Today is the day. It is a festivus “for da rest of us”!
Grab your aluminum pole, tape recorder and start thinking up your family grievances to air tonight at the dinner table!
Happy Festivus to you and yours from all of us at GayPatriot!!
-Bruce (GayPatriot)
Oh. Crap. I’m working on Festivus.
Go on strike!
I already tried. My boss fired me. But, since I own my business and am my own boss, it’s a pointless exercise!!! 🙂
PS. In case you didn’t know, my employee is a lazy bastard, spending too much time on the internet writing blogs, and boss is a cheap bastard and an ass to boot!!! I NEVER get a raise to adjust for cost of living! 🙂
I’m inviting Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer over for a big turkey dinner with all the trimmings.
Family grievances, there are so many.
Not sure where to begin
Never did like that show. Yeah there were a few good lines, but that was about it.
So…what do you do? you get in too expressing your family grievances then start hitting each other with the aluminum pole?
My family does that anyhow… well minus the pole… Ok one year there was the hurling of 3 pounds of frozen sausage… lucky I ducked…
Then there’s the Feast of Alvis. “He killed for your sins”.