INTRUDER BY PHONE: “Hi, first I want to thank you for your previous contributions to Senator John McCain and for being such a strong supporter.”
ME: HAHAHAHA. Um, what? I am NOT a supporter.
IBP: Oh, I sense frustrations, may I ask why you…
ME: IMMIGRATION! DUH!
IBP: Well, you will be happy to know that Senator McCain is working to…
ME: DON’T CALL ME AGAIN.