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God Weighs In On Climategate

December 25, 2009 by GayPatriot

Now who knew that The Almighty had such a great sense of humor.  He celebrates the Climategate hoax debacle on his Son’s birthday!

Two-Thirds Of USA Has White Christmas – via DRUDGE REPORT

nsm_depth_2009122505_NationalHe’s funny, ain’t He?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: Climate Change (Global Warming)

Comments

  1. chad says

    December 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm - December 25, 2009

    Sadly, no amount of snow and cold will ever shut these fools up. What I’d really like for Christmas next year is for these hypocritical, smarter-than-thou climate “scientists” and their allies in government and the media to just go away and leave me alone. (The 2010 elections will be a good start in that direction, to be sure. I don’t think we’ll see liberals/Democrats pulling away from global warming nonsense yet, but at least some Republicans—Sen. Inhofe in particular—are becoming more courageous in not drinking the kool-aid.)

  2. Steven E. Kalbach says

    December 25, 2009 at 6:47 pm - December 25, 2009

    Yup, we had 13 inches of snow on Wednesday/Thursday. Today, the wind is blowing it around.

  3. Jax Dancer says

    December 25, 2009 at 7:12 pm - December 25, 2009

    We were at 70 F at 6:45 am, alternating rain and bright sunshine, we’re still very balmy. . .

    Oh, wait, we’ve been this way for the last 8 years (my time at the current residence). My bad!

  4. JP says

    December 25, 2009 at 7:14 pm - December 25, 2009

    I went for a motorcycle ride last night.

    in several inches of snow. . . I used to ride in the snow when I lived in Michigan.
    Had some good fun, then went to the gas station, got some jerky as a treat for my cats, and came back home.
    Most of the south portion of DFW is melted free today.

  5. torrentprime says

    December 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm - December 25, 2009

    Watching conservatives pretend that snow somehow disproves global climate change reminds me of people who pretended that building schools in Iraq was somehow proof that we were winning. Wait – those were the same people? Whowouldathunkit?

  6. Charles says

    December 25, 2009 at 8:34 pm - December 25, 2009

    Torrentprime, you so adamantly believe in global warming ……. what are you willing to do in order to stop it? Is this country finally willing to build hundreds of new nuclear reactors to provide us with electricity?

  7. ThatGayConservative says

    December 25, 2009 at 8:37 pm - December 25, 2009

    Watching brain-dead dumbasses insist that snow and ice PROVES global warmism reminds me of the people who tried to convince us that we lost in Iraq.

    Who tried to convince us that our soldiers are stupid, ignorant, hayseed hicks who would never amount to anything otherwise.

    Who tried to micromanage Iraq by undermining Bush with petty legislation.

    Who tried to convince us that our soldiers are terrorists.

    Who tried to convince us that Bush wanted us there forever and he would bring back the draft.

    Who tried to convince us that the Iraqi people didn’t want freedom.

    Who tried to make us forget that they themselves made the removal of Saddam Hussein national policy long before the 2000 election.

    Who tried to convince us that Iraqis wouldn’t participate in any elections, and when they did, it was meaningless.

    Etc.etc.etc.

    Wait – those were the same people? Whowouldathunkit?

    DUMBASS

  8. Ashpenaz says

    December 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm - December 25, 2009

    I am sitting here in the middle of Nebraska with huge wind gusts and drifting snow celebrating Christmas Day having a Buffy Season 2 marathon. Angelus is back. Thank God for the snow so I don’t have to do anything else–on to disc 4!

  9. Kevin says

    December 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm - December 25, 2009

    Yes, I do get a chuckle that a couple of snowstorms in the US seem every year to prove that Global Warming is a myth. You seem to love to do this every year now.

    What it does prove is that some people (clearly the poster at least) wants a completely narrow view of the entire world. In some areas that got snow, weather in the next few days will be at/near 50 degrees. Also, you constantly ignore data, like the fact that ice at the poles has substantially decreased in the last several decades or that far northern areas which previously had more and longer periods of ice cover has also decreased substantially over the decades. And how about the fact that, overall, average temperatures across the planet continue to rise.

    so much for your nyah, nyah on global warming.

    Merry Christmas!

  10. The_Livewire says

    December 25, 2009 at 9:10 pm - December 25, 2009

    Well actually the snow just disproved the ‘adjusted’ data.

    You know, like this.

    Or maybe the snow read the real temp data.

    Man made global warming is a myth. Like honest liberals.

  11. jana says

    December 25, 2009 at 9:39 pm - December 25, 2009

    I think His best gag so far has been to dump snow all over Copenhagen for the first time in 14 years, while simultaneously shutting down DC with blizzard conditions.

    Good times.

  12. ThatGayConservative says

    December 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm - December 25, 2009

    Houston has the earliest snowfall on record. Dallas has it’s first White Christmas in 80 years. The snowfall in Copenhagen mentioned above. The uncharacteristic snowfall in France, which shut down the EuroStar trains etc. etc. etc.

