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After some hilarious posts complaining that Hot Air had suddenly gone All Queer, all the time, I had to draw this up. It took a LOT longer than I had anticipated but I think the results are worth it!
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epic haha
Comment by DoDoGuRu — February 23, 2010 @ 7:14 pm - February 23, 2010
Allahpundit is going to have an orgasm when he see this.
Comment by John — February 23, 2010 @ 7:24 pm - February 23, 2010
🙂
Comment by Sonicfrog — February 23, 2010 @ 7:28 pm - February 23, 2010
All of the above! Brilliant.
Comment by North Dallas Thirty — February 23, 2010 @ 7:37 pm - February 23, 2010
Lol, there is a long list of who so-con nuts think don’t deserve liberty!
Comment by Andrew Ian Dodge — February 23, 2010 @ 8:18 pm - February 23, 2010
High-larious Sarjex!
I know its satire, but change the name to Huffington Post and its very nearly accurate!
Comment by American Elephant — February 23, 2010 @ 8:26 pm - February 23, 2010
ROFL…”Duluth Trading Co…work clothes for lesbians!”. Every detail is a riot.
Comment by American Elephant — February 23, 2010 @ 8:30 pm - February 23, 2010
Hilarious! Love it!
Comment by Jimmy — February 23, 2010 @ 8:38 pm - February 23, 2010
That is hilarious!
Comment by Terry Ann — February 23, 2010 @ 9:14 pm - February 23, 2010
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
Comment by Lee Doren — February 23, 2010 @ 9:15 pm - February 23, 2010
That might have taken a long time, but funny as hell and worth the effort. mwahahahahaaaa.
Comment by doubleplusundead — February 23, 2010 @ 9:17 pm - February 23, 2010
“Proper ways to teabag” ha! That whole thing is inspired!
Comment by DRH — February 23, 2010 @ 9:27 pm - February 23, 2010
And a shout out to A Conservative Lesbian, too. Well played, Sir!
Comment by Jimmie — February 23, 2010 @ 9:28 pm - February 23, 2010
That is the funniest, most creative thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Comment by d — February 23, 2010 @ 9:28 pm - February 23, 2010
[…] brittle if they cracked the faintest glimmer of a grin.Well, nuts to that.If you don’t think that’s funny, I’m afraid your sense of humor is just broken.var fbShare = {url: […]
Pingback by They’re Hot and They’re Fabulous! — February 23, 2010 @ 9:32 pm - February 23, 2010
Freakin’ awesome!!
Comment by ThatGayConservative — February 23, 2010 @ 9:39 pm - February 23, 2010
Work clothes for lesbians or formal attire for lesbians?
Comment by ThatGayConservative — February 23, 2010 @ 9:47 pm - February 23, 2010
HOT!!!!!!!!
Comment by Nathan — February 23, 2010 @ 10:45 pm - February 23, 2010
The other comments say it all, though amplification of those sentiments would still be apt.
Inspired, talented, creative, comedic gold.
Kalroy
Comment by Kalroy — February 24, 2010 @ 12:26 am - February 24, 2010
Too much purple. (Just to say something different 😉 )
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — February 24, 2010 @ 12:34 am - February 24, 2010
Back in the real world, the hysteria about HotAir supposedly going gay, which Sarjex satirizes, is none too far from the truth. We have this from Bryan Fischer of the AFA:
Really? GOProud wants “special rights for homosexual behavior”? On what would Fischer base that claim? For the record, I think he’s making it up.
DADT repeal, he might have a point about… but note his inflammatory, incorrect use of the word “overthrow”. GOProud “advocates… the overthrow of the law…” Some Gay Left groups might come close to that, or they at least break the law, and I have condemned them for it. But GOProud? Is Fischer nuts, or just free-basing on his own propaganda?
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — February 24, 2010 @ 12:44 am - February 24, 2010
BTW, was it ever decided if the group is GO-Proud or G-O-Proud?
Comment by ThatGayConservative — February 24, 2010 @ 1:46 am - February 24, 2010
Bravo! Love the little quote attributed to M. Malkin lol
Comment by Stone K — February 24, 2010 @ 5:10 am - February 24, 2010
This is brilliant and btw, its pronounced Go – Proud
Comment by Chris — February 24, 2010 @ 6:53 am - February 24, 2010
That Gay Conservative –
It’s GO – Proud
Comment by Jimmy — February 24, 2010 @ 7:03 am - February 24, 2010
Not to be confused with, “GO GO Gadget Proud!” (at which point a little rainbow flag pops out of Inspector Gadget’s er, head.)
Comment by The_Livewire — February 24, 2010 @ 7:55 am - February 24, 2010
Ha! And you might title your military column, “Thermopylae Thunder,” or some such.
