. The haughty John Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) seems to have a problem with his pandering attempts at “humor”. It wasn’t that long ago when he informed another audience that anyone not bright enough “…could always join the military”. Yes, sir, Kerry is a class-act all the way.

    Comment by jonnot — June 26, 2009 @ 9:03 am - June 26, 2009

  16. #14: Ditto, SoCalRobert. Kerry is truly loathsome. He’s so pathetic that even with the liberal stranglehold on Washington these days, he can only make the papers when one of his trademark unfunny “jokes” belly flops with a sufficiently loud THUD. He is irrelevant garbage–unqualified to hold Sarah Palin’s purse. In contrast, class act Palin is spending her day visiting US troops in Kosovo and then heading to Germany to visit wounded soldiers.

    http://www.conservatives4palin.com/2009/06/video-palin-addressing-troops-in-kosovo.html

    Comment by Sean A — June 26, 2009 @ 11:03 am - June 26, 2009

  17. KERRY WAS IN NAM FOR 6 WEEKS AND GAVE HIM SELF 10 METALS .
    WHAT A PEACE OF SH-T

    Comment by terry penna. — June 29, 2009 @ 5:21 pm - June 29, 2009

  18. Now it would seem that Kerry is a fortune teller. She’s doing everyone a favor and leaving office in three weeks. There really is Christmas in July!!!

    Comment by Aydrian — July 6, 2009 @ 3:10 am - July 6, 2009

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