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Does Crist REALLY Want To Go “There”?

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Really, Governor Crist?  This is what you’ve sunk to?

Florida Governor Charlie Crist was on with Greta Van Susteren on Monday March 8. During the interview he accused Marco Rubio of going to salons and getting a back wax.

Sounds pretty gay, doesn’t it?  Speaking of gay Governor Crist…. is this really a topic you want to play around with?  You know there are a lot of rumors about you in the Florida gay community.

Chortling about back waxes might lead your political opponents (gay liberals) to bring up those rumors in the General Election.

So, Gov. Crist…. is this REALLY a wise move?

Republican Primary voters will be the ultimate judges…. but they should tread lightly.  We know what happens when gay liberals come after Republicans with gay rumors swirling around them.

UPDATE: Erick Erickson at RedState.com suggests we all pitch in and send Charlie Crist some back wax from Amazon.com.  PatriotPartner suggests Oompa-Loompa back wax, perhaps?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Comments

  4. Marco Rubio is a handsome man and we all know its not easy being pretty.

    I am sure Charlie Crist-at his age-is having his ear hair waxed or shaved off.

  5. So Crist said Rubio was off base complaining about the state of FLA spending BILLIONS buying back some everglades land from sugar companies. I’m sure Rubio didn’t think this was a good time for those kinds of expenditures. But Crist says that’s not a true example of who is the fiscal conservative. How much a hair cut is a better example of their differences. Now I see why Charlie is 20% behind Marco Rubio in the latest polls.
    https://www.marcorubio.com/

  6. Crist said he gets his haircut for $11 in St. Pete. TLH is 211 miles from St. Pete. Even without the entourage, that’s still an expensive haircut. Then factor in that he probably would have to get it cut every two weeks or so.

    Also:

    National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) Chairman John Cornyn said Monday that his endorsement of Gov. Charlie Crist in Florida’s GOP Senate primary was “selfish” and that the committee will not stand in Marco Rubio’s way.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/85425-cornyn-walks-back-crist-endorsement

  7. Oops guess I may have spoken too early.
    THe latest poll shows the conservative Rubio 32%, that’s thirty two points up on Crist. Guess the Senate race in FLA is over. Would Crist consider switching parties, becoming a democrat to take on Rubio? The very liberal K Meek might have a problem with that. As he expects a walk thru to the Democrat nomination. Meek is the slightly nutty, liberal Democrat Congress person.
    http://realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com/2010/03/09/fl-sen-poll-rubio-clobbering-crist/

  8. Meanwhile, in (sorta) related news:

    As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates, either.

    Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

    http://keysnews.com/node/21349

  10. I thought Crist was accused of being a gaymosexual? Anyway – I’m straight and I need a back wax (for me to say “holy crap, it’s out of control” is bad.)

    Wake me when Crist tanks below 25%.

  17. HillBuzz has this:

    “Charlie Crist used to frequent a seedy bar in Tampa, Florida called The Green Iguana. This is established fact. Bar regulars, and the owner of the bar, have repeatedly gone on record noting Crist was a longtime patron. It’s a bar where many men visit dolled up in drag, wearing their finest, batting their fake eyelashes for a beer. Crist dragged up as “Sweet Charlotte, Belle of the South” for many an adventure at The Green Iguana.”

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/03/09/charlie-crist-accuses-marco-rubio-of-getting-back-waxes-seriously-we-are-not-making-that-up/

  18. I’ve been to The Green Iguana a few times. I didn’t get the impression that it was “seedy”, although I may not have been there at the right times. They make a decent cheeseburger.

  24. There’s a few of people who say they know that Crist is gay, but when you get down to the brass tacks, it’s just a guess. One previous “boyfriend” has a questionable background and is known to make up stories.