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That Annoying Phone Call Sunday Night

February 23, 2010 by GayPatriot

RING, RING.

ME: Hello?

INTRUDER BY PHONE: “Hi, first I want to thank you for your previous contributions to Senator John McCain and for being such a strong supporter.”

ME:  HAHAHAHA.  Um, what?  I am NOT a supporter.

IBP: Oh, I sense frustrations, may I ask why you…

ME: IMMIGRATION!  DUH!

IBP:  Well, you will be happy to know that Senator McCain is working to…

ME:  DON’T CALL ME AGAIN.

CLICK.

Filed Under: 2008 Presidential Politics, 2010 Elections, Annoying Celebrities, Bitter Old Man

Comments

  1. heliotrope says

    February 23, 2010 at 8:33 am - February 23, 2010

    “Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers… “

    I wish you had not hung up. I have always wanted to know more about McQueeg’s geometric logic. You could have asked about how he developed the careful timing and nuance involved in flipping off the base. You could have asked about how he was able to divine just how political speech should be controlled by the government. And then, as you said, there is McQueeg’s perfect asymmetrical logic in balancing “illegal” with “immigration.”

  2. The_Livewire says

    February 23, 2010 at 9:18 am - February 23, 2010

    Try selling them girlscout cookies next time.

  3. John says

    February 23, 2010 at 9:28 am - February 23, 2010

    Being a realist, I’d be more receptive to his views on amnesty if I thought the Feds were serious about actually doing something serious about the borders. Since they won’t, the issue is a non-starter with me. I would’ve hung up based on his performance at the recent DADT hearings too.

  4. GayPatriot says

    February 23, 2010 at 9:51 am - February 23, 2010

    PatriotPartner suggested that I should have said, “Hey dope — I’m just unpacking from my trip to CPAC. So you should know why I’m not giving McCain a bloody red cent.”

  5. PatriotMom says

    February 23, 2010 at 11:06 am - February 23, 2010

    He needs to retire and have a nice life in Phoenix before he gets beaten by JD.

  6. Man says

    February 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm - February 23, 2010

    While I’ve had many quarrels with McCain over the years, the delimma we in AZ have is that JD is a loudmouthed big government homophobe. AZ CD 8 is the most republican district in AZ, yet the good folks in this district voted him out in favor of Dem Harry Mitchell, who although saying he’s a “blue dog” has consistently voted with Obama/Pelosi. We need a better choice in this district and state

  7. Nathan says

    February 23, 2010 at 4:22 pm - February 23, 2010

    I always feel bad for those poor sods that have to do any kind of cold calling.

  8. Spike says

    February 23, 2010 at 6:31 pm - February 23, 2010

    Well, I actually liked McCain’s immigration plan. There I said it.

  9. V the K says

    February 24, 2010 at 12:21 am - February 24, 2010

    I’m with Nathan. I can’t bear to be rude to someone whose job already sucks.

    But I’m also with Bruce. McCain’s Immigration Plan was a sham: Amnesty first, enforcement later… maybe. How’s that virtual fence working out?

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