Comment by Jeremayakovka — February 24, 2010 @ 9:24 am - February 24, 2010
Work clothes for lesbians or formal attire for lesbians?
There’s a difference?
Comment by V the K — February 24, 2010 @ 9:56 am - February 24, 2010
Of course.
Business flannel or casual flannel.
Comment by The_Livewire — February 24, 2010 @ 10:08 am - February 24, 2010
Sarjex kicks some ass. He’s like Brian Boitano with talent. 🙂
Comment by GayPatriot — February 24, 2010 @ 10:55 am - February 24, 2010
I’m VERY offended about that “question” posed in the middle “Is Marco Hotter Than Scott?” That is HIGHLY offensive, sir. That you would even DARE pose such a question shocks the conscience … when it’s SO OBVIOUS Marco is WAY hotter.
Comment by Rhodium Heart — February 24, 2010 @ 11:09 am - February 24, 2010
… if you like ears. 😉
Comment by ILoveCapitalism — February 24, 2010 @ 11:22 am - February 24, 2010
31: Kudos to Sarjex as even the cartoon of Rubio is kinda hawt! 😀
Comment by John — February 24, 2010 @ 11:45 am - February 24, 2010
Wow, all your comments are most gratifying. I’m so glad all the little details were noticed.
Also, just a little FYI, I’m a girl…which is why I know all about Duluth Trading clothes. 😉
(And Rubio IS a hottie.)
Comment by Sarjex — February 24, 2010 @ 12:56 pm - February 24, 2010
Now I want to make “Gay Conservative Ts” Mua ha ha!
Comment by Sarjex — February 24, 2010 @ 12:56 pm - February 24, 2010
Nice, very funny
Comment by Darkeyedresolve — February 24, 2010 @ 1:01 pm - February 24, 2010
#34
Kudos, Sarjex. You’re one up on me. Never heard of Duluth Trading.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — February 24, 2010 @ 3:42 pm - February 24, 2010
Had my partner call up pics of Marco the other day, he didn’t know of him. Apparently he now gets at least one vote for President no matter what his policy positions are!
Comment by Gene in Pennsylvania — February 24, 2010 @ 3:42 pm - February 24, 2010
[…] linked it, GayPatriot posted it, and the GOProud folks were laughing about it last night on Twitter. Yes, we’ve had […]
Pingback by Hot Air » Blog Archive » The new Hot Air redesign? — February 24, 2010 @ 10:05 pm - February 24, 2010
Hilarious. Well done.
Comment by Hawkins1701 — February 24, 2010 @ 10:16 pm - February 24, 2010
[…] linked it, GayPatriot posted it, and the GOProud folks were laughing about it last night on Twitter. […] Read the rest […]
Pingback by The new Hot Air redesign? | Deconstructing The News — February 24, 2010 @ 10:31 pm - February 24, 2010
Man this one made me do a Danny Thomas Coffee Spit
Comment by Jeff Dunetz — February 24, 2010 @ 10:58 pm - February 24, 2010
omg TGC, you’ve never heard of Duluth Trading Co.? Home of the “plumbers butt tee shirt” and “ballroom” jeans? They advertise on lots of conservative sites unfortunately. I actually think their target market is men (and wymmyn) who are compensating or something. bet Ryan Sorba shops there.
Comment by American Elephant — February 24, 2010 @ 11:51 pm - February 24, 2010
Hot Air: The new Hot Air redesign?
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/02/24/the-new-hot-air-redesign/
Comment by StewartIII — February 25, 2010 @ 12:21 am - February 25, 2010
No, AE. If it isn’t SteinMart or the clearance section of the King Ranch Saddle Shop, I’m not too familiar with it. I do get the LL Bean catalogue though.
Comment by ThatGayConservative — February 25, 2010 @ 4:41 am - February 25, 2010
Sarjex I know you from TEMS chat room and this is a real gem. I’ve had a bad last couple weeks and needed a good laugh. Thanks for this. All I can say is 2 snaps up for the new Hot Air. LOL (and no I am not gay, not that there is anything wrong with that hehe)
Comment by simkeith — February 25, 2010 @ 6:47 am - February 25, 2010
Sarjex is a San Franciscan? Why wasn’t I informed? 🙂
Comment by North Dallas Thirty — February 25, 2010 @ 5:21 pm - February 25, 2010
I have not laughed so hard in days. Thank you.
Comment by Kevin — February 25, 2010 @ 10:46 pm - February 25, 2010
LOL Outstanding! I e-mailed that to my mom, she’ll appreciate it. 🙂
Comment by BulletMagnetEd — February 28, 2010 @ 2:59 pm - February 28, 2010