Actually, I would rather the National Enquirer won a Pulitzer Prize for their accurate reporting.

And the signs were there from the very beginning. The first clue? Edwards’ decision to stay in the race when Elizabeth’s cancer resurfaced. The two of them had shamelessly campaigned on the purported magic of their enduring love story, but people with discernment knew that if they really had such a bond, he would have dropped out of the race without giving it a second thought. So, when they announced that they had decided that the election was just too important for Edwards to quit and that he had an obligation to serve the American people, conservatives gagged, and liberals SWOONED. They swallowed that bs whole and instead of learning their lesson when Edwards was busted, they shifted their dreamy eyes and weak knees to Obama.

There were so many other deal-breakers but between his “obligation to serve the American people” and her cancer, liberals just couldn’t see how fake they were. Edwards being paid $50,000 to give a speech about the crisis of US poverty, Elizabeth trying to ambush Ann Coulter on Hardball and coming off like the bombastic harpy that she is.

And this was my absolute favorite—on HuffPost there was an article titled, “A Conversation With Elizabeth Edwards About Home Schooling.” I remember thinking, Elizabeth Edwards home schools her kids? That’s a surprise. So, I start reading the article and I’m thinking, is it possible that a liberal would want to be an advocate for home schooling? But as I continued to read the interview, the hilarious details came out—Elizabeth Edwards had nothing to do with teaching her children anything. It turns out that these two elitist bitches were having a “conversation” about the private school she and John had built in one of the wings of their gigantic house and they employed a full-time credentialed teacher to “home school” their kids!!!! It was one of the most ridiculous, surreal things I have ever read and the two women clearly had no idea how fu*king retarded they sounded. At one point, Elizabeth actually had the nerve to talk specifically about the “challenges” of home schooling!!!! Unbelievable. They reeeeek of fakery but to liberals it is undetectable. (In contrast, liberals are repelled and disgusted by true authenticity. For example, Sarah Palin’s “you betchas,” moose stew, choosing to have a baby with Down’s—to liberals it was all a vile, transparent charade.)

Oh and by the way — John Edwards is the most disgusting, slimeball of a politician in my lifetime.

You sure about that? He’s got some awfully tough competition!

To the accusation, “But, YOU are not a lawyer!”, I came up with the slogan, “You say that like it’s an insult, but I will take it as a compliment. Thank You.”

John Edwards just proves my point.

I think it applies well to both heh

I just feel bad for those who thought he was really special and different from the rest.

Are you talking about Edwards or Obama? Or both?

Which was only about 75% of Democrats. Real good judges of character, those liberals are.

He is really scummy though, but I was never on his band wagon anyway. I just feel bad for those who thought he was really special and different from the rest.

Of course the Leftists are upset. They’re ugly.

Well, considering that his political career is over, I suspect he’s wandering around, looking for people half-buried in rubble so he can hand them cards that say:

John Edwards, Esq.
Attorney At Law
Now Specializing in Personal Injury Law AND Paternity Cases!

He sets a new high bar for the definition of useless.