I sometimes wonder if, in his spare time, Keith Olbermann opens up his laptop in a dark corner of his apartment and reads the conservative blogs, having become particularly of a certain gay blog on the right and under an assumed identity, comments on an occasional basis, saying horrible, no good and very bad things about Bruce and me. Now, that unhappy correspondent on the house organ of the Democratic Party is calling Scott Brown “Irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against women.”
Not just that, Brown leaves the seat up after he pees and wears army boots. Oh, and he doesn’t tip well either. And he has bad breath. And he blow dries his hair. And he doesn’t inflate his tires. And doesn’t recycle. And he hates puppies. And he doesn’t wash his hands as often as he should. And he once forgot his wife’s birthday. And he covered up his manhood in his nude picture. And he was late for dinner forty-seven times when he was growing up, even on his father’s 37th birthday. When he didn’t get him a present. And he’s sexually attracted to women.
MSNBC has completely lost it, not that they had it together to begin with. The stuff coming out of that network in regards to the senatorial election in Massachussets is downright disgusting and atrocious. . . . Their desperation has pushed them to a very dark, ugly place.
Well, not everyone at MSNBC has lost it. Joe Scarborough called the bespectacled bozo “reckless” and “sad.”
Guess Olbermann realized the O’Reilly schtick was getting old and he needed someone else to kick around.