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Does Crist REALLY Want To Go “There”?

March 9, 2010 by GayPatriot

Really, Governor Crist?  This is what you’ve sunk to?

Florida Governor Charlie Crist was on with Greta Van Susteren on Monday March 8. During the interview he accused Marco Rubio of going to salons and getting a back wax.

Sounds pretty gay, doesn’t it?  Speaking of gay Governor Crist…. is this really a topic you want to play around with?  You know there are a lot of rumors about you in the Florida gay community.

Chortling about back waxes might lead your political opponents (gay liberals) to bring up those rumors in the General Election.

So, Gov. Crist…. is this REALLY a wise move?

Republican Primary voters will be the ultimate judges…. but they should tread lightly.  We know what happens when gay liberals come after Republicans with gay rumors swirling around them.

UPDATE: Erick Erickson at RedState.com suggests we all pitch in and send Charlie Crist some back wax from Amazon.com.  PatriotPartner suggests Oompa-Loompa back wax, perhaps?

-Bruce (GayPatriot)

Filed Under: 2010 Elections, National Politics

Comments

  1. ILoveCapitalism says

    March 9, 2010 at 12:39 pm - March 9, 2010

    Wait. So the Crist-Rubio race is gay-on-gay?

  2. Bruce (GayPatriot) says

    March 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm - March 9, 2010

    ILC – You are at least 50% correct.

  3. ThatGayConservative says

    March 9, 2010 at 2:40 pm - March 9, 2010

    Crist doesn’t want you to know what RPOF Chairman Jim Greer has done with donor money.

  4. LCRW says

    March 9, 2010 at 2:40 pm - March 9, 2010

    Marco Rubio is a handsome man and we all know its not easy being pretty.

    I am sure Charlie Crist-at his age-is having his ear hair waxed or shaved off.

  5. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    March 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm - March 9, 2010

    So Crist said Rubio was off base complaining about the state of FLA spending BILLIONS buying back some everglades land from sugar companies. I’m sure Rubio didn’t think this was a good time for those kinds of expenditures. But Crist says that’s not a true example of who is the fiscal conservative. How much a hair cut is a better example of their differences. Now I see why Charlie is 20% behind Marco Rubio in the latest polls.
    https://www.marcorubio.com/

  6. ThatGayConservative says

    March 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm - March 9, 2010

    Crist said he gets his haircut for $11 in St. Pete. TLH is 211 miles from St. Pete. Even without the entourage, that’s still an expensive haircut. Then factor in that he probably would have to get it cut every two weeks or so.

    Also:

    National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) Chairman John Cornyn said Monday that his endorsement of Gov. Charlie Crist in Florida’s GOP Senate primary was “selfish” and that the committee will not stand in Marco Rubio’s way.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/85425-cornyn-walks-back-crist-endorsement

  7. Gene in Pennsylvania says

    March 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm - March 9, 2010

    Oops guess I may have spoken too early.
    THe latest poll shows the conservative Rubio 32%, that’s thirty two points up on Crist. Guess the Senate race in FLA is over. Would Crist consider switching parties, becoming a democrat to take on Rubio? The very liberal K Meek might have a problem with that. As he expects a walk thru to the Democrat nomination. Meek is the slightly nutty, liberal Democrat Congress person.
    http://realclearpolitics.blogs.time.com/2010/03/09/fl-sen-poll-rubio-clobbering-crist/

  8. ThatGayConservative says

    March 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm - March 9, 2010

    Meanwhile, in (sorta) related news:

    As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates, either.

    Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

    http://keysnews.com/node/21349

  9. ThatGayConservative says

    March 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm - March 9, 2010

    The very liberal K Meek might have a problem with that.

    Except he might have a bigger problem with this:

    http://tinyurl.com/yhyqx6g

  10. Nick says

    March 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm - March 9, 2010

    I thought Crist was accused of being a gaymosexual? Anyway – I’m straight and I need a back wax (for me to say “holy crap, it’s out of control” is bad.)

    Wake me when Crist tanks below 25%.

  11. American Elephant says

    March 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm - March 9, 2010

    Gay, effete, blue-hairs with orange skin should not throw stones.

  12. Bruce (GayPatriot) says

    March 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm - March 9, 2010

    #12 – Especially ones that hang out in gay bars.

  13. ThatGayConservative says

    March 9, 2010 at 7:45 pm - March 9, 2010

    Which gay bars?

  14. American Elephant says

    March 9, 2010 at 8:14 pm - March 9, 2010

    Does he REALLY???

    Oh wait, don’t answer that. If you get specific people could claim you were “outing” him.

  15. The_Livewire says

    March 9, 2010 at 8:20 pm - March 9, 2010

    Hey, I hang out on a gay blog…

  16. Mitchell says

    March 9, 2010 at 10:05 pm - March 9, 2010

    Is it a smart move?

    NO, because it just makes Christ look like an even bigger joke as his campaign goes down in flames.

  17. Mitchell says

    March 9, 2010 at 10:59 pm - March 9, 2010

    HillBuzz has this:

    “Charlie Crist used to frequent a seedy bar in Tampa, Florida called The Green Iguana. This is established fact. Bar regulars, and the owner of the bar, have repeatedly gone on record noting Crist was a longtime patron. It’s a bar where many men visit dolled up in drag, wearing their finest, batting their fake eyelashes for a beer. Crist dragged up as “Sweet Charlotte, Belle of the South” for many an adventure at The Green Iguana.”

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/03/09/charlie-crist-accuses-marco-rubio-of-getting-back-waxes-seriously-we-are-not-making-that-up/

  18. ThatGayConservative says

    March 10, 2010 at 3:24 am - March 10, 2010

    I’ve been to The Green Iguana a few times. I didn’t get the impression that it was “seedy”, although I may not have been there at the right times. They make a decent cheeseburger.

  19. ThatGayConservative says

    March 10, 2010 at 3:28 am - March 10, 2010

    Oh. There’s a few of them in Tampa & St. Pete (where he’s from). I’ve only been to the one in Ybor City.

  20. The_Livewire says

    March 10, 2010 at 6:46 am - March 10, 2010

    “because it just makes Christ look like an even bigger joke…”

    Mitchell,
    He’s running for Senate, not divinity 😛

  21. Pat says

    March 10, 2010 at 8:14 am - March 10, 2010

    Am I missing something here? Has Charlie Crist come out as gay?

  22. heliotrope says

    March 10, 2010 at 9:54 am - March 10, 2010

    Headline of this post:

    Does Crist REALLY Want To Go “There”?

    Where? To get his back waxed?

  23. GayPatriot says

    March 10, 2010 at 11:07 am - March 10, 2010

    Pat (#22) — Nope. Crist is “married”. He’s not gay. No. Not at all….

  24. ThatGayConservative says

    March 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm - March 10, 2010

    There’s a few of people who say they know that Crist is gay, but when you get down to the brass tacks, it’s just a guess. One previous “boyfriend” has a questionable background and is known to make up stories.

  25. Nathan says

    March 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm - March 10, 2010

    Crist will never reach those straws he’s grasping for.

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