    Put that on top of the fraudulent “data” and you find that global warmism is a hoax perpetrated by those determined to destroy our economy and exert fascist control of the masses.

  13. Croft says

    December 25, 2009 at 10:46 pm - December 25, 2009

    #7: Here, here! If not for global warming, this might be a mini ice age. Perhaps we should count our blessings….

  14. Ashpenaz says

    December 25, 2009 at 10:52 pm - December 25, 2009

    If you look at all the high snowfall areas, like Houston and Copenhagen, you’ll notice they have large gay populations. Maybe it isn’t climate change–maybe God is targeting these places with snow. That’ll teach us.

  15. StraightAussie says

    December 25, 2009 at 11:07 pm - December 25, 2009

    On top of that, we do not have a White Christmas because it is summer over here…. but it is rather cool today (Boxing Day or St. Stephen’s day). It has been raining since yesterday. Our sons living in Sydney are on their way home again… in the rain.

    I was going to comment on how God made sure that Copenhagen had blizzards, and ditto for the rest of Europe whilst the hot air was gathering there…. but someone already mentioned that God got a bunch of belly laughs watching the fools thinking that they can have an effect upon the climate in general 🙂 but someone beat me to making the comment.

    Even so, I think that it needs to be mentioned, because poor Torrentprime just does not seem to understand that having a White Christmas is not evidence of Global Warming but is evidence that the predictions are wrong.

    So “let me be clear” on this point – the problem with the CRU and its predictions is that the scientists fiddled with and cherry picked the data. As a result they came up with a prediction model that is blemished. When the real data is measured against this model, it becomes obvious that the predictions are in fact WRONG…..

    What Torrentprime and his kool aid drinkers do not understand is that global warming itself is normal. However, what is not proved is man-caused global warming. This includes the nonsense about carbon dioxide causing warming. Such a theory is false and is not backed up by the facts. This gets me back to the point of the weather that is being experienced world wide, and how it does not support the theories of the Watermelons (green on the outside and red on the inside). Whilst talking to my mother yesterday, she told me a little bit more about the high temperature that we had in mid-late January 1959 which were roughly the same as the temperatures that we experienced in late January-early February which preceded a most devastating bush fire. So there is no point trying to blame global warming for the events in Victoria Australia last February….. it is after all, cyclical.

    The real joke remains the idea that we can make a difference with regard to temperatures and normal weather patterns. We cannot. However, we can get a good belly laugh at all those chicken little types that have been running around saying that the world is doomed to end within xx years because we breath out carbon dioxide 🙂

  16. SoCalRobert says

    December 26, 2009 at 12:06 am - December 26, 2009

    There is no point arguing with torrent, Kevin, et al.

    Just like healthcare reform, the goal is socialism and control.

    It’s a religion (without the architecture, music, literature, culture, morality).

  17. Brendan In Philly says

    December 26, 2009 at 3:25 am - December 26, 2009

    I’m waiting for the AGW-ers to put their money where their mouths are. If they’re so insistent upon reducing CO2 emissions, why don’t they all just kill themselves right now? It is the quickest, most effective way for them to reduce their carbon footprints.

  18. Sharp_Right_Turn says

    December 26, 2009 at 11:07 am - December 26, 2009

    I used to be gung-ho about the climate change (nee global warming) fiasco when I was in college. Since then, I grew increasingly skeptical. My abandonment of the “climate gate” was sealed with a manhole cover with Climate-gate and the cherry on top was watching all of the communist lunatics letting the enormous red fat cat Chavez out of the bag during the final stages of the Copenhagen climate summit.

  19. Sharp_Right_Turn says

    December 26, 2009 at 11:08 am - December 26, 2009

    I have a hard time believing that I am alone in my “climate change” St. Peter moment(s).

  20. ThatGayConservative says

    December 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm - December 26, 2009

    I never really bought into it, SRT. It always seemed like the latest death du jour like Y2K, Alar on apples, Pig flu etc. It’s just one more liberal tool to terrify the masses into handing over more freedom and liberty to the fascist liberal left.

  21. Sarattus says

    December 26, 2009 at 7:22 pm - December 26, 2009

    Come Spring it will all be forgotten by Media creeps, greasy thieving politicians, and greedy “researchers.”
    “Snow? What snow?” will be the party line. Please God, let them all be banished to Arctic resorts along with celebrities there to bask in Global Warming.

  22. heliotrope says

    December 26, 2009 at 9:35 pm - December 26, 2009

    I was fortunate enough to have a little chat with Al Gore’s First Lieutenant for Global Warming Hand Wringing and he personally told me on the Q.T. that God has Alzheimer’s. I asked him how he knew that and said that Al Gore said so.

    I will admit that the First Lieutenant was busy reading the Extreme Left Books of Facts As Discovered Through Tin-Foil Hats at the time.

  23. ThatGayConservative says

    December 26, 2009 at 10:42 pm - December 26, 2009

    Speaking of Death du Jour, has anybody else noticed that Radon is coming back into vogue?

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