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That Annoying Phone Call Sunday Night

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RING, RING.

ME: Hello?

INTRUDER BY PHONE: “Hi, first I want to thank you for your previous contributions to Senator John McCain and for being such a strong supporter.”

ME:  HAHAHAHA.  Um, what?  I am NOT a supporter.

IBP: Oh, I sense frustrations, may I ask why you…

ME: IMMIGRATION!  DUH!

IBP:  Well, you will be happy to know that Senator McCain is working to…

ME:  DON’T CALL ME AGAIN.

CLICK.

Comments

  1. “Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers… “

    I wish you had not hung up. I have always wanted to know more about McQueeg’s geometric logic. You could have asked about how he developed the careful timing and nuance involved in flipping off the base. You could have asked about how he was able to divine just how political speech should be controlled by the government. And then, as you said, there is McQueeg’s perfect asymmetrical logic in balancing “illegal” with “immigration.”

  3. Being a realist, I’d be more receptive to his views on amnesty if I thought the Feds were serious about actually doing something serious about the borders. Since they won’t, the issue is a non-starter with me. I would’ve hung up based on his performance at the recent DADT hearings too.

  6. While I’ve had many quarrels with McCain over the years, the delimma we in AZ have is that JD is a loudmouthed big government homophobe. AZ CD 8 is the most republican district in AZ, yet the good folks in this district voted him out in favor of Dem Harry Mitchell, who although saying he’s a “blue dog” has consistently voted with Obama/Pelosi. We need a better choice in this district and state

  9. I’m with Nathan. I can’t bear to be rude to someone whose job already sucks.

    But I’m also with Bruce. McCain’s Immigration Plan was a sham: Amnesty first, enforcement later… maybe. How’s that virtual fence working out?