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Why Is George Bush Trying To Destroy The Earth?

March 2, 2010 by Bruce Carroll

I mean this…. (h/t – UrbanSurvival.com)

…. is obviously Bush’s Fault ™.  What other possible reason could there be?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: End of Human Race

Comments

  1. ThatGayConservative says

    March 2, 2010 at 10:34 am - March 2, 2010

    Some guy on Coast to Coast AM, the other night, was saying that the Chile earthquake had something to do with the alignment of Earth, Saturn and a black hole. He also said that the Sea World attack was a pre-cursor, which was the only thing he said that made sense to me.

  2. Leah says

    March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am - March 2, 2010

    Earthquakes are created by global warming!

  3. The_Livewire says

    March 2, 2010 at 11:22 am - March 2, 2010

    I’ve heard for some time we’re ‘overdue’ for a lot of quakes.

    Y’all in California better worry. I’ve already bought a house in Otisburg 🙂

  4. Bruce (GayPatriot) says

    March 2, 2010 at 11:23 am - March 2, 2010

    Armageddon Alert! Code Tom Ridge Orange!

  5. PatriotMom says

    March 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm - March 2, 2010

    Does anyone know where George Bush was when these catastropic events occurred

  6. heliotrope says

    March 2, 2010 at 12:08 pm - March 2, 2010

    Halliburton.

  7. Darkeyedresolve says

    March 2, 2010 at 1:28 pm - March 2, 2010

    Truly this is all setting up for 2012…

  8. Grizzly Glenn says

    March 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm - March 2, 2010

    Just what we need, another hockey stick.

  9. American Elephant says

    March 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm - March 2, 2010

    LOL @ Otisburg

  10. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    March 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm - March 2, 2010

    All these disasters are set up so Nancy Pelosi doesn’t have to give up control of the House after the Democrats get hosed in Novemer!

  11. John W says

    March 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm - March 2, 2010

    Otis??? Where is that? I thought I knew every place in CA.

  12. LCRW says

    March 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm - March 2, 2010

    According to the left, George Bush was the dumbest person to ever occupy the White House.

    How could he be smart enough to destroy the earth?

  13. John says

    March 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm - March 2, 2010

    I just have 2 questions for Mr. Bush: What did you know and when did you know it? ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!!

    Remember folks: “The nature of the evidence is irrelevant; it’s the seriousness of the charge that matters.”

  14. Otter says

    March 2, 2010 at 5:37 pm - March 2, 2010

    When is tano going to show up and explain to us how global warming is responsible for all these quakes?

  15. Mary says

    March 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm - March 2, 2010

    14.When is tano going to show up and explain to us how global warming is responsible for all these quakes?

    Danny Glover’s already staked that claim. He released a statement after the Haiti earthquake that global warming is responsible for that earthquake. Wait! Is Tano really Danny Glover?

  16. LCRW says

    March 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm - March 2, 2010

    Tano must have fallen off the government teat and had to get a job because he/she/it doesnt seem to be around much anymore to response to all the postings here.

  17. ThatGayConservative says

    March 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm - March 2, 2010

    Tano must have fallen off the government teat and had to get a job

    Thanks, Sen. Bunning.

  18. MFS says

    March 2, 2010 at 7:30 pm - March 2, 2010

    Oh, you deluded fools: Bush is just a patsy. The *Monsanto Corporation* is behind this – using its dastardly genetic manipulation to impersonate Bruce and throw us off the trail!

    Best wishes,
    -MFS

  19. James Younce says

    March 2, 2010 at 8:46 pm - March 2, 2010

    You should probably consult with Pat Robertson before making that call.

  20. American Elephant says

    March 2, 2010 at 8:48 pm - March 2, 2010

    John W,
    It’s from Superman the Movie. Ned Beatty’s character is Otis.

  21. The_Livewire says

    March 2, 2010 at 9:39 pm - March 2, 2010

    Gods I feel old now. Thank you John W.

  22. ThatGayConservative says

    March 3, 2010 at 1:20 am - March 3, 2010

    I thought the Monsanto Corporation was responsible for the Luna Park on the moon.

    http://futuramaepisode.org/episode-2-the-series-has-landed/

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