Okay, So I’ll admit, I’ve been bad about blogging for, oh, about a year. So I’m in no position to start bossing other (and much more skilled) bloggers around.
But this one is crying out for a Caption This!
-Nick (ColoradoPatriot, from HQ)
The Internet home for American gay conservatives.
Looks to me like Obama’s knocking down the world trade center and shoving broccoli down your throat?
Anybody know what group made the float?
Glad it’s only a pic. I think if I saw that in realtime, I’d have nightmares for months.
how about the caption..
“is everyone enjoying my reign as much as I am?”
or
“is this the fun part…are we having fun yet?”
I need a huge stick pin.
Chairman Zero flying in through a transom? Clad in tight spandex and bearing a bouquet? Andrew Sullivan has that dream every night.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a rather massive disappointment on all levels.
Springfield’s Annual “Do What You Feel” Parade was the perfect opportunity for Lenny to express his feelings for Carl… in float form.
Not really related, except insofar as having a similar-looking caricature: this Russian TV clip of a computer animated Barack Obama being annoyed by a pedantic and condescending personal secretary and then bustin’ a phat rhyme with Hillary.
Even if you don’t know a word of Russian, the voice-actor’s deliberately heavy American accent is pretty funny when you realize that it’s essentially a looking-glass version of Walter Koenig doing his Nyew-klee-ar wessels schtick as Chekhov. (It’s also funny if you’re an English speaker who’s ever made serious study of any foreign language, and have gotten proficient enough to be self-conscious about your accent.)
I can provide a full translation if anyone is interested, but basically he gets increasingly irate (and insists that he’s not at all like Bush) as the secretary advises him that “12 o’clock is when both hands point up” and that Obama “must not bite Berlusconi — I repeat, do NOT bite him” during the scheduled meeting with the Prime Minister of Italy (“a country in Europe”). Then Hillary strolls in, and they do a brief rap about how awesome his team is.
And incidentally, a native Russian acquaintance pointed out to me that besides having a hilariously thick American accent, the Obama caricature also “sounds gay” at times, particularly in the first 20 seconds when he’s repeatedly saying ya znayoo, GOSS-podi, ya ZNA-yoo! (“OMG, I know already!”) to his secretary.
It’s telling that we have to outsource our spoofs of Obama (D) to the former Soviet Union…
Someday, the folks who made this balloon will look back and want to eat a bullet.
Best wishes,
-MFS
The caption should read, “If I’is gonna be impotent I’is gonna look impotent.”
“I’is gonna”?
Is that the way Obama talks?
No. He “talks” like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0hU1THjuc
I do have nightmares. This is what I see everyday. And I think he can change how he talks at a moments notice depending on his audience.
Too bad New Orleans can’t rent it for Tuesday
How about…..”Obama…larger than life and full of hot air.”
“I’madinnerjacket will listen to me this time… I’ve brought flowers.”
I’m Captain Methane the President Man,
I’m Captain Methane the President Man,
I knocks em all out,
Cause I eats Brussels sprouts,
I’m Captain the Methane the President Man,
Toot, Toot.
I’s not a CORPSEMAN in all 57 states.
to gillie……
Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass if he speaks the Queen’s English or a dialect indigenous to the South Side of Chicago…. What’s important is “what the man does say”…… and trust me, you don’t wanna hear what I think of that.
It’s probably filled with a “Road Warrior” cut by Janet Incompetano.
Along these lines here