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Help Obama win the Heisman Trophy!

Posted by Average Gay Joe at 7:26 pm - October 9, 2009.
Filed under: Random Thoughts

Yes we HE can!

Feel free to post in the comments any and all other “Certificates of Participation and Badges of Effort” that The One needs to be decorated with to keep “hope and change” alive.

(h/t – Ace of Spades)

— John (Average Gay Joe)

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  1. Perhaps we should give him an Oscar Award for the amazing amount of time he spends on TV with the Press and the Comedy Buffoons laughing it up.

    Comment by CBNuttree — October 9, 2009 @ 7:31 pm - October 9, 2009

  2. I heard on the radio that he spent all day playing basketball at the new WH court we paid for (shovel ready job?). While troops are dying in Afghanistan, apparently he’s gunning for the NBA Championship.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — October 9, 2009 @ 7:32 pm - October 9, 2009

  3. Oscar Award for the astounding amount of time he spends on TV laughing it up with the Comedy buffoons. I happen to think that the jokes on him. Even his own supporters are scratching their heads.

    Comment by CBNuttree — October 9, 2009 @ 7:39 pm - October 9, 2009

  4. See my comment on Dan’s last post. How about MVP in the World Series?? We know how well he can throw a girlie pitch.

    Comment by John in Dublin CA — October 9, 2009 @ 7:46 pm - October 9, 2009

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    Pingback by Help Obama Win the Heisman Trophy! « American Elephants — October 9, 2009 @ 7:49 pm - October 9, 2009

  6. Box Turtle Bulletin:

    “If we are now presenting awards based on intentions and promises rather than on actions and accomplishments, then no doubt the Human Rights Campaign will be awarding the President on Saturday with the Fierce Advocate Award.”

    Comment by John — October 9, 2009 @ 8:10 pm - October 9, 2009

  7. DrewM from Ace of Spades:

    “BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”

    Comment by John — October 9, 2009 @ 8:12 pm - October 9, 2009

  8. How about the Nobel Prize for Physics – Alchemy.

    BHO was able to turn a thin resume into a presidency.

    Or the Mary Tyler Moore award: Able to turn the world on with a smile.

    Comment by SoCalRobert — October 9, 2009 @ 8:25 pm - October 9, 2009

  9. How about People Mag’s “Sexiest Man Alive?

    Comment by PatriotMom — October 9, 2009 @ 8:51 pm - October 9, 2009

  10. How about the “purple heart” for all his virtual combat missions?

    Comment by Steven E. Kalbach — October 9, 2009 @ 9:13 pm - October 9, 2009

  11. “BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”

    That would be the Barack Impala by the makers of the Chevy BillAyers. Goes from 0-60 in 6 seconds in reverse. Perfect for a quick retreat from your moral mentor’s beliefs. Comes with excess baggage cargo space. Runs on empty rhetoric.

    http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/dzgf-MuxUapE3a8AGwb6pQ?feat=directlink

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — October 9, 2009 @ 11:33 pm - October 9, 2009

  12. As long as we’re nominating Obama for sports awards, how about the Stanley Cup? That could go a long way towards breaking the shameful silence on the under-representation of African-Americans in the NHL.

    Comment by Throbert McGee — October 10, 2009 @ 12:15 am - October 10, 2009

  13. As long as we’re nominating Obama for sports awards, how about the Stanley Cup?

    Nah. That would make the Canadians feel bad.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — October 10, 2009 @ 1:03 am - October 10, 2009

  14. Consumer Reports “Best Buy”

    MTV Award (but I’m sure that one isn’t far away)

    Official canonization by Pope Benedict (in the same ceremony with Mother Theresa and John Paul II)

    The next Rock Star game

    Comment by The Other Peter H — October 10, 2009 @ 1:19 am - October 10, 2009

  15. How about the Australian TV Gold Logie. This is awarded to the “best performer” on TV…… “performer” might be the correct word for those speeches where he knew he was lying.

    Comment by thestraightaussie — October 10, 2009 @ 2:03 am - October 10, 2009

  16. Best Actress at the Academy Awards!

    perhaps he should win Eurovision too!

    Hmmm, I may have to get busy with some photoshops….

    Comment by American Elephant — October 10, 2009 @ 6:23 am - October 10, 2009

  17. #15 – is a logie anything like a loogie?

    Comment by jax dancer — October 10, 2009 @ 1:57 pm - October 10, 2009

  18. (from Ann Althouse)

    Q: Why didn’t BHO win the Nobel Prize for Literature?
    A: Because he wrote two books.

    Comment by Paul — October 10, 2009 @ 10:41 pm - October 10, 2009

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