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Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!

October 9, 2009 by Average Gay Joe

Yes we HE can!

Feel free to post in the comments any and all other “Certificates of Participation and Badges of Effort” that The One needs to be decorated with to keep “hope and change” alive.

(h/t – Ace of Spades)

— John (Average Gay Joe)

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Comments

  1. CBNuttree says

    October 9, 2009 at 7:31 pm - October 9, 2009

    Perhaps we should give him an Oscar Award for the amazing amount of time he spends on TV with the Press and the Comedy Buffoons laughing it up.

  2. ThatGayConservative says

    October 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm - October 9, 2009

    I heard on the radio that he spent all day playing basketball at the new WH court we paid for (shovel ready job?). While troops are dying in Afghanistan, apparently he’s gunning for the NBA Championship.

  3. CBNuttree says

    October 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm - October 9, 2009

    Oscar Award for the astounding amount of time he spends on TV laughing it up with the Comedy buffoons. I happen to think that the jokes on him. Even his own supporters are scratching their heads.

  4. John in Dublin CA says

    October 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm - October 9, 2009

    See my comment on Dan’s last post. How about MVP in the World Series?? We know how well he can throw a girlie pitch.

  5. John says

    October 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm - October 9, 2009

    Box Turtle Bulletin:

    “If we are now presenting awards based on intentions and promises rather than on actions and accomplishments, then no doubt the Human Rights Campaign will be awarding the President on Saturday with the Fierce Advocate Award.”

  6. John says

    October 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm - October 9, 2009

    DrewM from Ace of Spades:

    “BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”

  7. SoCalRobert says

    October 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm - October 9, 2009

    How about the Nobel Prize for Physics – Alchemy.

    BHO was able to turn a thin resume into a presidency.

    Or the Mary Tyler Moore award: Able to turn the world on with a smile.

  8. PatriotMom says

    October 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm - October 9, 2009

    How about People Mag’s “Sexiest Man Alive?

  9. Steven E. Kalbach says

    October 9, 2009 at 9:13 pm - October 9, 2009

    How about the “purple heart” for all his virtual combat missions?

  10. ThatGayConservative says

    October 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm - October 9, 2009

    “BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”

    That would be the Barack Impala by the makers of the Chevy BillAyers. Goes from 0-60 in 6 seconds in reverse. Perfect for a quick retreat from your moral mentor’s beliefs. Comes with excess baggage cargo space. Runs on empty rhetoric.

    http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/dzgf-MuxUapE3a8AGwb6pQ?feat=directlink

  11. Throbert McGee says

    October 10, 2009 at 12:15 am - October 10, 2009

    As long as we’re nominating Obama for sports awards, how about the Stanley Cup? That could go a long way towards breaking the shameful silence on the under-representation of African-Americans in the NHL.

  12. ThatGayConservative says

    October 10, 2009 at 1:03 am - October 10, 2009

    As long as we’re nominating Obama for sports awards, how about the Stanley Cup?

    Nah. That would make the Canadians feel bad.

  13. The Other Peter H says

    October 10, 2009 at 1:19 am - October 10, 2009

    Consumer Reports “Best Buy”

    MTV Award (but I’m sure that one isn’t far away)

    Official canonization by Pope Benedict (in the same ceremony with Mother Theresa and John Paul II)

    The next Rock Star game

  14. thestraightaussie says

    October 10, 2009 at 2:03 am - October 10, 2009

    How about the Australian TV Gold Logie. This is awarded to the “best performer” on TV…… “performer” might be the correct word for those speeches where he knew he was lying.

  15. American Elephant says

    October 10, 2009 at 6:23 am - October 10, 2009

    Best Actress at the Academy Awards!

    perhaps he should win Eurovision too!

    Hmmm, I may have to get busy with some photoshops….

  16. jax dancer says

    October 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm - October 10, 2009

    #15 – is a logie anything like a loogie?

  17. Paul says

    October 10, 2009 at 10:41 pm - October 10, 2009

    (from Ann Althouse)

    Q: Why didn’t BHO win the Nobel Prize for Literature?
    A: Because he wrote two books.

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