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February 13, 2010 by ColoradoPatriot

Okay, So I’ll admit, I’ve been bad about blogging for, oh, about a year. So I’m in no position to start bossing other (and much more skilled) bloggers around.

But this one is crying out for a Caption This!

-Nick (ColoradoPatriot, from HQ)

Filed Under: Blogging, Obama Worship & Indoctrination

Comments

  1. American Elephant says

    February 13, 2010 at 9:02 pm - February 13, 2010

    Looks to me like Obama’s knocking down the world trade center and shoving broccoli down your throat?

    Anybody know what group made the float?

  2. The Other Peter H says

    February 13, 2010 at 9:30 pm - February 13, 2010

    Glad it’s only a pic. I think if I saw that in realtime, I’d have nightmares for months.

  3. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    February 13, 2010 at 9:38 pm - February 13, 2010

    how about the caption..

    “is everyone enjoying my reign as much as I am?”

  4. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    February 13, 2010 at 9:38 pm - February 13, 2010

    or
    “is this the fun part…are we having fun yet?”

  5. Michael says

    February 13, 2010 at 9:42 pm - February 13, 2010

    I need a huge stick pin.

  6. V the K says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:07 pm - February 13, 2010

    Chairman Zero flying in through a transom? Clad in tight spandex and bearing a bouquet? Andrew Sullivan has that dream every night.

  7. V the K says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:12 pm - February 13, 2010

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a rather massive disappointment on all levels.

  8. V the K says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:19 pm - February 13, 2010

    Springfield’s Annual “Do What You Feel” Parade was the perfect opportunity for Lenny to express his feelings for Carl… in float form.

  9. Throbert McGee says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:24 pm - February 13, 2010

    Not really related, except insofar as having a similar-looking caricature: this Russian TV clip of a computer animated Barack Obama being annoyed by a pedantic and condescending personal secretary and then bustin’ a phat rhyme with Hillary.

    Even if you don’t know a word of Russian, the voice-actor’s deliberately heavy American accent is pretty funny when you realize that it’s essentially a looking-glass version of Walter Koenig doing his Nyew-klee-ar wessels schtick as Chekhov. (It’s also funny if you’re an English speaker who’s ever made serious study of any foreign language, and have gotten proficient enough to be self-conscious about your accent.)

    I can provide a full translation if anyone is interested, but basically he gets increasingly irate (and insists that he’s not at all like Bush) as the secretary advises him that “12 o’clock is when both hands point up” and that Obama “must not bite Berlusconi — I repeat, do NOT bite him” during the scheduled meeting with the Prime Minister of Italy (“a country in Europe”). Then Hillary strolls in, and they do a brief rap about how awesome his team is.

    And incidentally, a native Russian acquaintance pointed out to me that besides having a hilariously thick American accent, the Obama caricature also “sounds gay” at times, particularly in the first 20 seconds when he’s repeatedly saying ya znayoo, GOSS-podi, ya ZNA-yoo! (“OMG, I know already!”) to his secretary.

  10. Throbert McGee says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:27 pm - February 13, 2010

    It’s telling that we have to outsource our spoofs of Obama (D) to the former Soviet Union…

  11. MFS says

    February 13, 2010 at 10:39 pm - February 13, 2010

    Someday, the folks who made this balloon will look back and want to eat a bullet.

    Best wishes,
    -MFS

  12. Spartann says

    February 13, 2010 at 11:48 pm - February 13, 2010

    The caption should read, “If I’is gonna be impotent I’is gonna look impotent.”

  13. gillie says

    February 14, 2010 at 12:46 am - February 14, 2010

    “I’is gonna”?

    Is that the way Obama talks?

  14. ThatGayConservative says

    February 14, 2010 at 2:11 am - February 14, 2010

    No. He “talks” like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0hU1THjuc

  15. PatriotMom says

    February 14, 2010 at 5:28 am - February 14, 2010

    I do have nightmares. This is what I see everyday. And I think he can change how he talks at a moments notice depending on his audience.
    Too bad New Orleans can’t rent it for Tuesday

  16. lordshepard says

    February 14, 2010 at 8:33 am - February 14, 2010

    How about…..”Obama…larger than life and full of hot air.”

  17. The_Livewire says

    February 14, 2010 at 9:58 am - February 14, 2010

    “I’madinnerjacket will listen to me this time… I’ve brought flowers.”

  18. heliotrope says

    February 14, 2010 at 10:12 am - February 14, 2010

    I’m Captain Methane the President Man,
    I’m Captain Methane the President Man,
    I knocks em all out,
    Cause I eats Brussels sprouts,
    I’m Captain the Methane the President Man,
    Toot, Toot.

  19. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    February 14, 2010 at 1:31 pm - February 14, 2010

    I’s not a CORPSEMAN in all 57 states.

  20. Spartann says

    February 14, 2010 at 4:12 pm - February 14, 2010

    to gillie……

    Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass if he speaks the Queen’s English or a dialect indigenous to the South Side of Chicago…. What’s important is “what the man does say”…… and trust me, you don’t wanna hear what I think of that.

  21. ThatGayConservative says

    February 15, 2010 at 1:12 pm - February 15, 2010

    It’s probably filled with a “Road Warrior” cut by Janet Incompetano.

  22. The_Livewire says

    February 17, 2010 at 9:47 am - February 17, 2010

    Along these lines here

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